naked with a redneck.
- 2 days ago
- 7 min read
and how he changed my opinions on what rednecks get up to.
He was your typical small town red neck - as in - an ignorant American hill billy.
Said he'd take me ' up river; the next day as he was going that way anyway.
I couldn't really say no. I was on consinment from a Sunday News Magazine to photograph some rare orchids growing upriver - in boom town - an area where there is no one and nothing but thick forest and the wildlife that flows through on the river,. It is also home to the occasional ' hick' - also known as Red necks.
"Redneck" is an informal and often derogatory slang term used primarily in the United States to describe poor, uneducated, working-class white people living in rural areas, particularly in the South and Appalachia.
The term dates back to the late 19th century and is believed to have originated from the literal sunburns on the necks of farmers and laborers who worked long hours outdoors in the fields. In the early 20th century, the term expanded to refer to coal miners and union workers who took part in labor strikes, some of whom wore red bandanas around their necks.
This boat man was certainly that - a small town badly educated young man that was all smiles and held an absolute joy inside him and everything was fun to him. He had a mullet hair cut from the '70's and sported an unruly beard and dark sun glasses, and while I was somewhat apprehensive of him, there was also something very familiar about his energy. He seemed to me to be a gentle man.
We set off early and it was a beautiful morning, a glorious ride 'up river' miles away from any civilization and as we got further away from people - he opened up.
'I come up here with me mates occasionally. '
I asked - ' What is up here ?'
'Oh nuthin much, just an area we go skinny dippin and get drunk and and we play around and have a laugh.'
I answered - 'Skinny dipping sounds good to me, especially on hot days like this.'
We arrived at the place I was to photograph and I left him with the boat for an hour or so as I took my pictures and explored the area for arty shots.
Around lunchtime I returned to the boat and there he was in the water beside the boat, naked and laughing from ear to ear.
'You wonna git nikid and enjoy nature for a while. You in a hurry to git back ?'
he asked.
'Sure thing, my work here is done already so, sure, its so hot today.'
He watched as I stripped off my shorts and shirt and - being a little apprehensive of where this was going - him being a red neck and all that - as they are not known for being very gay friendly - and as I stripped naked I was aware he was watching my every move and when I dropped my pants and was naked, he laughed out loud and said ' Well aint you got a woppa on yu - and for a townie as well.'
I think I blushed. I certainly didn't know what to say in reply - but he continued...
'Oh yeah, we cum up here in the summer, 'bout a dozen of us, and we just swim and drink and fuck each others brains out.'
Did I hear that right - ' You bring women up here with you .'
'Hell no, we can never get enough pussy so we make use of our own man cunts and - well, I'll show you if you like.'
By now my dick was half hard - as I noticed was his, so I doved into the water and swam up and down, and he joined me and we teased each other in the water and it was glorious. The hot sun - the gentle breeze, alone in the woods swimming in this delightful river pool, naked.'
'Time for beer and a bite. ' he announced - producing a chilled bottle and some foods he had brought with him and as we stood there, he came out with something that quite shook me...
'You wonna suck on my knob. ? ' he asked.
I was taken aback and garbled something about coming here to take pictures and blah blah blah - I was rambling as I didn't know what else to say.
'I asked if you wanted to suck on my cock.' he announced again...continuing - 'I know you are gay mate, while I aint, I love pussy, but can't get nuff of that up here so - we make our own fun. So, you wonna suck on my knob .?'
And that was how the afternoon started, me sucking on his knob and he even sucked on mine, which he said he loved doing and no women could ever suck cock as well as another guy and that a mans ass was so much - as he called it - sweeter - better than pussy and no fear of getting her pregnant. I told him of my apprehension of the expression ' RED NECK' and he laughed loud and deep and said he LOVED being known as a Red Neck but that he actually enjoyed his life, made a livin' taking tourists up river and so forth , and that today was a special day as he recognsed I was gay and how I had kept looking at his crutch all the day ( was it that obvious ) and we swam and sucked and played in and out of the river, on the boat and even at one time, over a tree on the bank, and it was a really great afternoon of sexual fun.
He may have been an ignorant country boy, but he certainly knew his way around sex and was not shy or intimidated at all, and in fact, he was braver than I was.
After he eventually shot his load high into the air and out over the water as I did the same thing and we laughed and floated in the river for a while, catching our breath, chatting and - actually - finding things in common. Later I showed him some of the pictures on my camera and he knew all the botanical names of all the plants I had photographed and - his knowledge base was actually encyclopedic.
Long story, fun journey back to civilization and a few months later, my editor wanted me to do a piece on the lifestyle of the people in this area and he gave me 3 months to compile and put together the piece and I was to go stay living there - in order to REALLY get into the local scene although - I did think I had already discovered something great.
In that 3 month period, many of his friends came ' up river' with us and at one time there was 9 of us, all young men in their 20's and 30's and all horny for some pussy but content to made do and enjoy man cunt instead and on one of these afternoons there was actually a que of guys waiting for me to suck their cocks and as a passive bitch that I am, I got royally fucked many many times and - I will never look at a Red Neck in a negative fashion again.
Septeber 25th - 27th - LONELY - a weekend for the over 65's.
September 4th - 5th - COCK AND BALL WORKSHOP - X rated Weekend.
August 7th - 9th -
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Septeber 25th - 27th - LONELY - a weekend for the over 65's.
September 4th - 5th - COCK AND BALL WORKSHOP - X rated Weekend.
September 4th - 5th - COCK AND BALL WORKSHOP - X rated Weekend.
September 4th - 5th - COCK AND BALL WORKSHOP - X rated Weekend.
September 11th 13th - NAKED CHILL OUT
Septeber 25th - 27th - LONELY - a weekend for the over 65's.
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October 9th - 11th - TANTRIC SEX FOR MAN - fully interactive and naked training.
October 9th - 11th - TANTRIC SEX FOR MAN - fully interactive and naked training.
The nice thing about sex with a Red Neck is there is usually no attitude, none of that stuck up snotty attitude so often found with gay men. Red Necks are great fun, even if a bit limited usually in life's expectations, but great fun if you get the right one.
October 9th - 11th - TANTRIC SEX FOR MAN - fully interactive and naked training.
October 2nd - 4th - NAKED CHILL OUT - naked karoke - do you dare ?
September 4th - 5th - COCK AND BALL WORKSHOP - X rated Weekend.
September 11th 13th - NAKED CHILL OUT
Septeber 25th - 27th - LONELY - a weekend for the over 65's.
October 2nd - 4th - NAKED CHILL OUT - naked karoke - do you dare ?
October 9th - 11th - TANTRIC SEX FOR MAN - fully interactive and naked training.
October 2nd - 4th - NAKED CHILL OUT - naked karoke - do you dare ?
You make, and take, from the news that which you wish to see and hear. You observe what you want and comment of things that affect you personally. If you don't like something, do not read it and move on but do not shy away from what IS going on in the world of which - you are a part. World news is so easy to find these days and differing opinions not hard to find. Having an opinion is vital and being a ' don't care' person helps no one. So open your mind - open your heart - open your awareness and ALWAYS be open to new ideas.
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