special offers available through
e mail bookings only
and must be mentioned in your first e mail to us. We have a new and easier Terms & Conditions BELOW to ease problems due to the Corona Virus & Cancelling a booking. Changing a date is now free.
Cancellation holds less penalties.
Special Offers are not to be used in conjunction with any other
Special Offer, Workshops / Seminar or Bank Holiday - Festive period.
Any offer made by us is valid for 24 hours
USUAL PRICE £25
TO JUST £20
This is offered as a way of helping you afford a holiday and to help get the economy working again.
3 nights B&B £100pp
Sunday night - Thursday night
any 3 days in a row -
B&B - £100 SAVING £60
October 30th 2021 -
March 30th 2022
Not available weekends or during Special Events and the Festive Season.
You must mention 3 NIGHT WEEKDAY SPECIAL in your initial e mail to us to receive this discount.
It is not offered on the phone and is up to you to find and ask as advised here.
BOOK FOR 7 NIGHTS OR MORE - 90 DAYS BEFORE BOOKING DATE
AND SAVE BIG TIME
7 NIGHTS B&B - SINGLE - £375 - NOW £188
7 NIGHTS B&B - DOUBLE - £600 - NOW £300
Valid between May 2021 and June 30th 2021 and again between October 1st 2021 -
March 30th 2022. Excludes Special Event Weekend & Festive Season.
Full payment at time of reservation. 50% discount on our full price. This is for B&B. Covid terms & Conditions Apply. Valid between May 2021 and again between October 1st 2021 - March 30th 2022. RISK FACTOR: If you cancel a booking using this special offer - NO REFUND IS AVAILABLE. We offer one FREE DATE CHANGE should you need to re arrange your dates. All SPECIAL OFFERS are subject to our Terms & Conditions. HERE
Enjoy an extended stay within a safe and friendly environment where we are constantly keeping the venue safe and clean and where you can enjoy the season with friends and not alone, not stuck indoors if and when further Covid Lockdowns occur - and there will be more lockdowns to come, and help keep sane and together in a world gone mad.
Do you want to spend the next Covid Lockdown all alone again ?
Do you want your mental health to suffer because of isolation ?
IT'S NOT FREE
It is however
EXTREMLY GOOD VALUE
and you only live and die once - or so some think,
so why not enjoy your life - enjoy your time, share a laugh
and to hell with what others think, this is for you.
Join us here in our newly converted Dorm Room, now an exclusive Double Bedded Suite with Lounge area, TV, self contained shower room with all facilities - all comforts and all together a bargain with BB&EM.
Or stay in one of our Super King Size Bedded Rooms with BB&EM and all comforts of home except, no bills, no cooking or washing up, just a nice place to be with others and enjoy life and not trun into a miserable old bastard.
YOU HAVE CHOICES
Between £1,200 / £1,800 per month (depending on 1 or 2 persons )
SOME PEOPLE TELL ME THIS SHOULD BE FREE
Some people tell me this should be FREE and I won't go into detail here as to why they assume that or whom should pay and more to the point, WHY they assume I should pay for a complete stranger to live, eat and enjoy a life and all for free and all on someone elses tab - MINE ... and the answer is - NO - YOU PAY - and if you desperately want to stay and cannot afford it then have a chat with John Bellamy and see what he can offer.
One guy - We had a long chat about his needing / wanting a 3 month winter break where funds were low and he could only afford half the cost - and JB - me - suggested he could help around the hotel and make up the difference with some housework etc... and OH MY GOD - You would have thought I asked him to cut his cock and balls off, he was HORRIFIED and VERY unwilling to accept that and VERY unwilling to offer any input to help with the costs and he REALLY DID EXPECT IT ALL FOR FREE and when asked why he thought I would offer that to a complete stranger, he turned into Donald Trump - OUTRAGED I asked him questions about his personal finances - OUTRAGED I was not bowing down and accepting him at his word - OUTRAGED I could treat a man of his age ( 72 ) in such a manner and 'Don't you know who I am ??? - which always makes me laugh as clearly - HE DIDN'T KNOW WHO I WAS OR WHO HE WAS DEALING WITH or he might have thought differently before opening his gob. Foolish Foolish old man. ...
As you can imagine, he was told where and what he could do with his self centred expectations and I told him he could ' chuck his hook' and bugger off elsewhere as I was not about to take any more of his shit and he absolutely couldn't get it, even saying he thought he should be offered a part ownership in the property if he decided to actually move in and these mental fuck-ups I can well do without.
His kind of screwed up expectant attitude destroys everything good and it ruins it for others as venues close and all because they get sick of people like this old bastard.
If you cannot afford to stay we DO need evidence and WILL ask questions and MAY ask you to help out a bit - and if you want a MASSIVE DISCOUNT as you cannot afford, then you make up in other ways - PERIOD. No big deal. No hassle. Or go somewhere else and see how much the Hilton gives as discounts and remember, Hamilton Hall is MEN ONLY & CLOTHING OPTIONAL - go try that at the Hilton.
If you genuinely cannot afford a holiday but need to get away - John Bellamy will offer a few days to a week for free at Hamilton Hall, but we do require some evidence and details from you as to your circumstances and why you feel you are
worthy of a free holiday.
There are many reasons someone might just need to get away - lonely - bereaved - split from a partner - searching for a way forward - no one to talk troubles with - needing a shoulder, an older brother or just somewhere to crash away from the stresses of every day life.
You will find a sympathetic and caring environment where people care.
I love watching the rain and can watch this rainy scene for ages. There is something peaceful about being in the warm and dry while watching Mother Nature pour from the skies.
It is always a delight to welcome you to my hotel and especially in the winter months when it is easy for some to feel isolated and alone on those dark nights when it closes in so early. With an all inclusive package here, we welcome long term visitors during the winter months who want to share some company and laughter and to know there is not only someone cooking for them, but keeping an eye out for them - a bit like the Marigold Hotel in the movie.
The weather in Bournemouth is much milder than most of the UK and our winters - while it can snow - is very rare and plants live throughout the winter that usually die off in September anywhere else.
Whether you stay with us for a few days or a few months, everyone is welcomed like an old friend and we are always pleased to see you and to share the experience.
With tons of free stuff not found in other hotels that make it more like being at home and not in an hotel, come and feel right at home here from the moment you walk through the door.
Now, doesn't that sound a good idea to you ?
If you need guidance and assistance, it is our pleasure to help you in any way we can and we do ask that you read as much as you can on this web site first.
ALL SPECIAL OFFERS are only available if mentioned in your initial -
YOUR FIRST e mail to us and NOT in follow up e mails
All offers are valid for 48 hours max. Terms & Conditions below.