naked new year
CHRISTMAS & NEW YEAR 2021
This is the ONLY Christmas in the whole of the UK that is exclusively MEN ONLY - CLOTHING OPTIONAL
and where we provide all home cooked food and booze and there is no washing up to do after.
We ask all our guests to respect Social Distancing if and when
requested / demanded by the government / health authorities
The price you pay to book your place - is all you pay - nothing charged as extras - no bar bill to add.
Share and help create the fun and games, laughter and happy memories.
ALL IN A LUXURIOUSLY WELL APPOINTED HOTEL
No one else comes close to what we offer here and all with no attitude
These periods fills fast - and in advance - so we suggest early booking and you get a 20% discount.
COVID CANCELLATIONS - CLICK HERE
NAKED NEW YEAR
Naked Chill Out Christmas Celebration
INCLUDES DELIGHTFUL ACCOMMODATION
All meals throughout the weekend
All hot and cold refreshments
Cocktails and wine - FREE
Delicious festive food throughout
Perfect for those attending alone. Perfect for couples
No one is left lonely - so come and be part of our
community and share this great weekend
£175 per person
book before October 30th and save £25
After the past couple of years we all deserve something special.
This weekend is for you.
to make a booking click here
NAKED CHILL OUT WEEKEND
November 26th - 28th 2021
Wednesday December 30th 2021
Saturday January 2nd 2022
extra days can be added with B&B / BB&EM
Follow on your Festive Perid with a 3 nights
'Naked New Year' with FancyUndress Competition,
Singing & entertainment with games,
food, free booze and tons of laughter.
WIN A PRIZE FOR THE BEST
Single Room - £400
Twin Share - £375 pp
Double Room for 2 persons - £750
Double Room for 1 person - £475
Super King Bedroom - £750
Dorm Room - 4 guys sharing - £375
if booked - as above -
before November 30th 2021
with debit / credit card payment.
No further discount is available..
I am hoping to find something like this under the tree this year with my name on it.
What do you think the chances of that are ???
All shapes and sizes very welcome and respected.
Small or large.
Thin or fat.
Be proud of your body.
It is after all,
the only one you've got.
Wednesday December 23rd - 27th
Our joyous and fun Christmas is a
4 night stay with all food, wine,
games, laughter and presents.
Be part of
COMMUNITY FESTIVE SEASON
like no other found in the UK
Social Distancing / Health Checks / Routine Deep Cleaning
Anything we can do to help protect
us from you - you from us -
and we from the outside world.
Price for 4 nights
Single - Booked
Twin - £525pp
Double - for 2 - £900
Super King - £1,200 for 2
Dorm share - £500
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ALL FOOD AND WINE
hot & cold refreshments 24/7
entertainment, games , prizes, and the luxury
of all home cooked food and all wrapped up
with your enigmatic hosts to help keep the
whole time filled with laughter.
Interaction is encouraged in a safe and healthy manner throughout
Bring your own games - CD's - DVD's
Ideas & Suggestions
If you play an instrument, bring it along
( if you can carry it ) and how about a sing song,
a fun get together where we all
offer a little towards the party.
No one is here to entertain you
It is now
and always will be
UP TO YOU
Book and fully pay with
credit / debit card before
October 30th 2021
and save 20%
on the prices above.
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Extra days staying between Christmas & New Year as some book right through - £125 per day with all food.
If you wished to join us for the day - or several days - staying elsewhere and just joining us for the day with all food wine, games and laughter
Christmas Day Breakfast at 10am
through until Midnight - £75
Christmas Day - Arrive for Tea with the Queen at 3pm - through until midnight - £50
BOOK AND PAY IN ADVANCE AND NOT ON THE DAY
Don't be alone at Christmas or New Year. Come and join our friendly family where singles and couples are very welcome. Haven't you been alone
enough this year ?
Christmas and/or New Year can be a tough time for many
and at Hamilton Hall we help create new memories
Some people book for the whole Christmas and New Year period together - please ask for a price
Instead of buying unwanted gifts for those who have everything, let them know you donated - on their behalf - a meal at Christmas for a homeless person. It lightens your soul knowing someone is in the warm and enjoying a good hearty Christmas Day meal because of your kindness.
CLICK THE LOGO TO FIND OUT MORE AND TO MAKE A DONATION
Christmas is not far away,
Listen to what John has to say,
Come to Christmas at Hamilton Hall,
You’ll be sure to have a ball.
There are some absolute deals,
And most include your meals,
Get online and book your break away,
You’ll be sure of a lovely cosy stay
Plenty of home cooked food,
Will get you in the festive mood,
Partake in a wine or beer,
And celebrate some festive cheer.
And if your not a shy dude,
You know you can always go nude,
Room sharing is the norm,
Makes for lots of fun in the dorm.
John is your host,
He’s very well known by most,
He’s very proud of his grandfather clock,
And isn’t shy about flashing his cock.
So come along and celebrate Christmas Day,
It’s so nice you may well decide to extend your stay.
By Jason R.
CHRISTMAS IS COMING
My dick is long and thick
Why not come to Bournemouth
And give it one good lick
If you don't want to lick it
Then suck it and chew
And if you don't want to suck it
Then I'll fuck you