a wank in the woods led to ....21/06/26
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August 7th - 9th - VACUUM PUMPING WEEKEND - prizes for sizes
August 7th - 9th - VACUUM PUMPING WEEKEND - prizes for sizes
I was walking my dog through the forest one bright and sunny Wednesday afternoon. I come here often as it is really isolated,- miles from anywhere, and gave me an opportunity to get out of the house and away from the wife, who seems to be constantly tuned in to nag mode 24/7 and the only peace I get is when I sleep ( and even then she snores in my ear ) and when I walk the dog. So I enjoy the peace and quiet.
I also like that I can sometimes have a wank where there is no one around as my sex life at home was shit. I married a fridge.
This particular afternoon, I was just in shorts and T shirt which I had taken off and was walking naked - and while being careful no one was around, my dick was instantly hard as I threw sticks for my dog and we walked in silence for a good couple of hours... and that's when I heard it - a wolf whistle like a builder whistling a women... and I tuned round to see this guy half way up a tree just sitting smoking a joint, wearing just some loose demin shorts.
' I have a great view from up here. ' he said and as I looked up at him I could see straight up his shorts and had a full face frontal of his cock and balls, right there in my face not 5 feet away..
I jumped like crazy and laughed ' Oh you scared me - I didn't see you there. Thought I was on my own.' I answered
'You want a puff on this ?' he indicated, passing me his joint,
'Sure thing.'
He didn't climb down the tree but leaned closer and passed me the joint and in doing so, I almost had to touch his cock and balls and he immediately said ' Want to share a wank together ?'
I spurted out how I was married and he stated ' So what, so am I, married going on 14 years and 2 kids and no fucking sex life at home, not since the kids arrived, so I come here sometimes and have a wank in peace as she at home would say I was being childish or some other put down. What about you.'
I talked about how it was much the same for me, no sex and how she is more concerned with her standing in the family and not building a relationship with me and how she treated me as if I was ' in the way all the time' while expecting me to pay all the bills and then be treated as a nuisance and I was lucky to get my dick wet maybe 2 or 3 times a year now - Birthdays, Christmas and special occasions and that was it.'
He laughed. I laughed. But we both felt the same thing - TRAPPED in sexless relationships.
By now he was playing with his dick which had grown extremly hard and big - and I mean - BIG - and he saw me staring and asked if I had ever sucked another mans dick before... I said no. But that afternoon was to be the first time I put a mans cock in my mouth, and sucked and toungued it and found something I liked and was wonderful and when he put mine in his mouth, I had to confess to only having been sucked twice before - both times before I was married and not - sadly - with my wife but with another guy when I was a teenager and had put that behind me, but now, feeling that hot moist mouth around my so eager for any attention - I had to wonder where my head had been these last years to ignore the joys available because my wife didn't like it.
If my wife refused to cook me a meal, then I would get myself something to eat and she would have no right to compain if I did.
If my wife refuses to have sex with me, then I also am more than capable of catering to myself, and that afternoon in the woods with this strange man, soon we were both naked and wanking each other off, and this was to be the beginning of a great friendship, and for the longest time, it was just a twice weekly meet up in the woods - and eventually at his house when his wife was away, and we experimented, exploring each others bodies, discovering things previously unknown and through watching some gay porn, discovered things men do together which women simply do not - under any cirecumstances - offer - and men to man sex proved to be far superiosr to sex with my wife - or any women before her come to that.
I am not gay. He is not gay. We just enjoyed man to man sex and where we know how to make a man happy whereas a woman - all too often - just lays there and does pretty little in return and - sorry, but that is not good enough any more.
The wank grew. Other men he knew joined us. There was sometimes 6 of us in the woods, all naked and enjoying sex games, all married men, all so frustrated sexually they would burst if they did not have this - escape - this release - and it served itself very well at actually keeping families together as without this, I personally would have left home a long time ago.
August 7th - 9th - VACUUM PUMPING WEEKEND - prizes for sizes
July 10th - 12th - WELL HUNG NAKED WEEKEND - for hung guys only
August 7th - 9th - VACUUM PUMPING WEEKEND - prizes for sizes
August 28th - 31st - NAKED CHILL OUT - BANK HOLIDAY - 3 night minimum. Free Sunday RoastSeptember 4th - 5th - COCK AND BALL WORKSHOP - X rated Weekend.
September 11th 13th - NAKED CHILL OUT
Septeber 25th - 27th - LONELY - a weekend for the over 65's.
Orgies are actually - basically - crap. No one wants to cum in case they miss something.
Everyone lusts after the same couple of guys with the biggest dicks.
Two people having sex is actually much better than 3 or more.
August 28th - 31st - NAKED CHILL OUT - BANK HOLIDAY -
July 10th - 12th - WELL HUNG NAKED WEEKEND - for hung guys only
August 7th - 9th - VACUUM PUMPING WEEKEND - prizes for sizes
August 28th - 31st - NAKED CHILL OUT - BANK HOLIDAY - 3 night minimum. Free Sunday RoastSeptember 4th - 5th - COCK AND BALL WORKSHOP - X rated Weekend.
September 11th 13th - NAKED CHILL OUT
Septeber 25th - 27th - LONELY - a weekend for the over 65's.
August 28th - 31st - NAKED CHILL OUT - BANK HOLIDAY -
Septeber 25th - 27th - LONELY - a weekend for the over 65's.
COCK AND BALL WORKSHOP - X rated Weekend.
COCK AND BALL WORKSHOP - X rated Weekend.
COCK AND BALL WORKSHOP - X rated Weekend.
Septeber 25th - 27th - LONELY - a weekend for the over 65's.
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