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Flight attendant shares common thing said on plane that could 'land you in a police cell.' WE get a lot of cabin crew stay here and share many wisdoms of the job with us and many of the things flight attendants hate the most, which includes very common questions passengers ask their crew during a flight.
Dan listed the "things you should never say to your cabin crew". 'Where are we now ?' "Sorry but my built-in GPS isn't working at the moment, that's what the moving map is
' And who did this to you John ?'
I hear you ask ? 'Who is big enough and strong enough to do such a thing to you John ? ' POZITIVE ENERGY HAS FUCKED ME WELL AND TRULY. You see, Pozitive Energy informed me many weeks after my gas company went to the wall that the government had temporarily placed my account in their hands until I signed up with a new company and after several arguments with them they sent me a bill today. Pozitive Energy Ltd is charging you £344.09 for Ac
IS THE YEAR THE HEALING STARTS MIND ( 'Oh my God the world is going to die - It's the end - I'm done for ...' )
Many of us have been living through a stream of negative input for the last 2 years with death all around us in the news, in the media and globally we have all been victims of Covid even if we never caught it. Stress, Fear, Worry, Panic Attacks , Loneliness, Isolation & Anxiety are just some of the emotions we have all felt and while we may thi
April Ashley, model, actor and transgender activist, dies aged 86 Performer and campaigner was one of the first Britons to undergo gender reassignment surgery Transgender activist Julia Grant dies aged 64- CLICK HERE April Ashley was made an MBE in 2012 for her campaigning work for the transgender community. Tributes have been paid to the “true trailblazer” transgender activist April Ashley, who has died aged 86.
One of the first Britons to undergo gender assignment surgery,
Christmas song royalties: How much do Wham!, Mariah Carey and The Pogues earn every year?Joe Sommerlad 1 hour ago Every year we hear the same Christmas songs again and again and again, the playlist seldom changing. You might wonder how much cash the writers of the more ubiquitous seasonal standards squirrel away every year and whether it’s really possible to live on the royalties.
In Nick Hornby’s novel About a Boy (1998), Will Freeman does precisely that, living an agreeabl
If there is one programme you need to watch and laugh with some time over this Festive Season - it is RUSSEL HOWARD on Netflix. This 2 part special, one a documentary of his life in lockdown which is fascinating but the other - a full ' in your face' comedy evening and it was brilliant. He talks at length about LGBTQ and in total support for anyone and everyone, all differences and all about tolerance and I actually laughed out loud a lot of the time even though watching it
Talking with a girlfriend I went to school with - she stated that she was having mental health issues during this last Covid lockdown periods and although still teaching music ' on line' - so still getting an income and keeping busy - she had never exhibited or been aware before of any kind of mental health and this was new for her. It made me stop and think as - we all have mental health in some form or another as we have all had a panic attack - been anxious - depressed ,
Men vacuum in the same way that they have sex. – They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse on the couch. Someone asked the other day how you spell “scrotum”, I replied ” you should have asked me last night as it was on the tip of my tongue” What does tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes What do you call the useless piece of skin on a penis? A man ( love this one.. ) What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his s
Some ideas from John Bellamy
as to how to spend New Years Eve. New Year's Eve Traditions That Start the Year Off Right - or so some say... Eat, Drink and feel merry. ( as long as Merry doesn't mind.. ha ha ) Decorate a New Year tree. ..( What's New Year Tree ? ) Stay away from others so not to pass Covid. Sing "Auld Lang Syne," Scottish style. ... ( a song about abandoning your old friends ) Kiss a stranger at midnight - but maybe not this year as you might catch Covid. Sp
Why did Christopher Hitchens call Mother Teresa a fraud and a fanatic? Because she was dodgy as hell. Her hospice’s basic hygiene practices were non-existent; patients were treated with insufficient and outdated medicines, they used old needles and not only that, but these used needles were also only washed in lukewarm water. Staff with no medical training administering treatment. No formal diagnosing. She didn’t believe in pain relief either, apparently.
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