Dumb Questions & Answers
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'John: Do I get to have sex with you if I make a reservation for a night stay at Hamilton Hall ?'
I am asked this a lot and do point out that they would never ask a women this at a straight hotel so why the fuck do they think it okay to ask such a thing of me - is beyond my comprehension. I usually answer that if they are hung like a horse and look like Hugh Jackman, then they might be in with a chance, but otherwise, absolutely not. I do not have sex with guests and while there have been exceptions, it is rare.
A:- I’m gonna answer this as a Muslim myself. I know Islam has a bad reputation for being “misogynistic” because unfortunately a lot of Muslim men such as you forget that while we women have certain rules to follow, so do men.
Yes, Islam tells girls to cover their hair and dress modestly. But you know what else Islam says? Islam also tells men to lower their gaze.
Yeah, that’s right. Just because a woman isn’t covering her hair or chooses to wear clothes that can be considered revealing does not give you the right to stare and judge. Islam hates hypocrites so don’t be one. Fulfill your duty and just look away, okay? In other words, grow up. It’s none of your business if other women are obeying certain rules, that’s their business and we don’t have the right to judge, only God does.
So stop being so immature and as
I say, grow up and stop being this immature little boy all the time..
JAPAN'S NEW ANTI-ISLAM LAWS SEND SHOCKWAVES
Halal - BANNED
Mosques - BANNED
Call to prayer - BANNED
Burka - BANNED
This is basically saying Islam is not welcome here.
Should we copy Japan? A. Yes B. No
A:- Here's the list in full of the wars Trump has managed to stop.
1, The First World War, - Well of course he did ...
2, The Second World War
3, The Cold War, (settled by turning up the thermostat a couple of notches and donning a wooly jumper. (Donning is a word invented by Donald Trump).
4, The war between Burnley and Preston North End footie teams.
5, The war between Earth and The Clangers on the moon for control of the Blue String Soup mines.
6, The deadly war between two neighbours on my street over a row of Leylandia trees that blocked his view of the wife sunbathing.
7, The Vulcans and the Romulans
8, The Rebel forces and the Sith backed Empire
9, The War of the Roses (the box of Cadbury Roses this Christmas when as usual, someone ate all the toffees and left all the soft centres..)
10, still waiting for resolution - the imminent Second Civil War in the Disunited States of (formerly) America currently fomented by the deranged leader of forementioned cuntry.
Oh and what about the war between Bette Davis and Joan Crawford... He must have had a hand in that one as well...
I remember an American in my cab in the UK, driving them from heathrow to reading on the M4, we passed Winsor Castle he asked what is that, I explained it was Winsor castle, his next question ‘why did they build it so close to an airport’
Some questions don’t require an answer, the question tells you all you need to know and becomes a rhetorical question and it informs you exacty how naive and plainly dumb so many Americans truly are.
Do you realise how ignorant you are making yourself sound with this ridiculous question?
It saddens me that there are so many Americans who truly think that America is the first nation and everyone else comes after them, despite the fact they are all originally migrants from older countries and yet this seems lost of them... DER ! America or to be precise the USA does not own the English language. You don't appear to have learned much in school in fact you seem to have learned fuck all in school. If you had paid attention you would know that the original settlers, your Pilgrim Fathers sailed to the country now known as the USA in the Mayflower and they sailed from England. On arrival in the colonies they spoke the language of the place they came from, ENGLISH - FROM ENGLAND ( you dumb fucking schmuks ) where English had been spoken for hundreds of years before your country was colonised by the ENGLISH SPEAKING PEOPLE FROM ENGLAND. Is that plain enough for you? Stop showing yourself up by making yourself appear a complete moron for while we in Europe acknowledge that most Americans are as thick as a bucket of bricks, you could try not proving us right all the time with showing us just how backward and dumb you really are.
Okay… deep breath…
1. Europe is not a country, it’s a continent with app. 50 countries - or nations. Whose the dummy for assuming otherwise then ???
