Quick wank or a 3 hour cock and ball fest
Are you a quick wank man, or a 3 hour cock and ball-fest man ?
When younger, I was wanking off 5 and 6 times a day.
A a teenager - my 'man toy' just had to be maxed out until the batteries wore out, or in reality - until I could cum no more and it was sore.
As a teenager I knew nothing about lube - poppers or anything like that and those were the naive, innocent times where kids of my age back then - 15 - 18 - knew fuck all about gay anything - and as for sex, I was so naive at 16 that I didn't even know what the word gay meant.
As for having sex.
The first time I spent the night with a man, I was 16, and I didn't have a clue what to do so lay there while he sucked me off and I was appalled when he swallowed it... same when I first experienced rimming... WTF ? My brain was disgusted and excited at the same time.
For years I wanked and my dick was sore after as I never knew - or thought - about using lube. It never even crossed my mind.
It was only in my 20's that I discovered Nivea and for some years would wank with Nivea and the smell of it today takes me right back to me 20's and wanking.. which maybe should be the advert for Nivea - and the punch line could be
' And when did you first start using Nivea ? '
A youth laying on his bed wanking vigourously might sell more Nivea.
These were the days when I was wanking 5 or 6 times a day and never gave it a thought, just a quick 5 minute wank was easy and forgettable and back to work, but as my brain was - it seemed - hard wired to my dick in those days, there was hardly a moment when sex was not on my mind and I walked with a stiffy all day long.
How the years have changed all that .
I remember a night in my 30's, when I suppose I discovered the true joys of tantric wanking and the true adult way of enjoying myself physically without having to rush into an orgasm and cumming straight away and then feeling let down - as I learned to take my time, to relax with my stiffy, and to enjoy what else it can do besides being wanked off, and believe me, there are tons of things your cock and balls will enjoy if you only try.
I do remember a night when I enjoyed a 4 hour wank on my own. I was late 30's, a bit stoned, and I watched 2 whole porn films without even fast forwarding once, and played constantly - edging close to orgasm but pulling back so I would not cum, and yet kept as close to the brink as I could, and it was amazing. I had never edged before and BOY it blew my brains away when I did eventually climax, and I actually fell off my bed and crashed to the floor and DO NOT REMEMBER FALLING AT ALL, all I knew was that I came to after cumming - on the floor wondering WTF I was doing on the floor ? I had absolutely no recollection of falling at all - the orgasm was that HUGE that it completely blew my head in and took a couple of weeks to get my head together after that one.
I couldn't wait to repeat and do again.
Whether you are cut or uncut, no two people wank the same. No two dicks are the same. No two routines are the same. No person shares your orgasm and no one else alive knows how - exactly - it is for you - they can only guess by what they personally have experienced and - sadly - many seem not to have a clue and miss out on so much.
Most men are crap at sex anyway.
Dirty and sordid. Makes you go blind - or it grown hairs on the palms of your hands - or semen is brain fluid and you will go mad the more you wank ... and so the stories were told in order to stop young boys masterbating and for why ???
It was seen as sinful because the church was told the priests had to be celibate and so damned every person alive who was enjoying a healthy sex drive - be it wanking, fucking or anything , even having an evening with a goat - and the bigoted fucked up church fathers damned those who enjoyed their physical bodies as partying with Satan - enjoying the pleasures of the flesh was seen as dirty, whoreish, undignified, unladylike for ladies and natural for men.
Other things take priority when you '; grow up' and its not that you don't want sex as often, it's that there are other things in life that take precidence - work, family, friends, walking the dog - running a business, too late by the time you finnish working and get to bed, early morning rise... so many reasons why even having a wank can be put on hold while you catch up on sleep and rest.
