He was selfish sex, and I told him to his face.
- Jul 10
- 4 min read
I was having sex with this hot Canadian. I was ' under the covers' sucking his cock.
After a while I 'resurfaces' and lay beside him and after a couple of long - tick tock tik tock - minutes of nothing - he asked
'Is something wrong.'
He answered , 'You're not doing anything.'
and I barked LOUDLY in response
' NEITHER ARE YOU - YOU LAZY FUCKER, SO FAR YOU HAVE DONE NOTHING AT ALL BUT LAY THERE AND I HAVE DONE ALL THE WORK.'
He looked somehat perplexed and confused... so I continued ( In for a penny ...)
'THERE IS A LOT YOU NEED TO LEARN CONCERNING SEX BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE IF ALL YOU THINK IS YOU JUST LAY THERE AND EXPECT ME TO DO EVERYTHING.' Sex is - kinda - between two people is give and take on both sides not just one doing everything...'
He acted as if the botton of his world had just fallen out - he was breathless = totally agasp that
1) someone would talk as honestly and as harshly to him as I had done.
2) Someone thought he was crap at sex
3) That someone was giving him lessons on how to be better at sex and BOY he didn't like that one tiny bit.
Hurt his precious ego.
Like I gave a shit.
I was not meaning to be hurtful but his attitude of just laying there while I did all the work was what I expected from a client who was paying me - but this was personal sex and I was not getting paid and in this instance I do not expect to be treated in such a manner and I expect - like most peope, for sex to be mutual and not just all one sided.
He started to get dressed and I just laughed.
''Hun, I really don't give a fuck what you think of my comment but do you REALLY want to go through life knowing most people DO NOT RETURN FOR SECONDS because you are boring in the sack. I may be opionated and not afraid to speak up, but rather that than the reputation of being crap in the sheets when it is so easy IF YOU JUST PAY ATTENTION and do to others what you expect in return.'
He called me an asshole and I told him, in return, that he was boring sex and it was time to grow up and start to join in and if and when he may need to learn some basics, I am here ready to be his teacher and I pointed out I was a lot more experienced than he was and that there was a lot for him to grasp.
He eft with a right flea in his ear, not that I gave a damn.
If you were served bad food in a restaurant, you would send it back.
I met someone who wasoffering inferior / bad sex - and i sent it back and was not repared to accept bad sex from someone with such a mighty attitude problem as he had.
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John: Met this guy. Went back to my place. We stripped and he just stood there naked and did nothing.
I asked what he wanted to do and he - actually said - ; Whatever you like doing to me.'
I relied ; 'And what about what you are giong to do to me or is it all one sided.'
That went right over his head.
he looked at me puzzled.
That's when he said ' I thought you would be all over me as soon as I stripped.'
I asked why he though that -
He said because he was so hot and handsome.
I answered that SO WAS I and how come he decided his needs came first.
Again, right over his head. he stood there with a complete confused look on his face.
I aked pointedly - What he enjoyed about the other person - and he actually said he didn't fancy me or most people he had sex with but that he considered it a form of Charity Work - get this - ALLOWING SOMEONE LIKE ME THE JOYS OF HAVING SOMEONE LIKE HIM' and I just burst out in hillarious laughter and screamed at him
'You arrogant little prick, You are NOT that hot and you are NOT that special and what you ARE - is BORING - ARROGANT, A FUCKING DIVA and that he can leave NOW - as I DO NOT TEACH GROWN MEN HOW TO HAVE SEX.
AND HE WENT WITH A BIG KICK UP THE BUTT FOR HIS STUPIDITY
Brian ( West london )
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