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4 hours ago
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There are different versions of this joke I like this one as it was made somewhat relevant to our times. “A Russian soldier comes to a crossroads

A Russian soldier, while running, comes to a crossroads and sees a nun standing there.

He asks, "Sister, may I hide under your skirt for a moment, I'll explain later."

The nun enthusiastically accepts the proposal.

A moment later, two MPs approach and ask the nun: "Did a soldier walk by here?"

She says yes and sends the MPs in the other direction.

After the MPs have disappeared, the soldier crawls out from under the skirt and says, "Thanks Sister, I don't want to go to Ukraine."

The nun nods understandingly.

To further compliment the nun he says, "I don't want to be rude sister, but you have the most beautiful pair of legs I have ever seen."

The nun replies, "Had you looked a little higher too, you would have seen the most beautiful balls in the world. I don't want to go to Ukraine either."

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If I saw this outside a restaurant I would definately not go in. Restaurants are struggling at the moment and staff are not paid a decent wage and many do rely on tip, and you SHOULD tip as we all know catering staff are generally underpaid, but DEMANDING CUSTOMERS PAY and insulting them not being able to afford to dine, just gets up peoples noses and this business deserves to go bust. It offers absolutely no respect to its custom base and insuts them all with this snide obnoxious warning.

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You make, and take, from the news that which you wish to see and hear. You observe what you want and comment of things that affect you personally. If you don't like something, do not read it and move on but do not shy away from what IS going on in the world of which - you are a part. World news is so easy to find these days and differing opinions not hard to find. Having an opinion is vital and being a ' don't care' person helps no one. So open your mind - open your heart - open your awareness and ALWAYS be open to new ideas.

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