CHRISTMAS BOOKINGS BEING TAKEN NOW - X RATED

https://www.hamiltonhall.info/single-post/2020/08/29/christmas-is-coming-book-now-and-save-20


Christmas is Coming My dick is long and thick Why not come to Bournemouth And give it one good lick If you don't want to lick it, Then suck it and chew And if you don't want to suck it, Then I'll fuck you.

Just a little ditty to start the Festive Season off with a laugh...


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Christmas Bookings at Hamilton Hall now being taken SAVE 20% BOOK NOW - SCROLL DOWN
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Christmas is coming


and the goose is getting fat


Please wear a mask


and forget about the hat


If you haven't got a mask


what planet are you from ?


One word of warning


You'll be taken to task.


This is the Christmas


And this the New Year


After hiding most the summer


And living in fear


We come out to celebrate


and come to see friends


Where loneliness and isolation


This time of year will mend.


By carefully considering


The people around us


We will celebrate with turkey


and make a great fuss


With distant games and laughter


We shall all join in as one


With carol singing and games,


let's all join in the fun.


We are all responsible


And we all must take care


As this is one present - a virus


We do not want to share.


So extra cleaning and scrubbing


To keep our venue bright


So we can all slumber well


and enjoy a good night.


So a Happy Christmas to you all


And may you stay in good health


and when 2022 comes alone.


May we wish you good wealth.



©John Bellamy


Price for 4 nights
Single - Booked Twin - £525pp Double - for 2 - £900 Super King - £1,200 for 2 Double Suite - £1,300 for 2
SAVE 20% SCROLL DOWN INCLUDES ALL FOOD AND WINE hot & cold refreshments 24/7 entertainment, games , prizes, and the luxury of all home cooked food and all wrapped up with your enigmatic hosts to help keep the whole time filled with laughter.

Secret Santa Interaction is encouraged in a safe and healthy manner throughout Bring your own games - CD's - DVD's

Ideas & Suggestions If you play an instrument, bring it along and how about a sing song, a fun get together where we all offer a little towards the party.

If you wished to join us for the day - or several days - staying elsewhere and just joining us for the day with all food wine, games and laughter Christmas Day Breakfast at 10am through until Midnight - £75 Christmas Day - Arrive for Tea with the Queen at 3pmthrough until midnight - £50 BOOK AND PAY IN ADVANCE AND NOT ON THE DAY

We also host a NAKED NEW YEAR and you can join us for Christmas and New Year or just one or the other. No one is here to entertain you

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