

' FUCK ' I thought 'What have I done ?
An experience from one of our guests here at Hamilton Hall. By David L. An unexpected job on the south coast necessitated an overnight stay in a hotel. I had never stayed in this area before so just booked what looked half-decent and left it at that. The day arrived and I travelled to the Charleston Hotel arriving at 5pm, Iknew that the evening meal was at 6-30 so the timing was perfect. On arrival I was met by Jack who welcomed me warmly, offered me a coffee and we sat and c


SATIRE
In the face of TRAGEDY you must find the HUMOUR or you will DIE I can suggest an easy way out of these coins being printed with a dead president on them. drunk on alcohol and power THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS THIS MAN IS A TRAITOR, WHO IS CORRUPT AND BRIBEABLE AND WHO IS A FASCIST DICTATOR DESIGNATED TO DESTRY THE USA. WHILE TRUMP STEALS BILLIONS FOR HIMSELF AND NOT THE COUNTRY , MAGA SITS BACK AND WATCHES AND SAYS NOTHING SO MAGA ARE ASO RESPOBSIBLE FOR THE PLUNDERING OF THE USA


Up close & personal
May 1st - 4th - NAKED CHILL OUT - BANK HOLIDAY - 3 night min. Free Sunday Roast . May 8th - 10th - REBIRTHING - a self help and self healing weekend, for mind, body and soul . May 15th - 17th - EUROVISION - enjoy the campest TV show with others. May 22nd - 25th - NAKED CHILLOUT SPRING BANK HOLIDAY - Free Sunday Roast June 1st - July 31st - NAKED CHILL OUT SUMMER MONTHS - even if it rains... July 10th - 12th - WELL HUNG NAKED WEEKEND - for hung guys only August 7th - 9th


admiring the bulge
May 1st - 4th - NAKED CHILL OUT - BANK HOLIDAY - 3 night min. Free Sunday Roast . May 8th - 10th - REBIRTHING - a self help and self healing weekend, for mind, body and soul . May 15th - 17th - EUROVISION - enjoy the campest TV show with others. May 22nd - 25th - NAKED CHILLOUT SPRING BANK HOLIDAY - Free Sunday Roast June 1st - July 31st - NAKED CHILL OUT SUMMER MONTHS - even if it rains... July 10th - 12th - WELL HUNG NAKED WEEKEND - for hung guys only August 7th - 9th


Marmite - Love it or Hate it.
A PERSONAL PIECE BY JOHN BELLAMY Not in any order of LOVE or HATE - just a random list I am sure we could all add to with a few politicians, priests, pop / soap stars and maybe even a few toxic family members but most of all with these people, they are all like Marmite. If you think of some new ones, just send them in... People will love or hate you regardless of who you are and what you do. You just have to accept there are a lot of unhappy people out there who hate those w


News : May 3rd 2026
'Classless Trump' jeered for 'very rude' interaction with King Charles on White House lawn Social media cringed at President Donald Trump barging ahead of King Charles in a receiving line with his top administration officials. The 77-year-old king shook hands with Vice President JD Vance, Secretary of State Marco Rubio and other top cabinet officials before begging off halfway through the receiving line, and the 79-year-old president sauntered past and picked up shaking hands


The Brits were always ahead of the Yanks.
What were the reactions of British locals to American segregation practices during WWII, and did it lead to any notable incidents? Ordered by US commanders to segregate their pubs during WWII, many British landlords responded with a shocking sign: "Black Troops Only"—effectively banning white Americans instead. At the time, the United States military was strictly segregated. White American commanders expected British pubs, dance halls, and cinemas to enforce these racial divi


What I want from you .
THIS IS NOT THE JOHN BELLAMY NEWSLETTER - IT IS YOURS - so get your typing finger out and send me stuff. Pictures. Jokes. Artices. Editorials. Sexy stuff. Family stuff. The trouble with gay people is that most just expect things to happen for them without them actually having to put themselves out in any way at all. It's always up to someone else and that is why so many LGBT venues and organisations close. Its take take take and very little giving in return. With tens of


Life According to John May 3rd 2026
I really do not care any more what peole think. Oh I use to. I would lay awake at night beating myself up over the silliest of things that - in all honesty - only I was worrying about. And if others did not like me or what I did, then tough shit on them, as I really don't care any more. I have learned that some things are just what they are and me worrying about them and having sleepless nights over something - DOES NOT HELP - so why bother ? There was a period some decade


NEWS 26/04/26
'I cannot tell a lie.' - George Washington 'I cannot tell the truth.' - Donald Trump 'We cannot tell the difference.' - MAGA CHINA STERNLY REBUKED TRUMP "I wish to put an end to rumors circulating online claiming that China has agreed with the United States not to provide arms to Iran. Let me be clear, no such communication has taken place. China has neither admitted supplying arms to Iran nor denied it. Our security agreements and defense cooperation are sovereign matters fo


Life According to John - 26/04/26
Somebody told me that evaporated milk mixed with urine can bring people back from the dead....... ........ But I don't believe in wee-in-Carnation. Did you groan at that ??? During the time of British rule, a British officer slapped an Indian young man on the face. Immediately, the young man used all his strength to slap the officer back so hard that the officer fell to the ground.Shocked by this insult, the officer began to wonder—how could an ordinary Indian youth dare t


Vaginal Dryness - WTF is John talking about this for ?
Well what can I say ? VAGINAL DRYNESS An old lady friend of mine was appalled at the advert when she saw it on the telly - absolutely appalled - and said that some things need to be kept private and one wouldn't expect an advert - such as this. We have all seen the adverts on the TV. We are all wondering when we might see an advert for something like:- DRIBBLY WILLY SYNDROME. ( Don't panic, This is just a joke...) Does your dick dribble a lot, especially as old age creeps on



















