new years resolutions plus some history
Some ideas from John Bellamy as to how to spend New Years Eve.
New Year's Eve Traditions That Start the Year Off Right - or so some say...
Eat, Drink and feel merry. ( as long as Merry doesn't mind.. ha ha )
Decorate a New Year tree. ..( What's New Year Tree ? )
Stay away from others so not to pass Covid.
Sing "Auld Lang Syne," Scottish style. ... ( a song about abandoning your old friends )
Kiss a stranger at midnight - but maybe not this year as you might catch Covid.
Spend the evening on Grindr and end up frustrated and still alone.
Sing some karaoke and sing out loud.
Get gussied up in your finest.
Wear a kilt with balls a swinging.
THINK - before you do anything you may regret.
Tell your family what you REALLY think of them.
Tell your family you are gay and do it in full drag.
Tart up your covid mask and make it tartan with tinsel.
Pay a fortune to get into a bar or club .
Queue for hours just to get a drink.
Use Covid as an excuse NOT to see family.
Vow that this is the year you are going to sell up and move into Hamilton Hall www.communityliving.today ( Well I might as well get an advert in where I can... )
Queue for hours to get your coat in / out of a coat check
Pay a fortune for a cab somewhere.
Shiver on the Night Bus home after a great evening.
Step over the drunken vomit and rowdy women with their knickers round their ankles ( such style )
Set your New Year's Resolutions. ... ( the ones you won't keep... )
Give a toast to remember absent friends ( who you have ignored all year .. )
Light those sparklers or firework display in the garden.- OR - Watch the fireworks on telly.
If your partner dumps you this night, you have permission to kick him in the balls.
Wish everyone to meet, if out and about, a Happy New Year - ( when the rest of the year you will be telling these people to ' fuck off ' - but it's New Year so godda be nice for one evening a year at least. )
Sing along to Moira Anderson ( if you can remember her )
Go next door with a piece of coal ( It's Scottish so ... explains a lot ...)
Get pissed. ( what's new...)
Get stoned. ( what's new ... )
Get laid. ( ah well that's new ... ha ha )
Vacuum Pump your dick so it starts the New Year MASSIVE.
Shave off - or start to grow, that beard. ( unless you are the bearded lady )
Clear up the mess from the party, but before you do
Tell everyone the parties over and to fuck off.
If working the next day, SMILE..
Wake up on New Years Morning feeling like shit - so Stay in bed until lunch is ready. ( What, you don't have a cook ??? )
Plan your apologies and excuses - blaming it on the booze - for ' last night...'
Hide from your public until at least the headache goes.
Take the dog for a nice long New Years Day walk along the beach or woods or local park to get some fresh air.
Dress smartly for your tea with the Queen. ( Oh, didn't you get an invite. Is it just me going then ? )
and last but not least on my little list:-
New Year 2022 : Hope that by the New Year Covid has run and done it's worse and the world can get back to some kind of ' normalicy.'