I live miles out in the midle of the country. Long way from my nearest neighbour. One evening there was this thud on the roof of the cottage. Then a sliding sound as if something had landed on the roof and then slid off. Father Christmas - I thought - Is a little early - it's only July. Then this bright light shon through my front window and I froze. My front door opened. I heard it from the lounge. I heard footsteps and my lounge door opened. I stood there like a statue, riv

Altar boy confessing. An Italian altar boy enters to confession Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl. The priest asked: -Is that you, Luca Pagano? -Yes, father, it's me. -And who is the girl you were with? -I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin your reputation. -Okay, Luca, I'm sure I'll find out his name sooner or later, so you should tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti? -I can't say. -Was it Teresa Mazzarelli? -I'll never say. -Was it Nin

NOTHING CHRISTMASY BUT LOTS TO ADMIRE THERE IS NOTHING NICER THAN A SIMPLE WANK and if more people had a better sex life the world would be a much calmer and more peaceful place. @ HAMILTON HALL CLICK HERE Hamilton Hall Celebrating 25 years providing so much more for the men of the UK and beyond. Internationally well respected. Not run by some faceless group or committee of useless volunteers  or ego driven men who see it as all about themselves... HAMILTON HALL NOT FOR PRO

SCROLL DOWN FOR NUDES scroll down f or Christmas nudes. Why it Sucks to be a Roman Brothel Boy (Ancient Rome) WATCH HERE ECSTASY IN THE MEN'S ROOM WATCH AND LISTEN HERE GAY CHRISTMAS STORY - CLICK HERE - FUNNY 10 BEST GAY CHRISTMAS MOVIES - WATCH HERE OUR GAY CHRISTMAS - WATCH HERE MY DAD LEFT ME ALONE AT CHRISTMAS, AND THEN A COWBOY KNOCKED AT MY DOOR. WATCH / LISTEN HERE COWBOY FOUND GAY TEEN FREEZING ALONE ON CHRISTMAS EVE WATCH / LISTEN HERE GAY TEEN ASKED 'CAN I SLEE

CHRISTMAS REPORTS BELOW - SCROLL DOWN Santa Claus's reindeer are traditionally named Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, and Rudolph. The Original Eight Reindeer According to the famous poem "A Visit from St. Nicholas" by Clement Clarke Moore, the original eight reindeer are: Dasher: Known for his speed and agility, he leads the pack. Dancer: Graceful and lively, he adds rhythm to the team's flight. Prancer: Proud and elegant, he prances through the

The Christmas Song Starmer Doesn't Want You To Hear (Nightmare of the UK) This is the brutal Fairytale of New York parody that captures the mood of the nation in December 2025. While Whitehall enjoys the champagne and "free gear," the rest of the UK is living through a nightmare. They can ignore the voters, but they can't silence the music. Listen to the track that exposes the hypocrisy of the Winter Fuel cuts, the Lord Alli scandal, and the reality on our streets. 📢 SPREAD

CLICK HERE - RANDOM FUNNY MOMENTS Wave hits family trying to make happy beach video | Watch Terminator Vs Jesus The Greatest Action Story Ever Told! WATCH HERE A HOT GAY LOVE STORY WITH STUNNING BODIES CLICK HERE The earliest known same-sex couple in history WATCH HERE SCROLL DOWN FOR FUNNIES Kindness never dies—it comes back riding sixty strong. The hospital was sending him home to die—until sixty bikers showed up and changed everything. Thomas, an 82-year-old Vietnam ve

Shaftesbury hailed among the UK's prettiest winter spots ORIGINAL CAN BE READ HERE - Shaftesbury is about a 45 minute drive from Hamilton Hall, still in the county of Dorset, and is where the old Hovis advert was filmed. Made to appear it was ' up north' it is actually here in the south. Hovis paid for all the houses to have any ariels or modern exterior fixtures to be ' hidden' so it looked old and original on camera and - it maintains that charachter to this day. Imagine

Do you fancy a heavy built bearded hairy man with a huge heavy laden sack, filled to the brim and just waiting for you to get a hold and pull hard sexually. My neice told her 4 year old son that Santa was not real. Everyone thinks she has stolen a part of his childhood. Many say she was wrong. She says she does not want him growing up believing in make believe and to learn the truth. However:- She is the Born Again Christian who believes in a mythical being in the sky. The

There is/are only so many times you can look at a Naked Santa and only so many times you can say HO HO HO and not think... 'GET ME SOME FUCKING COCK... ' GOOD WILL TO ALL MEN , and there are some here I could dearly give tons of spunk filled afternoons to pleasuring. Christmas is all about giving, and I could MOST CERTAINLY give to a few of the ones below with absolute pleasure. See what you think. Not a selection of seasonal pictures, just a random selection for your enjoy

An old friend's final moments, honored with love and companionship. The 45-year-old chimpanzee had stopped eating. He was refusing all comfort, and the vets said it was "his time." But his keeper wasn't ready to let him go alone.Anna, a senior primate keeper, had known "Copa" for 15 years. He was the sanctuary's oldest resident, a 45-year-old chimp rescued from a bankrupt roadside zoo where he'd lived his life in a small, concrete cage.He was always nervous, always war

D uring British rule, a British officer once slapped an Indian youth across the face. Instantly, the young Indian struck back with full force, slapping the officer so hard that he fell to the ground. Shocked and humiliated, the officer wondered: How could an ordinary Indian dare to slap a military officer of an empire on which the sun never sets? He rushed to his post and demanded strict punishment for the Indian. But the senior commander calmed him and said, “He should