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If a gay man is no good at sucking cock, then he is a disgrace to gay men everywhere.

A true crap at sex story below. Scroll down.

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COCK & BALL WORKSHOP - X RATED - WEEKEND WORKSHOPS - HERE


NAKED CHILL OUT WEEKENDS FOR MEN - HERE


DIARY OF EVENTS FOR MEN AT HAMILTON HALL - HERE

COCK & BALL WORKSHOP - X RATED - WEEKEND WORKSHOPS - HERE


If you don't know how - then attend a workshop at Hamilton Hall and learn from a real sex guru. :-)


Many men assume they are good at sex.

Many men are delusional.

Many men are - quite simply - crap at sex.

Not a fucking clue.

Many just lay there claiming to be passive, which they are, and the truth is they do not offer anything in return and just lay there - boring as fuck, expecting the partner to do all the work.

Tons of gay men haven't a clue about sucking cock.

Mostly the older married men who are actually gay and assume every gay man must want sex with them because they have a penis. We've all met the likes.

We all know who they are.

And they are crap at sex with a man and often only play the passive roll.

That's because they are crap at sex.





I remember being under the covers sucking this Canadian hunks cock and after a while I came up and laid beside him. I laid there for probably two minutes before he asked -

'What's wrong ?'


I answered ' Nothing - Why ? '


and he said

'You are not doing anything .'


I answered

'AND NEITHER ARE YOU.'

and he actually asked me what I wanted him to do to me in return and as I answered -

' You actually have to ask ? YOU ACTUALLY HAVE TO ASK ??? WTF ? Does that not worry you that at 33 years of age - you actually haven't a clue what to do in return and you need me to tell you ??? Do you REALLY not have a clue ??? '


I went on and told him that while he was cute - SO THE FUCK WAS I - and how selfish he was to expect to be adored without doing anything back and - especially - to someone as hung, as built, as stunning, as he was, so what the fuck was he thinking. He was gob smacked. Absolutely astounded - Open mouthed and speechless. He was absolutely stuck for words.


He just laid there play acting being a fish - opening and closing his mouth without anything coming out, and I told him I really thought he was going to be good in bed but that he wasn't, not with me anyway - and as a sex worker - if anyone should know what good or bad sex was it would be me, and he dressed in silence to leave and I did say that even now, he wasn't making an effort to be better - he just wanted to leave and run away rather than actually learn from an expert.


As a sex worker I was VERY aware that most of the input and sexual suggestions would be from me, but when having sex NOT for money, then I at least expect to have some give and take where we both take part and we both join in and it is not always left all up to me - as I WANT SOME ATTENTION FROM YOU IN RETURN and I expect you to be brave enough to take instruction if given - as I do - and stop winging like some little girl.