interesting shorts
- Jul 10
- 8 min read
I had a phone conversation today with a very nice young chap from Pakistan. This is how it went:
"Hello sir, how are you today?"
"I'm very well, thank you for asking. And how are you? And, more to the point, WHO are you?"
"Sir, my name is Ahmed and I'm calling you from Microsoft".
"Microsoft, eh? Is that a city in Pakistan? How's the weather there today?"
"No, sir - MICROSOFT, the computer company. I'm calling to tell you that we have found a problem with your computer and -"
"REALLY ?? Well, that's quite concerning......"
"Yes sir, it can become very serious indeed, but thankfully I will be able to fix it for you. Now, if you -"
"No, I meant it's very concerning because you see I don't HAVE a computer".
"You don't ?"
"I don't".
"Ahh, it must be a problem on your laptop sir -"
"Don't have one".
"Ipad ?"
"Nope".
"Tablet ?"
"Nope, I have none of those things. As a matter of fact, I don't even have a telephone".
After a few seconds of silence he said
"Ah, sir, you are lying to me now!"
I said "Well, you started it ! !" and put the phone down.
Canada does not care what Trump says.
We signed an agreement.. a BINDING agreement.. with the US when the bridge was in planning stages. It stipulated that Canada would pay for the bridge. The entire bridge. Not half of it. ALL of it. In return, until the cost was recouped, Canada would receive the money from crossing fees. ONLY Canada. NOT the US. This is what we agreed to and what we stand by. America will get nothing. If Trump wants to keep it closed, it’s for the same reason he is currently keeping the tarp covering the place where they removed his name from the Kennedy Centre. He cannot bear to be seen to be the loser. But he IS the loser, in everything he does, and always will be.
The Moroun family, who own the other Windsor-Detroit bridge, the old Ambassador, were pissed off to realise that once the new bridge opened, their bridge would get about a quarter the amount of traffic it’s always had, and they would lose most of their revenue from it. They decided to donate millions to Trump’s campaign, meaning putting it directly into his pocket, in effect bribing him to keep the new bridge closed indefinitely. Which of course he did. It’s finished, it’s ready.
There are NO issues, safety, security or otherwise, that would justify keeping it closed. But Trump is a child. He wants his take. He will get nothing. We’re happy to let it stay closed until he dies. That will not be long. And when it does open, there’s talk of rerouting all commercial traffic from the Ambassador to the Gordie Howe. So the Morouns lose in any case. Karma is a bitch, but she’s laughing.
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The President reeks like hell and has those who work with him sign a NDS.
Comedian Noel Casler worked with Trump on The Apprentice. Casler was on the reality show for six seasons, and got to know the future President quite well. Most of those who worked with Trump had to sign a non-disclosure agreement (NDA) but Casler broke his, and has revealed his former boss is incontinent, and has been since the 1990s…
In an interview:
"He's [Trump] incontinent from all the speed, all the Adderall he does, the cocaine that he has done for decades. All that stuff has a laxative effect on your bowels and his are uncontrollable."
Casler said that Trump has been wearing 'diapers since probably the 90s'. Adding that they often had to stop the show in order for Trump to change his diaper, Casler said that Keith Schiller's job was to take Trump offset and wipe him down. "Our nickname for Keith was wet wipes."Casler added that Trump does it and he almost sits there unaware of it, and one time he saw Ivanka have to kind of go whisper in his ear and then Keith came and took him offstage."Trump not cleaning himself when changing out Depends, it is because he wears a hard plastic girdle and he doesn't have the freedom of movement. It's why you see him turn his body from the waist so strangely when standing."
"He would soil himself often after flying into a rage and cursing out the Script Dept because he couldn’t read a word. One time there was the word 'arbitrage' on a cue card and he freaked out and started screaming that the script department was setting him up then very loudly evacuated his bowels and you could smell it."
Other celebrities and regular folks who worked with Trump confirmed Casler’s account — they said that he does, indeed, smell rather horribly and that it is the result of incontinence after years of taking drugs that have a laxative effect, especially when combined and consumed in large doses. The father of a friend of mine also did a ton of coke and Adderall for decades and he died in diapers as well.
The strongest reason Casler’s account is likely accurate is that he hasn’t gotten sued, despite breaking a NDA. Because all of this is, of course, enormously embarrassing and not the sort of thing Trump wants people talking about in discovery. And we’re talking about a man who famously sues people for everything.
