dumb things people ask / say
- gaymen2
- Jun 13
- 6 min read
( Oh dear, why do so many from the USA like to prove to the world what dumb shits they can be... Why do they go out of their way to CONSTANTLY get it so wrong and just make a laughing stock out of themselves...???)
Should Trump be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for 2025 due to his achievements in stopping the India-Pakistan conflict and general popularity with the rest of the world? Trump is the #1 best president that the US has had in 100 years. ( excuse me while I just choke on my tongue...)
Why can’t big retailers like Walmart and Target just switch to American-made products when tariffs hit imported goods?
How come we ( the USA ) are so unwelcome around the world and booed wherever we go ?
Over 200 coutries have contacted our President to apologise for treating the USA badly.
( There are only 195 countries in all )
How am I to tell the time when it has all these V's, I's and X's on the clock face.
I just returned to Indonesia from a business trip to Shenzhen.Out of curiosity, I asked my business partners, friends and people I met in Shenzhen regarding their opinions about the trade war. They said they knew about it from the news, but they didn't even feel any impact of it in their life. China-US trade war seems to be a very big fuss for US side only, but for the Chinese it is really no big deal. It is insignificant to them. So how do you expect the Chinese to admit defeat if they don't even feel the impact?
Why are we paying for our gas when we ( the USA ) owns Iraq.
All countries with Royal families will have to bow down to King Trump as the worlds leader in chief.
It's a big fat lie that our President ( Trump ) lies.
Inject bleach and drink disinfectant to get rid of Covid.
Our soldiers who die or are wounded are ' loosers.'
I had a student email me to ask how to convert years into centuries
I;m never going to quit smoking. My Aunt was healthy until she quit, then she gor dagnosed with stage 3 cancer.
What it the correct spelling for Iran or Iraq ?
I didn't know fish had fingers.
What part of the Buffalo do Buffalo wengs come from ? America is an older nation than any other country.
American overheard in Italy ' Why don't they tear down the Coloccium as it is old and needs a new one.
How come chicken breasts do not have nipples.
I was asked if my husband spoke English, and I pointed out he was Scottich - and they still asked the question - does he speak English.
'Do you work here ?' 'No, I always wear the uniform of a Tesco worker.'
I want to live in Australia so I can wake and see Giraffes out of my bedroom window.
Do you have the internet in Indonesia' - asked on e mail.
Someone asked why we needs farms when we have grocery stores.
I was asked if Hitler came before or after WW2. We are both german born.
A friend argued with me that when you fly - you fly above the stars.
They said that the Glden Gate Bridge connects North America with Europe. Yer right .....
Can I catch a computer virus from my computer.
When the Queen dies, does Charles become Queen ?
Which Queen is the most important, the Queen of England or Tina Turner, the Queen of rock.
What language do they speak in England ? Is it American ?
France is not in Europe at all, I'm not stupid, it is north of America.
( They are talking about French speaking Canada...)
Overheard in a restaurant
'I don't like carrots. Do you have any carrots that don't taste of carrot ?
Why do so many men in Egypt wear dresses.
No one told me Spain spoke a different language to my American.
Why is it so difficult to get a decent American meal in Spain.
There must be tons of motor accidents in the UK if everyone keeps driving on the wrong ( left ) side of the roads.
The estimate for the building work said it was a free estimate and then I had to pay thousands to get the work done.
Trump has made the US of A rich and popular all around the world.
The short answer is “No…the US will not survive this presidency”
My answer is based on my personal belief, and my self-educating myself in economics. Though I am no expert, and you should not rely on me for economic advice. Its just that the more I learn about the state of the nations economy, the actions taken by our president, and the resulting consequences, I believe in the words of the late Paul Harvey from his skit “Freedom to Chains” when he said the following passages.
“The United States was not the first by george good government to arise on the world stage. There have been several; Rome, Spain, Greece, and China, and all enjoyed about 150 years at its zenith. That’s just about our time in the new world. Then each, decayed away. Not one of them was ever destroyed by anyone else’s marching legions. Each rotted away morally, culturally, scientifically, economically, simultaneously.”
“20 years from today, half of the products you will be using in your everyday living, aren’t even in the dictionary yet. We’ve got it made, if we just keep on getting on…we’ve got it made. And if we don’t…we will follow those other great nation-states into the graveyard of ignominious oblivion. History promises us, only one thing for certain. We will get, exactly what we deserve!”
I’ve listened to a lot of economists. While they have different takes and expressions, all of them express the same concerns about our nation; where the issues started, what the consequences have been, and what the world is doing. Common among all of them; they offer no solution to solve the problem. Either because…
1.) There Isn’t One.
2.) The solution is incredibly difficult to enact in our current political situation.
3.) The damage to our nation is unrecoverable, even if the solution is implemented.
So, in the end…
We deserve this! We, as Americans deserve to see our country fall. We have rotted away so significantly, that lies have become unproven truth, and that actual truth and facts, are conspiracy theories. Accountability doesn’t exist. Your skin color, gender, sexual orientation, religious beliefs, or political alignment matters more than your citizenship. The bible and the US Constitution are just props to wave around by our leaders, who haven’t read them.
To conclude, I quote the late George Carlin, who, like Paul Harvey, I believe was a prophet talking about the end of America.
“That’s what the owners of this country count on; the fact that Americans will remain willfully ignorant of the big Red White and Blue d*ck that’s being jammed up their *ssholes every single day.”
“Cause the owners of this country know the truth. Its called the American Dream, cause you have to be asleep to believe it!”
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