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Nov 15, 2025
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The first time I ever went into the Colehurn Pub in Earls Court, decades ago, was an unexpected learning curvve for me. It attracted twinks to OAP's, leather men and fairies. All sorts.

I was mezmerized by a group of leather guys in the corner as I had - at that time- never seen or experienced the leather scene and it fascinated me. I casually got closer to the leather guys and I tell no lies, when the joke above was EXACTLY true to the reality. These big butch leather men were hairdressers talking about colour tints, different rollers and heat settings and it was all just so - camp - coming from guys pretending to be macho leather men. Something didn't quite fit. I soon was to learn that however macho, butch and agressive some of these guys show themselves to be, most are camp as Christmas, dying to get their legs in the air and meet a real and genuine leather master who would take control and make demands and expect them carried out to the letter, or else, and that's - a few years later, was where I came in. An agressive dominant top man, clad in my leathers and ' taking no prisoners' and as you can guess, I was so in demand.... ha ha

WHO WAS THE FIRST 007

Queen Elizabeth 1 was recorded as creating the first ever network of spies - so if it was not for Elizabeth 1st, we woudn't have an MI5 / MI6 and now all ciountries have their secret agent spies... and all because of a women who had enemies.

Queen Elizabeth I was not the first 007; however, her advisor, the 16th-century mathematician and spy John Dee, is widely believed to have been the inspiration for the fictional agent. Dee reportedly signed his private letters to the queen with a glyph of "007" which represented "for your eyes only," and may have influenced Ian Fleming to use the same code for James Bond.

The 007 signature: John Dee signed his confidential letters to Queen Elizabeth I with a symbol that resembled "007". The two zeros were said to represent eyes, and the "7" was a number he considered powerful.

Dee's role: Dee was a trusted advisor to the queen who dabbled in astrology, science, and mathematics, but also served as a spymaster. He used his network and knowledge to gather intelligence for the Crown, helping England's rise as a global power.

The "007" inspiration: The theory is that Ian Fleming, author of the James Bond novels, may have been influenced by John Dee's signature. Some historians suggest Fleming knew of Dee's role and may have borrowed the code from the historical figure.

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A philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot ...…

were out riding in a car when it crashed into a tree.

The three men found themselves standing at the pearly gates of heaven where St. Peter and the devil were standing nearby.

"Gentlemen," the devil said, "due to the fact that heaven is now overcrowded, if anyone can ask me a question which I cannot answer, then you're worthy enough to go to heaven. If not, then you'll come with me to hell."

The philosopher stepped up and said, "okay, give me the most comprehensive report on Socrates' teaching." A stack of paper appeared next to the devil. The philosopher read it and concluded it was correct. "Then go to hell!"

The mathematician asked, "give me the most complicated formula ever theorized." A stack of paper appeared next to the devil. The mathematician read it and reluctantly agreed it was correct. "Then go to hell!"

The idiot then stepped forward and said, "bring me a chair." The devil brought forward a chair. "Drill seven holes on the seat." The devil did just that. The idiot then sat on the chair and let out a really loud and long fart.

Standing up, he said, "which hole did the fart come from?"

The devil inspected the seat and said, "hmm, the third hole from the right." -

Wrong," said the idiot. "It came from my asshole." The idiot went to heaven.

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The day finally arrived.

Forrest Gump died and went to heaven. Forest meets Saint Peter at the gates of heaven.

Peter told him, "Well, Forrest, it's certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you. I must inform you that the place is filling up fast, and we've been administering an entrance exam to everyone. The tests are fairly short, but you need to pass it before you can enter heaven."

Forest replied, "It's sure good to be here. I was looking forward to this. Nobody ever told me about any entrance exam. Sure hope the exam ain't too hard. Life was a big enough test."

Peter said, "Yes, I know, Forrest. But, the test I have has only three questions. Here's the first one: What days of the week begin with the letter T? The second question is: how many seconds are there in a year? The third question is: what is God's first name?"

Forrest then went away to think the questions over. He then returns the next day to give Peter the answers.

Peter asked him, "Now that you have had a chance to think the questions over, tell me your answers."

Forrest replied, "Well, the first one, how many days of the week begin with the letter T? Shucks, that an easy one. There are two days of the week beginning with T: 'today' and 'tomorrow.'"

Peter is amazed and told Forest, "That's not the answer I was looking for, but ... you do have a point though; and I guess I wasn't specific enough. So, I'll give you credit for that answer. How about the next one? How many seconds in a year?"

"Now that one's harder," Forrest told Peter. "But, I thunk and thunk about it, and I guess the only answer can be twelve."

Peter replied, "Twelve? Forrest, how did you come up with twelve seconds in a year?"

Forrest replied, "Shucks, there gotta be twelve seconds in a year: January second, February second, March second ..."

Peter interrupted him and said, "Hold on, Forest. I see where you're going with this. I'll give you credit for that one too. Let's go on with the next and final question. Can you tell me God's first name?"

Forrest replied, "Well, sure, I know God's first name. Everybody knows it. It's Howard."

Howard? What makes you think God's name is Howard?" asked Peter.

Forrest answered, "I pray to Howard all the time. Our Father, who art in heaven, Howard be thy name ..."------

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