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A Catholic priest and a Jewish priest bathe naked in the river A group of people walk past the river. The Catholic priest holds his hands in front of his private parts, the Jewish pastor holds his hand in front of his face. The Catholic priest asks: Why are you holding your hand in front of your face? The Jewish pastor answers: Because my community recognizes me by my face


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  • A dick has it rough. Not only are his closest friends nuts, but his backdoor neighbor’s an asshole. And if that weren’t enough, he regularly takes a beating.

  • How do you compliment someone on performing a circumcision?

  • Tell ’em to keep the tip.

  • Why doesn’t the rooster wear underwear? Cause he has his pecker on his head.

  • Husband: “I bet you can’t say something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time.” Wife: “You have the biggest penis out of all your friends.”

  • What’s the insensitive part at the end of the penis called again? Oh, right, a man.

  • Why are men so thick? Because they only have that tiny hole in their penis to get oxygen to their brain.

  • What did the elephant say to the naked man? “How do you breathe through that thing?”

  • Why does the doctor smack babies on the butt after they are born? To make sure the dicks get knocked off the smart ones.

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