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What a load of bull.

I recently spent $6,500 on this registered Black Angus bull.

I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow.

I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth.

Anyway......I had the Vet come and take a look at him.

He said,, the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.

The bull started to service the cows within two days……. all my cows!

He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows!

He's like a machine!

I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him ... but they kind of taste like peppermint.


A lawyer who was a gun advocate snuck his gun into an MRI room even after he was told by hospital staff not to bring in any metal items. His gun went off, killing him eventually.

40-year-old Leandro Mathias.

Above - showing off one of his guns on TikTok. Right, discussing pro-gun views also on Tiktok

He was accompanying his mother to get an MRI scan at Laboratorio Cura in São Paulo, Brazil.

His mother was getting the MRI scan, not him.

As usual protocol the hospital staff informs patients and visitors that the MRI scanner is basically a gigantic magnet so all metal on one's body must be taken off before entering the scan room. Both Leandro and his mother had signed a form regarding the protocols.

According to the hospital’s statement, he did not disclose that he had a registered gun, nor did he remove it before entering the room.

His gun was discharged by the MRI machine’s magnetic field at the hospital.

When the machine began to run, the gun was violently yanked out of his pocket, going off and firing a bullet into his stomach.

He was rushed to treatment but later died.

What a sad state of ignorance.


An Englishman, Scotsman, Welshman, and Irishman are captured by the Afghan Taliban and sentenced to death by firing squad.

Before being shot they are asked if they have any last requests:

The Welshman says “Before I die, I would like to hear 1000 Welsh voices singing ‘Land of my Fathers’”.

The Irishman says “Before I die, I would like to see 1000 Irish dancers performing ‘Riverdance’”.

The Scotsmen says “Before I die, I would like to hear 1000 bagpipes playing ‘Scotland the Brave’”.

And you, English pig! What is your last request?

For fucks sake, please shoot me first!


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