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*Enjoy Wonderful English from Around the World ...*
In a Bangkok Temple:_
IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN.
_Cocktail Lounge, Norway:_
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.
_Doctor's Office, Rome:_
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.
_A Nairobi Restaurant:_
CUSTOMERS, WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE, OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.
_On the main road to Mombasa, leaving Nairobi:_
TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.
_On a poster at Kencom:_
ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO, WE CAN HELP.
_In a City restaurant:_
OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS.
_In a Cemetery:_
PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS, FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES
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_Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:_
GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE, OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS, IN BED.
_On the menu of a Swiss Restaurant:_
OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR
_Hotel, Japan:_
YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.
_In the lobby of a Moscow Hotel, across from a Russian Orthodox Monastery:_
YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY, WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS,
ARTISTS, AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY, EXCEPT THURSDAY.
_A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest:_
IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FORESTCAMPING SITE, THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT, UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE.
_Hotel, Zurich:_
BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE.
_Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand:_
WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?
_Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:_
WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.
_A Laundry in Rome:_
LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND THEN SPEND THE AFTERNOON IN THE CITY HAVING A GOOD TIME.
_And finally, the all-time classic, Seen in an Abu Dhabi Souk shop window:_
IF THE FRONT IS CLOSED, PLEASE ENTER THROUGH MY BACKSIDE.
Draw the curtains - means to close them and not to use pen and paper.
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