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SATIRE 25/07/26

Jul 24
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August 7th - 9th -

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August 28th - 31st  - 




September 4th - 5th -  COCK AND BALL WORKSHOP - X rated Weekend. 

September 11th 13th  - NAKED CHILL OUT 

Septeber 25th - 27th - LONELY - a weekend for the over 65's.

October 2nd - 4th   - NAKED CHILL OUT - naked karoke - do you dare ? 

October 9th - 11th  - TANTRIC SEX FOR MAN - fully interactive and naked training.




September 4th - 5th -  COCK AND BALL WORKSHOP - X rated Weekend. 

September 11th 13th  - NAKED CHILL OUT 

Septeber 25th - 27th - LONELY - a weekend for the over 65's.

October 2nd - 4th   - NAKED CHILL OUT - naked karoke - do you dare ? 

October 9th - 11th  - TANTRIC SEX FOR MAN - fully interactive and naked training.




September 11th 13th  - NAKED CHILL OUT 

Septeber 25th - 27th - LONELY - a weekend for the over 65's.

October 2nd - 4th   - NAKED CHILL OUT - naked karoke - do you dare ? 



September 4th - 5th -  COCK AND BALL WORKSHOP - X rated Weekend. 

September 11th 13th  - NAKED CHILL OUT 



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September 4th - 5th -  COCK AND BALL WORKSHOP - X rated Weekend. 

September 11th 13th  - NAKED CHILL OUT 

Septeber 25th - 27th - LONELY - a weekend for the over 65's.

October 2nd - 4th   - NAKED CHILL OUT - naked karoke - do you dare ? 

October 9th - 11th  - TANTRIC SEX FOR MAN - fully interactive and naked training.



HAMAS SUPPORTERS RECEIVE FAIR REWARDS


Hamas supporters receive fair rewards

Yesterday I was sitting at a long traffic light, minding my own business and patiently waiting for it to turn green, even though there was no oncoming traffic.

A car full of bearded, young, and very loud Muslims, shouting anti-American slogans, with a half-burned American flag taped to the trunk and a "Remember 9/11" slogan spray-painted on the side, pulled up beside me.

Suddenly they shouted: "Allahu Akbar!" Praise to Allah! "Death to America!" and it took off before the traffic light changed.

Out of nowhere, an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran straight into his car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking, "Man... that could have been me!"

So today, very early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.



I am an identical twin. My brother is 20 minutes younger and we have always been mistaken for each other. It was also easy to get away with stuff when we were kids as we simply said ' It was him.' - and he wouild say the same in return ' No - It was him ...' and we would get away wth it BUT- there comes a time when responsibiity kicks in and as you grow up you realise ONLY YOU can be responsible for YOUR actions.



September 4th - 5th -  COCK AND BALL WORKSHOP - X rated Weekend. 

September 11th 13th  - NAKED CHILL OUT 

Septeber 25th - 27th - LONELY - a weekend for the over 65's.

October 2nd - 4th   - NAKED CHILL OUT - naked karoke - do you dare ? 

October 9th - 11th  - TANTRIC SEX FOR MAN - fully interactive and naked training.




No, we do not know that


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It is funny, though. A bunch of flannelette clad Hill billies and illiterate trailer trash rednecks mounting an invasion of anything. Most of you are so poorly trained in firearms that you would end up shooting yourselves and each other. This does not take into consideration there is so much more to being a genocidal invading force than know one end of a gun from the other.

Your question really does show you are a truly malevolent Anglophobic Septic troll and that is saying a lot for Quora given there a so many of you dickheads.

Anyhow, even before you can slaughter the entire British population to prove your fragile manhood,


YOU WOULD HAVE TO FIND THE UK FIRST.

Given appalling Septic education and geographical illiteracy, you would probably attack Madagascar or Tasmania.


Rule Britannia 🇬🇧 🖕 🇬🇧 🖕 🇬🇧 🖕 🇬🇧 🖕 🇬🇧 🖕 🇬🇧 🖕 🇬🇧



September 4th - 5th -  COCK AND BALL WORKSHOP - X rated Weekend. 

September 11th 13th  - NAKED CHILL OUT 

Septeber 25th - 27th - LONELY - a weekend for the over 65's.

October 2nd - 4th   - NAKED CHILL OUT - naked karoke - do you dare ? 

October 9th - 11th  - TANTRIC SEX FOR MAN - fully interactive and naked training.



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August 28th - 31st  - 


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