please - read and listen to the words, they are beautiful and puts the responsibility firmy in our own hands.
CLEANER WANTED - MALE
MONDAY & FRIDAY MORNINGS
10am - 1pm
CASH IN HAND
Must be reliable and honest
firstname.lastname@example.org for details
MUST BE LOCAL
You are welcome to work naked as long as the work gets done and I am happy with your work. This is not a play job, it is job job.
Dear John: I thought you might like this :-
Your car is German. Your vodka is Russian. Your pizza is Italian. Your kebab is Turkish. Your democracy is Greek. Your coffee is Brazilian. Your movies are American. Your tea is Tamil. Your shirt is Indian. Your oil is Saudi Arabian. Your electronics are Chinese. Your numbers are Arabic, your letters are Latin. English is largely French and Latib. And you complain that your neighbor is an immigrant ?
Personally, I do not understand the ' open door policy' that allows just about anyone and everyone into the UK and especially those who do not like what is offered in their own country and so wish to change our ways to make it suitable for them here - usually politically or religously. I do not appreciate those who come here just for economic reasons while those who are from war toen areas and where laws threaten their very lives, must and should always be welcomed and nurtured. If someone then wishes to change our way of life through violence and intimidation, and where proof of this is evident, this would then be the time to send them home - straight away - and not decades later after spending tens of millions fighting extradition orders, human rights and everything else. A man with over 70 convictions was recently alLowed to stay in the UK because he was an alcaholic and back in his middle eastern country - booze was banned so he was allowed to stay here - which is ABSOLUTE MADNESS - and makes no sense.
It was my
60th birthday celebration
18th April 2015
We had a great party here on 18th April to celebrate my 60th birthday and while I was crying and carrying on in the kitchen - being all depressed and miserable, everyone else was havign a great time with 'The Naked Singer' enjoying a superb cabaret and karaoke shared by all... and I was not really crying in the kitchen as I am not bothered about getting to 60 and consider it all great fun. Even I murdered a couple of songs and tried to get everyone to sing along, and with a few cocktails inside them, they did... ha ha ... Mind I was singing ' Bachelor Boy' - the old Cliff Richard hit which everyone of a certain age knows..
Robers sang up a storm and it was thrilling to be a part of an evening where people I know, and would never have thought they woul, got up and sang a couple of songs and did a really good job, and even if not so 'on tune'- good luck to them and bless them for having the guts to make a fool of themselves in front of others, as that is the way the west was won ... er ... what ??? Well you know what I mean... Some sit and watch and barely clap while others get off the ass and join in and it really was a great evening.
We are still learning what we need to do, where we need more lighgts etc. and how loud the music and how many jugs of cocktails we need, and it really was a thrilling evening and even the dogs joined in... not with singing, but Chris's dog was humping a few arms... ( he needs his balls cutting off ) and Missy just wandered around looking bored, but then, that is a Weimerana for you.
DORSET CANING CLUB
This group rented space at Hamilton Hall on the last Friday of every month and for the last year, it had grown in numbers and has proven to be a popular monthly meeting for many men.
Richard started the group and charged members just £5 admission for between 2 - 5pm with all hot and cold refreshments - and anything up to a dozen guys attended each month.
Richard is unwell and unable to continue with the group so we have discussed this and it is now all arranged for Hamilton Hall to take over and run this monthly meeting, and as I was a CP Master for 15 years as a sex worker and have a host of experience with canes, straps, belts, paddles etc. - I am thrilled.
The group will run as it has been doing - at £5 admission, for April and May 2015 and from June the price will be £10 - to include all hot and cold refreshments, - and while I appreciate this is a masive increase, it is also appreciated that at just £5 each, this barely covers the cost of refreshments let alone anything else, and as I am going to be promoting ( which costs time and money ) and having cards printed ( more expense ) and buying some new canes etc. for your use - I am sure you also appreciate that at £10 - this is still massively cheap for what you get.
If you still wish to attend but genuinely cannot afford the new price, please have a chat with me as I shall want a couple of slaves to help get the room ready, help with the drinks and food etc. and clearing up afterwards, and to apply as a slave, send a photo and your details and reasons why you think you should be a slave - to |:-
email@example.com and I shall take it from there.
We do not wish to leave anyone out of this wonderful journey called ' LIFE' and hope you all understand why we have to increase the price.
Hamilton Hall is a NOT FOR PROFIT VENUE
FULLY INCLUSIVE DEAL: ONE SET PRICE:
Book in for the day and attend THE DORSET CANING CLUB and with a pre booked and pre paid reservation to stay overnight in a shared dorm or twin room - with dinner that evening - bed and breakfast in this CLOTHING OPTIONAL HOTEL EXCLUSIVELY FOR MEN - we will charge the reduced price of just £75. ( SAVING - between £10 - £15 ) and alternative private accommodation is available - Please ask for details.
