CHRISTMAS BOOKINGS BEING TAKEN NOW - X RATED

https://www.hamiltonhall.info/single-post/2020/08/29/christmas-is-coming-book-now-and-save-20

Christmas is Coming My dick is long and thick Why not come to Bournemouth And give it one good lick If you don't want to lick it, Then suck it and chew And if you don't want to suck it, Then I'll fuck you.

Just a little ditty to start the Festive Season off with a laugh...

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Christmas Bookings at Hamilton Hall now being taken SAVE 20% BOOK NOW - SCROLL DOWN

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Christmas is coming

and the goose is getting fat

Please wear a mask

and forget about the hat

If you haven't got a mask

what planet are you from ?

One word of warning

You'll be taken to task.

This is the Christmas

And this the New Year

After hiding most the summer

And living in fear

We come out to celebrate

and come to see friends

Where loneliness and isolation

This time of year will mend.

By carefully considering

The people around us

We will celebrate with turkey

and make a great fuss

With distant games and laughter

We shall all join in as one

With carol singing and games,

let's all join in the fun.

We are all responsible

And we all must take care

As this is one present - a virus

We do not want to share.

So extra cleaning and scrubbing

To keep our venue bright

So we can all slumber well

and enjoy a good night.

So a Happy Christmas to you all

And may you stay in good health

and when 2022 comes alone.

May we wish you good wealth.

©John Bellamy

Price for 4 nights

Single - Booked Twin - £525pp Double - for 2 - £900 Super King - £1,200 for 2 Double Suite - £1,300 for 2

SAVE 20% SCROLL DOWN INCLUDES ALL FOOD AND WINE hot & cold refreshments 24/7 entertainment, games , prizes, and the luxury of all home cooked food and all wrapped up with your enigmatic hosts to help keep the whole time filled with laughter.

Secret Santa Interaction is encouraged in a safe and healthy manner throughout Bring your own games - CD's - DVD's

Ideas & Suggestions If you play an instrument, bring it along and how about a sing song, a fun get together where we all offer a little towards the party.

If you wished to join us for the day - or several days - staying elsewhere and just joining us for the day with all food wine, games and laughter Christmas Day Breakfast at 10am through until Midnight - £75 Christmas Day - Arrive for Tea with the Queen at 3pmthrough until midnight - £50 BOOK AND PAY IN ADVANCE AND NOT ON THE DAY

We also host a NAKED NEW YEAR and you can join us for Christmas and New Year or just one or the other. No one is here to entertain you

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