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SALTON SEA TO BE RENAMED AND DEDICATED TO DONALD TRUMP AND HIS LEGACY

Our heroic president is looking for iconic places in which to enshrine his name. I think I have found the perfect point on the map that will satisfy him. How about an entire sea named after him? The Salton Sea was a jumping place in the 60’s and

70’s with major stars vacationing and appearing there. There were marinas, beaches, and land that was constantly going up in value. It was a little slice of heaven in the California desert. The lake was formed by mistake when a dike or dam broke and the Colorado River spilled its guts into the basin and created this great inland lake. They repaired the hole that made the lake in the first place and that is why today we can safely change the name of the Salton Sea to The Trump Sea. It captures the Trump presidency perfectly!

The Salton Sea began as a great resort. Unfortunately, it does not have any source to renew the water. The only water it gets is crop run off which is saturated with a delightful cocktail poisons and fertilizers that killed off the fish. The lake is shrinking and the parts that have dried up provide a nice dust cloud that is filled with the same poisons and toxins.

This is why the area is PERFECT to be named after our president. The land once was teeming with life and now is a desert that spews poison and corruption wherever and whenever the wind blows. I present to you the former Salton Sea, now renamed, The Trump Sea.

Portions of the area can be dedicated to certain high points in Donald’s enlightened leadership. For example, the area that experienced the greatest number of fish kills and now have beaches that are nothing more than the bleached bones of the dead can be called “Trump’s Covid 19 Beach.” The pier that extends into the toxic waters can be called, “Trump’s Plank Walk.” Of course, the shuttered motel will have its weatherbeaten sign amended to read Trump Plaza Hotel, Bar, and Pizza Palace” or perhaps it could be renamed Mara Phosphate. Other areas could be dedicated to other Trump fans whom he elevated to high positions. Proposed places include Kushner Cove, Epstein Heights, Ivanka Dunes, Malania Picnic Park on Fertilizer Row, Baron’s Barren Plateau and of course the Trump Family Two Weeks from Now Music Pavilion.