pink salt & funnies 19/07/26
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Pink Himalayan salt!
I was curious about what it actually was, so I analyzed it in my laboratory.
I took some pink Himalayan salt and exactly one liter of distilled water, then heated the mixture until the salt was completely dissolved.
About 400 grams dissolved in one liter of water.
Since sea salt typically reaches saturation at around 375 grams per liter, I suspected there might be impurities present and wanted to find out what they were.
After the crystallization process was complete, a brown residue floated on the surface.
I had it analyzed, and it turned out to be simply clay and earth.
This salt comes from Khewra Salt Mine in Pakistan, where it is mined under poor working conditions and, according to the claim, without adequate hygiene measures.
From there, it makes its way to consumers' tables and is added to food.
According to this account, pink Himalayan salt is essentially rock salt containing iron and traces of clay or mud. The author further claims that it was considered unsuitable for industrial purposes and was therefore marketed as a food product instead.
Note: Pink Himalayan salt is widely sold as a food-grade product, and while it does contain trace minerals (including iron, which gives it its pink color), the broader claims about its quality and suitability are disputed.
An elderly couple went to the doctors because they were concerned about memory loss. The doc put them through some tests. He told them they didn’t have to worry too much yet, but it would help if they wrote things down.
That afternoon they were sitting on the front porch enjoying the lovely June weather. The husband decides to get a bowl of ice cream and asks his wife if she would like one too.
She says, “ I would love a bowl of ice cream, but you better write it down.
“Naw - I don’t have to write it down. How would you like chocolate syrup with your ice cream?”
”I would love chocolate syrup, but you’d better write it down.”
“Don’t need to. How hard can it be? ice cream with chocolate syrup. How about nuts and whipped cream on top?”
“That sounds delicious. I’d love that, but you’d better write it down.”
”Nope. How hard can it be? Ice cream, chocolate syrup, nuts and whipped cream. I’ve got it.”
So he goes into the kitchen and she hears him rattling around for a bit. Pretty son he comes out with two plates of bacon and eggs.
She says, “I told you to write it down. You forgot the toast!”
Wife fell out of her bed after seeing her husband petting a mountain lion while drinking in the backyard.
Derek came home late after a long day of work, and by the time he walked in, his wife had already fallen asleep. He grabbed a beer from the fridge and had a couple drinks in the kitchen, then stepped into the backyard to cool off.
A few minutes later, his wife’s phone buzzed from the backyard camera. Half asleep, she opened it and saw Derek standing outside, enjoying his beer. At first, she didn’t think much of it.
But then she looked closer. Walking toward him was what looked like a giant cat. She shot out of bed so fast she fell, rushing to warn him before realizing Derek had already reached down and started petting it.
By the time she ran outside, the noise scared the animal off into the dark. Derek, looked confused and said he thought their cat had finally grown up and that he was petting Mr. Cuddles.
His wife told him to get inside immediately because that was not their cat. It was a mountain lion.
The next morning, Derek watched the footage and went completely silent. The mountain lion had wandered into the backyard, stayed calm, and somehow let him pet it before leaving.
His wife said they were lucky it didn’t see him as a threat.
It just saw a drunk man in the backyard who apparently thought every big cat needed affection.
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