religion and other jokes.
- 3 days ago
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A group of women went on a spiritual retreat to improve their relationships with their respective husbands.
The parish priest asked them: "How many of you love your husbands?"
All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked:
"And when was the last time you told your husbands you loved them?"
Some responded today, others yesterday, others didn't even remember.
They were then asked to take out their cell phones and send the following message to their husbands:
"My love, I love you very much and I value everything you do for me and our beautiful family. I love you."
They were then asked to read their husbands' answers aloud.
These were the responses:
1. What's gotten into you? Are you okay?
2. Omg old lady! Don't tell me you crashed again.
3. I don't understand, what on earth do you mean by that?
4. What have you done now? I'm not going to forgive you this time!
5. What happened? Are you on drugs or what?
6. Don't mess around, just tell me how much you need and that's it!
7. Am I dreaming, or is this message for the neighbor?
8. If you don't tell me who the hell this message is for, I'm going to block you.
And the best one of all:
9. Who are you? I don't have this number saved, but I'd like to get to know you. Send me a photo.
John Bellamy
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