Were clients all fat, smelly and old ?
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You - Yes you reading this right now - You are a typical client who use to pay me for sex.
I don't care how you claim never to have paid for sex - which is complete bollocks - because payment for sex is not always in hard cash.
Every single man from the legal age of consent - up until death - is a typical client.
Do not assume they are all fat and old. Do not assume they are all desperate. Do not assume anything. Cos you'd be wrong.
For as I have said above, YOU are a typical client, and there were tens of thousands of them.
And I never caught a single thing - but what I did get - was financial stability.
If someone had a bad body odour on arrival, I would nicely suggest a shower first - If they had a smelly dick, I would ask them to wash it in the sink before we start - and yet you would be astounded how many see nothing wrong in a vile cheezy dribbly smelly dick and then assume I am going to put it in my mouth and suck it - when I am damned well not about to do anything of the sort and I would tell them that if they were to wash their dick a little more often, then maybe... but as it is - NO WAY.
If they took offense, I would point out that I am only telling them the truth - which probably no one else had the nerve to do, but when you come to me - for sex - at a time that suits you - and you come smelly and dirty, YOU WILL BE TOLD, as HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT ME IN THIS FASHION - and I am glad to say - this was very rare.
The vast majority had more respect for themselves as well as me and were clean and these people were a joy to do business with but when some simply don't get how it offends and just that cheezy dick smell - like sweaty pussy - IS A REAL TURN OFF while they seem to think it a turn on... they will get less service as I avoid.
Astounding how some live on a different planet to the rest of us.
One client died in my arms after I nursed him for the last 5 months of his life - in Florida :- While many told me I was a Birthday Gift to themselves and the most common one was that the client was married and their wives did not understand them, and my response was always ' THAT'S COS YOUR GAY DEAR...- YOU ARE NOT THE MAN SHE MARRIED...' and many a time I would hear excuses after excuses about their love life / married or gay - and I would have to put my counsellors hat on and sit them down for a ten minute chat and share some home truths with them as many - quite literally - are delusional and need some home truths from a stranger and
there is no better therapist than a prostitute - FAR better than any therapist.
It was very rare that someone gave me an attitude about being a prostitute - and my answer back to rude, contemptious people was to ask what they did and what they earned and I can GUARANTEE - EVERY SINGLE TIME - I WAS EARNING MORE THAN DOUBLE - TREBLE AND EVEN FOUR TIMES MORE - PER YEAR -and that would shut them right up ESPECIALLY - as I added that I was 100% legal and had an accountant, book keeper and paid tax on my income, and that would shut them right down. Those who resented - could then - go fuck themselves as there was nothing I was doing they could complain about as even my home, was designated tax wise as 1/3 of the property went against a business useage, so I was completely legit.
Probably the only one in the UK .
But the jealousy and resentment from within the gay community was amazing and did - ALWAYS - make me laugh. Here I was doing something that MANY would have LOVED to have done, but were not the right type - mentally, physically and morally - as it is not for everyone and it can - and does - destroy people - just as any job can eventually destroy you, but it is often NOT THE WORK that does the damage, it is THE FUCKED UP CLIENTS AND THOSE WHO THROW ABUSE AT YOU - and the fucked up clients who want your service but resent the shit out of you because you have what they want and charge for it. Some - will use the service but will bitch you after for taking their money and making it into a business transaction.
Personally,
I have always said that sex workers keep society from boiling over - where men are so sexually frustrated and this leads to sexual dysfunctions like rape and child abuse - and it is the prostitutes who keep the loins of mankind ' off the boil' and keeps families together and sciety ticking along with a little of that pressure taken away.
I can guarantee that many people reading this have paid for sex. I can guarantee many reading this have been paid = in one way or the other - for sex - even if it's to say thankyou for dinner and an evening out - if you ' come accross' as a thankyou, then what are you doing - paying for dinner with your body and that makes you a cheap whore just paid by a meal... when at least I had the dinner out PLUS £150 paid to me at the end... Not a cheap whore... a 5 star gold service every time.
It is NOT the sex worker who causes trouble - it is the client - the john - the punter - the trick - who is often more damaged than the prostitute and is in need of some serious therapy - and we see and we handle that and ease the tension - and they call us the bad names before reasoning the important work prostitutes do keeping socialy ' off the boil.'
SEX WORK
IS WORK
When I was 15 years of age, so in 1970, I found a magazine with male nudes and this guy below was on the cover and - it got my dick so hard and was one of the first male naked men I had seen, in real life or in pictures and I was smitten. The hairy chest, the tache, the masciline look - for me at 15 and SO NAIVE - this was God sent. I assume he has been long dead as this was over 55 years ago and I am sure he would be delighted to know that decades later we are still looking at him in his prime and seeing and appreciating his beauty - and God bless him for that.
September 4th - 5th - COCK AND BALL WORKSHOP - X rated Weekend.
September 11th 13th - NAKED CHILL OUT
Septeber 25th - 27th - LONELY - a weekend for the over 65's.
October 2nd - 4th NAKED CHILL OUT - naked karoke - do you dare ?
October 9th - 11th - TANTRIC SEX FOR MAN - fully interactive and naked training.
October 23rd - 25th - BURN OUT WORKSHOP - a healing workshop for those suffering from burn out.
November 6th - 8th - NAKED CHILL OUT -
November 13th - 15th - MASSAGE WORKSHOP - Naturally naked throughout .
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