Last night, a guest had not arrived at the time we had been advised (between 7 and 8pm ) and the phone number I had for him was obviously incorrect as it would not connect, ) so as he had not phond, I eventually went to bed and forgot all about him.
At 1.50am the door bell rang and rang and rang and it was him, hardly apologetic at all and kept saying he got lost. I asked where he had come from - Manchester - which is such an easy journey to Bournemouth, and I bluntly asked why he had not thought to phone enroute if he was lost and he just said he was driving - and when I mentioned he could have pulled over and rang me he just said nothing, and I was displeased. No apology just an excuse.
So I showed him to the dorm ( the cheapest room in the house which he had booked and luckily there was no one else in there to disturb at that time ) and left him - and I offered no small talk or chit chat at all.
This irritated me as I then couldn't get back to sleep - but did so and 2 hours later, while asleep on top of the covers because it was a warm night, I was suddenly awoken by someone stroking my legs up to my cock- in the dark, and while it awoke me instantly - the stroker was unaware of this. I froze.
The hands went onto my cock which was as hard as a board as I had awoken with a stiffy, and this person then started sucking on it, and my mind was racing trying to figure out who the hell this was... So after a minute or so, he climbed up onto me and tried to insert my dick up his ass and at this point I awoke a bit more, reached for the light and told him to fuck off - but he just laid on the bed with his butt in the air expecting me to fuck him, but as I was not about to bare back him - and as I was not about to fuck him regardless, I told him to go to bed. I got up and pushed him away from me - and yes you guessed it - it was my late night arrival - and I was firm in telling him to bugger of.
He reluctantly went down stairs.
I lay in bed appreciating the fantasy - because there is a fantasy to be had here, but he just was not my type at all, not even vaguely, and while he wanted to get fucked and I could have well enjoyed a late night fuck, I was not about to give him the pleasure of my big dick up his ass and I was not amused or pleased so was not about to give him fuck all.
I have no idea what he was on, what cheek, what drugs, what delusion he was harbouring under that let him think this kind of behaviour was acceptable and what others might think with him waking them in the night for sex, especially as he had passed a PRIVATE sign on the stairs which means just as it says yet he saw fit to ignore this, and it leaves me open mouthed. For a start, I do not fancy orientals and I don't like tiny tiny willies ( which I briefly saw as I pushed him off ) and I most certainly do not like pushy people. Now I appreciate that there is a part of me that knows that had he been more my type;- had he been Hugh Jackman for instance, I might have fucked the ass of him for hours and had a great time, and that this is double standards. I am not adverse to a little late night nookie surprising me, but the one thing I despise is arrogance and attitude, and this guy never once offered an apology for being late - he then assumed it was okay to creep around the hotel - probably trying every door until he found one unlocked ( mine ) and open ( so I can hear in case the alarms go off in the night ) and presumably I was not the first room he tried finding a fuck in... so not a real compliment. And besides, his cock sucking skills - all 30 seconds of it, was useless,- not a bloody clue - absolute crap, and if you are going to walk into someones room in the night and surprise them with your mouth around their cock, at least know how to suck cock and be decent about it and for goodness sake, have some idea of what you are doing.
Sadly for him, he didn't.
So as I have a Late Arrival Charghe on my web site - which I have never had to use before, he was charged an extra £50 this morning for waking me at nearly 2am and when I see him later today, he WILL be told, inm no uncertain terms, what I think of his behaviour and attitude and he WILL be reprimanded and told some facts of life about decent behaviour.