2. Walmart opened stores in several European countries, including Germany, and fell flat on their face. Why? Because they completely ignored local culture as well as tried to force their employees into practices that are illegal in Europe. America does not rule the world, only America.
For example:
Walmart employed greeters - Europeans find that creepy as fuck and will actively avoid a store where they are accosted at the door by some old person (Walmart usually employs pensioners for this).
Walmart cashiers have to stand at their till; European stores provide their cashiers with ergonomic seating. We like our cashiers rested and not in unnecessary pain, thank you. They are valued employees, not just chattle to be exploited.
Walmart had “Baggers”, people who put your items into plastic or paper bags. Europeans generally do not like having their groceries manhandled into plastic bags. We are fully capable of using our own bags, thank you very mu ch. Also, many of us have a system of how we pack our groceries for fast and convenient unpacking at home - which the bagger cannot know or comprehend.
Walmart tried to impose “no office romance” rules, which are actually against the law in most European countries. Employers have no say whatsoever in who you date or what you do in your free time.
Walmart demands their employees are cheerful and smile all the time. Fuck no! Europeans find that dishonest, and seriously, who wants to shop at a store that gives you an “I am utterly dishonest and a creep” vibes?
These are some of the reasons Walmart utterly failed in Europe. They literally went bankrupt here, and went back to the states with their tail between their legs.
Not everyone works the American way and not everyone enjoys or wants the American way - especially as - hard as this may be to be believed by many Americans, WE ARE EUROPEAN AND NOT AMERICAN; - Please - Do get the fuck over yourselves, WE ARE NOT AMERICAN and you DO NOT rule the world.
The world says you have an inferior healthcare system—as does anyone with an ounce of compassion and the Christian values Americans like to claim that they follow. Explain why the USA has such a low average lifetime? Why so many American babies die? Why America has such a high death rate?
And, stop bragging about your “medical innovation.” The USA is not the only country with many innovations in the medical field, but any American discoveries are only for the wealthiest Americans. Don’t forget, you lead the world in ignorance, homo / trans phobia, an outrageous death by guns statistics and school shootings, and just plain bigotry as well as voting for a raping pedo narcasist to be your president. The world watches and pays attention. The world watches and laughs at America while pitying the planet from the fall out from this appalling President and how he is destined to destroy anyone and everyone he wants nd not just around the world but against his own people as well.
A film about former First Lady Melania that is being released worldwide is said to be a major flop. The reason given is that she has not accomplished anything noteworthy since becoming First Lady ten years ago. What people know about her is her partying with Jeffrey Epstein and her marriage to Donald Trump. A First Lady with no degrees, nothing at all—the most boring one ever
I’m an expat American, and in my late 20’s faced the question of moving back to the US with my British wife. We thought long and hard about it. But one big factor was gun control. I didn’t want my kids growing up and attending schools where some looney might go in with a gun and start shooting.
So we stayed in the UK, and that is a decision I have never regretted once in the past 40 years. Watching now as America becomes a fascist state, I remain grateful to not be living there. A nation that would elect a con artist egomaniac rapist not once but twice, a man with zero respect for the US Constitution, is a nation that has lost its way.
You ask.
I'm intimidated about visiting the UK as an American who rarely leaves the country. Is this warranted and how do I get over it?
I’ll say this as clearly as possible.
You will be vastly more safe everywhere in the UK than you would be anywhere in the USA.
So, your fears are utterly unwarranted. Imbecilic might be a more accurate way to describe such feelings.
Now, how do you “get over it?” Grow a pair. Stop getting your opinions from the moronic talking heads on Faux News and come see the free world for yourself.
You make, and take, from the news that which you wish to see and hear. You observe what you want and comment of things that affect you personally. If you don't like something, do not read it and move on but do not shy away from what IS going on in the world of which - you are a part. World news is so easy to find these days and differing opinions not hard to find. Having an opinion is vital and being a ' don't care' person helps no one. So open your mind - open your heart - open your awareness and ALWAYS be open to new ideas.
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