its joke time

Time for a laugh. I think we all deserve a little frivolity.
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John .Love the newsletter each week. I really look forward to my Sunday morning read and giggle. So thoughtful of you and do rewarding as well. Geoff. Love the Blog John. Once again a right cracker. Mike Where do you get the time to do all this for us John and all for no financial reward. Many do not deserve you. You are an angel. Philip.

Hi John: Been reading your newsletter for over a year now. I'm on several gay groups and have not heard a single word from any of them until recently. You however have been there throughout and you have earned your place in gay cultural history. Robert.

Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?

Her: Awww... Yes!!!

Me: Good then stay 92.96 million miles away from me

Top marks John. You cheer up my weekends. Alone at home. No visitors. Been this way for such a long time. Main thing that gets me through is your Blog, as it always fascinates and amuses. Thanks. Keep it up. Some pictures attached. Mel.

Some guy called me a tool. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. Guess he was right.

John. You are the craziest and looney tunes person I have ever met. Barking mad. Complete nut job. And I absolutely love you to bits. In this hate filled world - in this negative environment we find ourselves, where BLM ( Black Lives Matter ) is actually CRITISISED ( which astounds ) and where Poland, and Hungary are reversing their LGBTQ rights contrary to EU rules - and where the wacky United States are still fighting Trumpism and Russia and China are sabre rattling - I am glad I am not a chicken any more as the world is going to shit and it seems the only bit of joy I find is through your Blog and Hamilton Hall. David.

Teacher: How much is a gram? Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.

A tough looking group of hairy bikers are riding when they see a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stop. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?" "I'm going to commit suicide," she says. While he doesn’t want to appear insensitive, he also doesn’t want to miss an opportunity, so he asks, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?" She does, and it is a long, deep, lingering kiss. After she's finished, the tough, hairy biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I’ve ever had! That's a real talent you’re wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl…"

Thanks again for the newsletter. Always a great read. So good to read someone's views, even if I don't always agree, too many vacuous people out there who have no inner soul and good to read someone who has a passion and a commitment to share with so many who are in such need. Luv You John. We've never met, but one day next year. Josh.

Yo mama is so ugly she made my happy meal cry

I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners. The lady says, "Come Again!" The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."

Beer Bottle: You break me, you get 1 year of bad luck!

Mirror: You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get 7 years bad luck!

Condom: Hahaha... (Condom walks off laughing)

A British Airways steward I knew years ago told the story of a women that would not put her tray table up for take off after he had asked her to do so, twice. Eventually when he spoke louder to her, her husband said '