Vaginal Dryness - WTF is John talking about this for ?
- 11 hours ago
- 4 min read
Well what can I say ?
VAGINAL DRYNESS
An old lady friend of mine was appalled at the advert when she saw it on the telly - absolutely appalled - and said that some things need to be kept private and one wouldn't expect an advert - such as this.
We have all seen the adverts on the TV.
We are all wondering when we might see an advert for something like:-
DRIBBLY WILLY SYNDROME. ( Don't panic, This is just a joke...)
Does your dick dribble a lot, especially as old age creeps on ?
Does your wife complain about the yellow stains in your pants.
Do you dribble tons of pre cum which just makes a mess ?
Does the smell of smegma on your dick head revolt ?
This also helps with CHEESY DICK SYNDROME.'
YOU NEED
'DRIBBLY DICKY BE GONE' tablets. -
One tablet a day and when your dick starts to dribble, IT SNIFFS - and sucks that dribbly stuff right back out of the way leaving just a fresh as roses smell on your bell end and no smelly yellow stains.
or our other pants called
'POOPING PANTS FOR MEN'
DO YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS ALL THE TIME ?
HAVE YOUR BOWELS GIVEN UP AFTER ALL THE COCKS AND FISTS SHOVED UP IT ?
IS YOUR ASS CLAPPED OUT FROM YEARS OF ACTIVE DUTY ?
WORN OUT THROUGH WEAR AND TEAR ?
Wear KRAPWELL's amazing 'Pooping Pants for Men' - the wonder of modern science.
These pants can absord as much as dribbles out while you work, rest and play. You can even take up yoga.
SPECIAL OFFER - TODAY ONLY -
We'll give you 2 pairs for the price of 3.
And that's not all...
FREE - We will include instructions for wear.
FREE - Instrustions for washing.
BUT WAIT - THERE'S MORE -
FREE - Label inside detailing back from front
FREE - Rude and arrogant staff when you complain.
FREE - postage and packing.
JUST £ 100 a pair. SUCH A BARGAIN.
So if YOU find yourself in the middle of the day feeling something warm and moist in your pants - don't panic - for you are wearing 'POOPING PANTS FOR MEN' and nothing will escape - nothing will dribble down your leg and nothing will stop you from carrying on your day - playing football, drinking with the lads or deep sea diving and no one will know you are wearing -'POOPING PANTS FOR MEN' - Especially good for police and armed forces out on long patrols, no need to stop - just dump into your pants and get on with your day because you are wearing -
'POOPING PANTS FOR MEN.'
Is it really necessary to have an advert on TV for Vaginal Dryness ? Women are not the only sex to have problems with their plumbing as age catches up. Women do so love to play the victim - ' Oh you don't understand the trauma we women go through and the physcal difficulties of just being women.'
Oh and we men might not go through a menapause BUT DO NOT assume men do not go through the mens version - Male menopause, or Andropause, refers to a midlife (40s-50s) decline in testosterone, causing symptoms like reduced libido, erectile dysfunction, fatigue, depression, irritability, muscle loss, and increased body fat.
Unlike female menopause, this decline is gradual, often linked to lifestyle factors, and can be managed through lifestyle changes or testosterone replacement therapy ( try getting this from your doctor, they will give any reason why not to provide this and the service for men is deficient compared to that offered women ) and unlike women, most men have never heard of this and most men know bugger all about this and women - ha ha - women MOST CERTAINLY don't want men to know this or acknowledge that men also suffer health problems in middle age onwards, and we see this in how this advert is aimed at women but where are the adverts for mens health problems... It's somewhat one sided.
I wonder why ?
John Bellamy
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