May 22nd - 25th 2015
Bank Holiday Weekend
Very excited about our Eurovision Cabaret weekend with a full weekend planned. So if you click on the picture to the left it will take you to a page which gives you all the details, and we are going to have a fun weekend planned, games and prizes, quiz, cabaret, karaoke - the works.
So if you thiunk you know a little about the Eurovision Contect, aome and pit your skills against others and see who gets to take home the prize.
This could be one of the campest evenings of the year.
I remember as far back as when Katie Boyle hosted and she spoke 5 or 6 languages, I think just enough to 'get by' and we were so impressed..... and there was probably only a dozen countries taking part and as we now have Australia taking part, it does make me thing WTF is going on. It has changed beyond all recognition and is very politically biased and not all about the song or the performer.
SO COME AND JOIN US FOR THIS SPECTACULAR WEEKEND AND HAVE A SING ALONG. MORE HERE
SOME PEOPLE - Do irritate. Had a lovely group of people in recently and at the end of their stay one of them pointed out to me that my new beds were not legally compatable with fire regs and a few other items he felt the need to point out and I - basically - told him to shove it. I do not need some pretend Hotel Inspector coming round here trying to look clever and pull apart things he feels are 'not good enough' when all the beds - and bedding - are all brand new and all completely 'up to date' with fire regs as ALL beds have to be, just as ALL couches and chairs have to be - PERIOD - be it in your home or in an hotel - he was just showing off and trying to make himself look clever when all he did was make himself look like a blithering fool. Shame, as up until then, I really thought he was a sweet man, and suddenly he turned into a moron.
CERTIFICATE OF EXCELLENCE
HAMILTON HALL 2014
I often see these awards and think - well - who voted that the best pub / club / gay venue - as no one asked me and who voted it the best ??? ... and consider it all a load of bollocks to get you to spend more money in their bar. Trip Advisor;- while I say they are tossers and a waste of time - this certificate of excellence is an award because of the amount of positive feedback we have received from those who have stayed here and THAT is wonderful and I am proud and thrilled about that. Compared to many other venues, we could easily be a 3 or 4 star B&B but I do not buy into the tourist board schemes which - again - are just money spinners for the council - and I do not waste my money with something that has such little meaning.
66% of visitors attend alone.
22% attend with a partner / friend
6% come on business
New Year Joke:
When I found out I was Bi Polar, I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
I ordered this movie from Gays the Word Bookshop in London ( HERE) after a customer suggested it and I have not cried as much while watching a movie as I did last night. Filled with sweet tender moments that make you ' fill up' and several times when the tears really flowed - as the story of a group of gay men and lesbians decide to collect money and support the coal miners during the Thatcher period of destroying the Miners Union back in the 1980's and the ' coming together' of people from very different communities - 1) Coal Miners - 2) Gay Men and Lesbians - and the acceptance and rewards that these very different communities find through a battle with authorities for acceptance of a way of life and to keep their mines open.
With those from the gay community understanding persecution and bigotry only too well, they appreciate and value what the miners are going through fighting the Thatcher government for the right to keep their livlihoods and their communities up and running. Gay men have fought for decades for acceptance in law ( which we tend to take for granted now we have all we fought for ) but these were the days when GAY PRIDE MARCHES were political and had a powerful message about equality and not the Mardi Gras celebration of - er - what exactly ??? - as it is these days up and down the country and the London Gay Pride marches of the 1980's were London based - and tens of thousands would attend from all over the country. We had a common goal we shared - about acceptance and a change in the law - and the way these gay men and lesbians took it upon themselves to raise funds and moral for the miners - is breath taking - and I did cry - several times.
I found this film to be very moving and as I am old enough to remember the onset of HIV and Aids and all that was ' going down' in the mid '80's, this film is well worth a visit and have a big box of Kleenex handy, oh and you will laugh out loud as well - as there are many very funny scenes.
With some familiar faces - this well produced and executed story keeps its point and keeps you watching. Not too ' over the top' and certainly not too preachy about gay rights - it hit the nail right on the head and combined the difficulties of being a member of the gay /. lesbian community and a member of a small mining community and a coming together of real opposites with a common goal, and from this coming together, acceptance and love prevaile.
I shall certainly be watching this film a lot with customers here at Hammy Hall and shall certainly now be ordering at least another dozen copies from GAYS THE WORD BOOK SHOP - as they helped - back in the '80's - by offering the group of fund raisers to use their facilities in the shop and I would rather spend my money buying the DVD from them than Amazon.
Tony Bray died just before Christmas 2014, and I shall miss him. He was a good and dear friend who visited and loved Hamilton Hall and would sit in the Conservatory meeting and greeting people as they came and went and everyone loved his peaceful and charming manner. He was 79 years of age and a real sweetheart. He will be missed, dearly missed.
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