For many millions of men, a sex life after they get married and have children - tends to come to an end - almost, and it can be a rare occasion and a problem in the relationship. Mothers are busy being Mothers while the Fathers also expect them to be whores in the bedroom and after a day looking after kids, who the fuck is in the mood ? One of my sex workers many years ago had been married for 12 years, had 2 kids, and
never - ever - saw his wife naked. Once every 6 weeks, in the dark, under the quilt, she would pull up her nightie and let him have a quick fuck where she was NOT involved - and within minutes it was over.
She was not a lesbian - she was just one of those who had been put off sex by their Mothers telling them to 'Lie back and think of England' and that kind of abuse towards your husband, the man you are suppose to love, is precisely that - an abuse - as withholding anything in a relationship is foolish and destructive and withholding sex and metering it out if and when the man behaves - is precisely that - an abuse, and millions of men are stuck in that kind of sexless relationship.
Then the women wonders why he strays - or why he abuses their daughters sexually, or why there is so much anger in the house all the time and the answers are perfectly clear. Women blame men - call them dirty bastards and never, ever take any of the responsibility or accept [part of the blame when the relationship falls apart. thgey use sex as a weapon when it suits them and then uses sex as another weapon also when it suits them, and this is an abuse. Be it in a straight or gay relationship.
And I DO NOT need to hear the argument that a wife does not have to 'come across' just to keep her husband happy when - actually - if she wants to cause and create disharmony - then go ahead and withhold sex and see how long the relationship lasts and how unhappy it descends into.
Maybe men are more sexual than women. Maybe.
Maybe men are children who constantly like playing with their dicks - and it is usually women who put men down like children by saying ' wanking is only for teenegaers and not grown men' - when this kind of argument is patronising, belittling and complete bollocks. Just because some women might not be as sexual as men, does NOT mean men are immature - it says a lot more about how the women is afraid of sex and afraid of experimentation and afraid of intimacy and commitment. If you get married and then cut way back on the sex, and without discussion with your partner - you just decide you don't want it - or am unwilling to offer it - or any other excuse - and STOP always blaming the man all the time as any relationship is two way, be it a gay, lesbian or straight relationship ( and all the others so don't waste your time moaning on e mail I didn't include you - YAWN...) then you must expect some fall out.
If wanking is all that is left for you - then get into wanking and experiment and find new ways, new toys, new probes and even attend a Cock and Ball Workshop at Hamilton Hall, but whatever you do ;-
DO NOT LISTEN TO THOSE WHO SAY MASTERBATION IS FOR KIDS, IS IMMATURE OR ANYTHING ELSE - AS THEY ARE TALKING BOLLOCKS... PURE UNEDUCATED AND FEAR BASED BOLLOCKS.
And ignore what the Bible says on the subject. Do you honestly think that when Jesus was a boy, he never experimented with the other boys or sat alone at night playing with his God Given joy of a cock. ?
Now, I have been decorating all day and my body aches so, think it's a night in front of the telly and no wank tonight, too fucking tired.
Who said ' Too fucking old,' -
How very dare you.... ha ha
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John Bellamy
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your views are always welcome.
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John. Wanking. I have always been a wanker. Was married for 45 years until my wife died. She went off sex when the kids arrived. She knew I was horny and would wank me off almost nightly. She didn't want sex any more but respected my needs and so - helped in a way that did not involve her too much and kept us both happy. Since her death I have ' come out' and even though in my 70's, still enjoy a good wank session. Tony M.
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I was always told wanking was bad for you. I didn't wank at all until my second wife died of cancer. Both wives and I would only ever have sex when we were trying for children ( I have 7 in all. ) Never wanked as a teenager as so much Christian guilt being brought
up in a strict Catholic household. After my 2nd wife died I came out as gay ( which is another long story ) and the first time a man wanked me off it was like nothing I had ever experienced and I have never forgotten him or that wank. I don't fuck with men, just wank, and have had many many fun experiences and do see my early years as a waste of time... when all boys in their teens are experimenting, I was studying and being a good Christian, and missed out on so much. So much, but have made up for it since. Matthew K.
