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Some sweet things to share

There are many things in life that move me, and I hope some of the items below move you as well and while a couple may cause a bowel movement, others may emotional move you.

Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal*Mart when they collide:

The first old guy says to the second guy. "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The second old guy says. "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

The first says. "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"

The second old guy says. "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big busted and is wearing short shorts. What does your wife look like?"

The first old guy says. "Doesn't matter, let's look for yours."


There was another slippery, overweening grandiose so-and-so in our history who committed a lot of crimes and never thought he’d get pinched. On October 17, 1931 Al Capone was arrested on tax evasion after boasting that “They can’t collect legal taxes from illegal money.” Al Capone was a scoundrel who skated for years even though he committed all sorts of crimes. But an arrest is an arrest. Capone ended up being sentenced to eleven years of prison. Early in his sentence, he began showing signs of neurosyphilis. Ultimately, it was Capone’s appetites that got him: he died of syphilis just after turning 48 years old. Our pussy-grabbing 45th president of the United States has been indicted for trying to cover up his appetites. What he did was illegal and he knew it, but he did it anyway because he felt he was above the law. It’s kind of fitting that this misogynist has gotten pinched by a pussy and it really doesn’t matter what we nab him on. Let’s LOCK HIM UP.


If a semi-truck hit your tree on a residential road, and the truck's owner is trying to file a claim against you, you should do nothing, unless you need to prepare a claim to replace your tree. The truck driver will struggle to blame a solid object for their accident.

( That was one hell of a crash... )

This is my old dog Chester, I adopted him when he was 17 yrs old. My vet gave him one, maybe 2 weeks to live. He had mouth infection, heartworm positive strong, heart murmur, etc.. Chester was a fighter though, so was I, we didn’t give up.

He underwent surgeries and treatments. He is now 22 yrs old (birthday was Oct 17) and very healthy and happy. And he always has a smile on his face. He is such a handsome, happy boy ❤️🐾


There are many things in life that move me, and I hope some of these move you as well.


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