CHRISTMAS BOOKINGS BEING TAKEN NOW - X RATED
Christmas is Coming My dick is long and thick Why not come to Bournemouth And give it one good lick If you don't want to lick it, Then suck it and chew And if you don't want to suck it, Then I'll fuck you.
Just a little ditty to start the Festive Season off with a laugh...
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Christmas Bookings at Hamilton Hall now being taken SAVE 20% BOOK NOW - SCROLL DOWN
Christmas is coming
and the goose is getting fat
Please wear a mask
and forget about the hat
If you haven't got a mask
what planet are you from ?
One word of warning
You'll be taken to task.
This is the Christmas
And this the New Year
After hiding most the summer
And living in fear
We come out to celebrate
and come to see friends
Where loneliness and isolation
This time of year will mend.
By carefully considering
The people around us
We will celebrate with turkey
and make a great fuss
With distant games and laughter
We shall all join in as one
With carol singing and games,
let's all join in the fun.
We are all responsible
And we all must take care
As this is one present - a virus
We do not want to share.
So extra cleaning and scrubbing
To keep our venue bright
So we can all slumber well
and enjoy a good night.
So a Happy Christmas to you all
And may you stay in good health
and when 2022 comes alone.
May we wish you good wealth.
Price for 4 nights
Single - Booked Twin - £525pp Double - for 2 - £900 Super King - £1,200 for 2 Double Suite - £1,300 for 2
SAVE 20% SCROLL DOWN INCLUDES ALL FOOD AND WINE hot & cold refreshments 24/7 entertainment, games , prizes, and the luxury of all home cooked food and all wrapped up with your enigmatic hosts to help keep the whole time filled with laughter.
Secret Santa Interaction is encouraged in a safe and healthy manner throughout Bring your own games - CD's - DVD's
Ideas & Suggestions If you play an instrument, bring it along and how about a sing song, a fun get together where we all offer a little towards the party.
If you wished to join us for the day - or several days - staying elsewhere and just joining us for the day with all food wine, games and laughter Christmas Day Breakfast at 10am through until Midnight - £75 Christmas Day - Arrive for Tea with the Queen at 3pmthrough until midnight - £50 BOOK AND PAY IN ADVANCE AND NOT ON THE DAY
We also host a NAKED NEW YEAR and you can join us for Christmas and New Year or just one or the other. No one is here to entertain you