satire 4
- 15 hours ago
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Donald Trump on Saturday publicly rejected a longtime U.S. ally's
purported offer to send military support to the Middle East.
The BBC over the weekend reported that "one of the UK's two aircraft carriers has been placed on advanced readiness to sail from Portsmouth," apparently as a gesture in support of the US' attack on Iran.
But it wasn't good enough for Trump, who said that it was two aircraft carriers, and that we no longer need them anyway. In a biting post, Trump noted that, "The United Kingdom, our once Great Ally, maybe the Greatest of them all, is finally giving serious thought to sending two aircraft carriers to the Middle East."
Trump then added, "That’s OK, Prime Minister Starmer, we don’t need them any longer — But we will remember. We don’t need people that join Wars after we’ve already won! President DONALD J. TRUMP"
JB ANSWERS : The USA has never won a single war it has ever independantly fought... Korea / Vietnam etc. and as for Trumpo stating ' We don't need them any more - We don't need people that join wars after we've already won'- Can I remind those too ignorant for the truth - that Amwerica came in late to both world wars and then did NOT win the war for us , they may have assisted but they WERE VERY LATE TO THE PARTY and when this Orange faced baboon claims we turn up after they have already won the fight, the whole world laughs as we all know how incompetant the USA is at any kind of warfare and going in all guns blazing is not a constructive way forward, especially as the USA NEVER - EVER - thinks about the exit statagy or where a war is headed AFTER you win.
Muslims in the United Kingdom are calling for a BAN on eating in public during the daytime hours of RAMADAN. They argue that seeing people eat increases their temptation and that Islam must be respected. What is your message to them?
There is also demands for us to stop having a dog and to stop drinking alcohol and - LAUGH OUT LOUD - I cannot see the Brits going without their booze or their dog and especially their bacon sandwiches or not eating during YOUR holy fast - as you DEMAND respect from us while offering FUCK ALL RESPECT for us in return.
So now Trump is attacking UK and Spain because they choose not to involve themselves in the idiotic war the US and Israel started against Iran! This demented degenerate lunatic is melting down.
One minute he’s raging, then he’s whining, then he’s threatening, then he sounds like he’s about to cry. Totally unhinged manic. Spain is probably celebrating in the streets right now.
I have to ask why this man is still in power and why the American legal system seems so incompetant or impotant at doing anything about stopping this man destroying the USA and the global economy, besides actually starting major wars while claiming to have stopped wars and to be the President of Peace. So even that was another big fat lie.
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