decking - a manly thing.
- gaymen2
- Aug 29
- 4 min read

I didn't tell the workman I was coming over that morning. I wanted to make sure he was even there and working on the project with no notice I was attending.
I parked up and walked round to the back of the property where the decking was being laid and there before my very eyes was a naked workman working / beavering away at his job, stark bollock naked.
I called out and he could not hear me and when he did he jumped a mile in the air.
'Hey man, How's it hangin ?' He called over, as I stood there in wonder.
The property was in mid Forida, just in Kissimmee and had around 4 acres of private land around the house which was not visible from the road.
An English couple had bought the property and were planning on moving into it when it was ready - as it needed a lot of work to bring up to legal status and to make it cosy and secure for them. They were married couple who wanted this as their holiday home to come with the Grandkids and visit in the winter months when the UK is cold and Florida - - isn't.
The house was old, for Florida, and was around 50 years old and in need of a lot of work and today was the decking being sorted out the back and here he was, naked and ' on the job.'
'It's too hot for clothes and I get an all over tan' - he called over as he got on sorting through the timber.
I replied ' Well you certainly seem to be ' hanging ' there just fine.'
and he got what I meant and laughed and swung his cock and balls from one side to another hitting his thinghs and laughing and he told me -

'Oh man, I always work naked when I can but don't get the opportunity very often as too many old ladies want to watch me work and one old dear last year got really fruity with me, she said she had not seen a man naked or had ' the pleasures' of a man since her husband had passed away 12 years prior and how it brightened her day just to see me naked. To be honest, I did some charity work that afternoon by allowing her to touch me - and we eventually had sex and while there was 40 years age gap between us, she was a good fuck, and I go back every now and then, and she cooks me dinner and makes a real fuss of me, and we have sex - although to her it is ' making love.'- and it makes my day and hers. Too many old ladies alone - too many miss the pleasures of a man - and too many are only too pleased that the workman pays them some attention and - occasionally - gets some extra adult fun they have assumed was long over for them.'
We laughed together and I completely undertood. I asked if many gay guys came onto him - this WAS Florida. - and he said a few and some gave the best head he had ever had as most women he knew were not into sucking his dick - and he was hung, and to cut a long story very short, he got hard, I sucked him off, and he repeated that gay men gave the best head.
Said he was sick of how young women - his own age - manipuate and use sex as a weapon and how so many young women ask him round in the chance of sex and all they want was some free DIY done and no sex, just a big thanks, and he was sick of how this was too often the case and just getting laid was so hard with young attitude women, and these old dears who cook him a meal, pamper him and look after him and how he actualy enjoys fucking them, is so much easier and the old girls ( yes, there was more than one ) looked after him and one even washed and ironed his clothes each week and all he had to do, was fuck her in return.
Said he had quite a fan club and I could see why.


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