 In 2020, Gabon made history. The country decriminalised same-sex relationships, a move celebrated globally as a massive leap forward for human rights in Africa. But right now, authorities are attempting a dark, regressive U-turn. Gabon's National Assembly is considering a bill that would not only bring back the ban on being gay, but make the punishments harsher than ever before – imposing up to five years in prison for consenting adults. What is happening in Gabon is part of a terrifying, coordinated wave of anti-LGBT+ hate and criminalisation sweeping across the African continent. From West to East, extremist politicians are weaponising state power and putting human lives in jeopardy. If Gabon falls backward now, it will embolden far-right lawmakers across the entire continent to push their own hateful bills even further. We cannot let Gabon become the next domino to fall. john, Gabon's lawmakers are deciding on this bill right now. |
This question - clearly - comes from a dumb shit American who ABSOLUTELY has no idea or brain cells working at all.
Well, I can’t speak for the Brits, but, as a Canadian, I have a vested interest in who is seated on the throne of Canada (which is the same person as is seated on the throne of the United Kingdom, currently King Charles III).
Annnnd….I think I speak for ALL 41+million Canadians ( and multi millions of Brits as well ) when I say…over our dead bodies would that wanna-be ( wonna be Princess Di ) ever find herself even near the throne, let alone seated upon it!! As for your acceptance or non-acceptance….we really don’t give a rat’s hairy bum what you want/accept.
Just a little FYI. The current monarch is King Charles III.In line for the throne after the present King’s last breath, are…as follows:
1) HRH Prince William, The Prince of Wales
2) HRH Prince George of Wales
3) HRH Princess Charlotte of Wales
4) HRH Prince Louis of Wales
5) The Duke of Sussex (aka hapless Harry…gods forbid)
6) Archie of Sussex7) Lili of Sussex
8) Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor
9) HRH Princess Beatrice
10) Sienna Mapelli-Mozzi
11) Athena Mapelli-Mozzi
12) HRH Princess Eugenie
13) August Brooksbank
14) Ernest Brooksbank
15) The soon to be born 3rd child of the Brooksbanks
16) HRH Prince Edward, Duke of Edinburgh
17) James, Earl of Wessex
18) Lady Louise Mountbatten-Windsor
19) HRH Princess Anne, The Princess Royal
20) Peter Phillips
21) Savannah Phillips
22) Isla Phillips
23) Zara Tindall
24) Mia Tindall
25) Lena Tindall
26) Lucas Tindall
( Two women who destroyed a Prince - decades apart - but who assumed they held the power when they did not and the institution of the Royals that dates back many centuries, is not about to allow some upstart to take control and bring down an institution that WILL protect itself and unless you want to have an intimate encounter with a pillar in a subway system in France, I'd keep my mouth shut if I were her.
As you can plainly see, ( you dumb smuck American who asked such a dumb question ) there is no one in the order of succession named Meghan. Even hapless Harry is down the list at #5…and as Prince William’s children grow up, marry and have children of their own, he will move further and further down the list. For instance…look at HRH Princess Anne, The Princess Royal. When her mother took the throne in 1952, she was 2nd in line after her elder brother, and now, she is 18th (soon to be 19th). Prince Edward, when he was born was 3rd in line after his elder brothers, pushing the Princess to 4th, but now he is 15th (he will move to 16th place after Princess Eugenie’s 3rd child is born)!
The succession to the throne is regulated not only through descent, but also by Parliamentary statute. The order of succession is the sequence of members of the Royal Family in the order in which they stand in line to the throne.
Maybe Americans who adore this second rate wonna be actress and how she thought she would become the next Princess Di loved by the masses, BUT SHE AINT - SHE IS HATED AND REVILED HERE IN THE UK and NOT A SINGLE SOUL even wants her on English soil. She ruined a Prince. She ruined her own career. She ruined any Netflix deal with - er - nothing to offer - and she ruined life for them both with her appallingly bad behaviour and one of condescention towards others. MEGAN IS A NOTHING . AN OUT OF WORK ACTRESS WHO MARRIED WELL AND THEN FUCKED EVERYTHING UP - AND SHE IS THE ONLY ONE RESPONSIBLE.
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