Random thoughts & home truths....
Vegan Tattoo
Oh, being vegan, the struggle is real. They are like superheroes fighting for the rights of the animals and the planet. But hold your bacon because there’s a twist! Some stumble upon a shocking realization in this cosmic circus of tofu-lovings: veganism is not just about food but a lifestyle encompassing everything made of animals, from clothes to cosmetics, even ink tattoos.
The truth is that the ink used in tattoos often contains hidden animal ingredients, yet some vegans get them without ever considering it. But don’t worry, my veggie-loving friend; I have great news for you! Next time you think of adorning your body with some ink, remember the delightful world of vegan tattoos, where art becomes a joyful celebration of compassion. Be ready to wear your vegan ink with pride. -----------------------------------
Selective Fear
Ah, the fascinating problem of needle phobia versus body-mod bravery.
Imagine you’re at a hospital, minding your business, when suddenly a nurse brandishes a needle like a tiny sword. It’s terrifying! But hold on a second, what about tattoos and piercings? Aren’t they also needle-related activities?
When it comes to tattoos and piercings, people voluntarily walk into a parlor, all excited and ready for a needle to get cozy with their skin. Well, in a twisted way, it’s all about the context and mindset. Tattoos and piercings are often perceived as fun, creative expressions of identity, while medical-related needles are strictly an obligation.
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Health-Consciousness
It’s a funny world we live in when people will only drink organic, all-natural juices and smoothies but then turn around and light up a cigarette. They’ll happily sip on a kale and spinach concoction, bragging about how healthy they are, but then take a drag of smoke that cancels out any benefits from their “healthy” drink. It’s like they think the nicotine will magically evaporate the moment it enters their lungs, or maybe they’re just hoping the antioxidants in their drink will cancel out the toxins in the cigarettes. Either way, it’s a comical sight to see these health-conscious folks puffing away, blissfully unaware of the irony. Maybe they should try an all-natural, organic cigarette next time – now that would be a real health kick!
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The allure of changing up our appearance in hopes of standing out from the crowd – we’re all familiar with it. Whether it’s going blonde, brunette, or rocking some funky colors, we all secretly hope that our new look will make us feel like we’re one of a kind. But let’s face it, at the end of the day, we’re all just trying to fit in by looking different. We dye our hair, we get piercings, and we wear wacky outfits, but in reality, we’re all just trying to belong somewhere. So go ahead, dye your hair that shade of blue you’ve been eyeing, but just remember, you’re not alone in your quest to be different. We’re all just a bunch of copycats trying to stand out in a sea of sameness.
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Getting That Exercise
We’ve all been there. You see that shiny new exercise machine on TV, and suddenly, you’re convinced that it’s the key to finally getting in shape. You order it, it arrives, and you set it up with the utmost determination. You tell yourself that this is it – this is the start of your new fitness journey. But fast forward a week, and that fancy new machine has become nothing more than a glorified coat hanger. Your workout clothes drape over it, your dog uses it as a bed, and you can’t even remember the last time you broke a sweat on it. So much for motivation, huh? Maybe next time, we should just stick to the tried and true method of actually leaving the house to exercise. Or, you know, we could just embrace our inner couch potato and call it a day.
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Delayed Flights
Ah, the airport – a place of endless possibilities and excitement. You arrive with your perfectly packed bags and your hair looking like it stepped out of a shampoo commercial. You’re feeling like a million bucks, ready to take on the world. But then, the dreaded announcement comes over the intercom: your flight is delayed. And so begins the waiting game. Hours go by, your hair starts to look like a bird’s nest, and you begin to wonder if you’ll ever see the inside of a plane again. Suddenly, that perfectly pressed outfit and that fresh face seems like a distant memory. You’re tired, hungry, and you just want to get on that damn plane. So, next time you find yourself at the airport, remember – no matter how good you look when you arrive, the airport has a way of humbling us all.
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Texting on the Toilet
The age-old question in our modern age – to text or not to text from the toilet. We’ve all been there, sitting on the porcelain throne, phone in hand, trying to multi-task like a boss. But let’s be real here, is it really the best idea to be typing away while you’re doing your business? Not only is it a little bit gross, but it’s also a risky move – one wrong move and your phone could end up taking an unscheduled dip in the toilet bowl. Plus, let’s not forget about the potential audience – if you accidentally hit send to the wrong person, things could get awkward real fast. So, next time you find yourself reaching for your phone while you’re on the toilet, just remember – there’s a time and a place for everything, and maybe the bathroom isn’t the best place to catch up on your messages.
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