the bestest gay hotel in all the world
- gaymen2
- 17 hours ago
- 3 min read
If Donald trump owned Hamilton Hall,
maybe it would go something like this:-
I am the greatest.
I am the biggest.
I am the bestest.
More people love me than anyone else alive.
Ever.
More than Biden, More than Obama, More than Jesus and even more than God Himself.
It's a fact. It's true, A face in the mirror tells me it all the time.
Anyone saying different is FAKE NEWS. FAKE NEWS.
My hotel - Hamilton Hall, better known as Trump Tall, is the bestest anywhere.
Naturally it is because I am in residence, that means I live there.
Because everyone adores me.
And anywhere I am, is the biggest and the bestest.
Just like me.
Now because I am such a magnanimous - ( as a stable genius I know lots of big words and even biggerer ones as well ) magnanimus, isn't that a nice word, mag nan i mus. mmmmm - and I - er - Trump Tall
I really do deserve the Peace Prize as after all the good work I do for others ( what do you mean - who ??? )
You see, I really am a more fabulous person that Biden and Obama and more loved and admired than any President that ever came before me.
I am the healthiest.
I am the wisest ( stable genius remember )
We are going to expand, bigly, knock down all the houses around us and build on this amazing golden palace encompasing the old and the better - all about me - new.
I am the most admired and I am globally respected for how I brought all the nations on the planet to beg and crawl at my knees begging for business and contracts and - for those who claim I am ruining the global economy - just you wait and see exacty what I have in store for the next few years - and just remember Trump Casino - and Trump - well - anything really - and how I made it the most gold plated, the bestest run, the biggerest in the whole wide world, and it was admired from here to China, who look at me with their funny eyes and their bowing to me all the time, and how they need me to prop up their failing economy ( anyone say different - is FAKE NEWS ) and my Trump Tall is taking over the scene everywhere, People look to me for guidance, how to run a business ( into the ground ) - how to take from it all I can and fuck everyone who is owed wages, unpaid invoices and now face bankrupcy - it's no bother - I've been there myself tons of times, just fuck those you have screwed over fincially - and move on. After all, I don't have any empathy for others, I don't give a shit about you, your sick kids or the ederly and as far as the disabled go, oooooo - go sit some place I can't see you. It spoils my appertite and McDonalds deliver my All American Big Mac soon.
You are just jealous because I have my very own Gold Digger - er - Trophy Wife - er - the women I pay to attend any and every event with me as my wife as she cannot abide me next to her, she says I smell bad - in fact everyone in the White House claims I smell bad, well at lest I leave my presence in a room long after I have left. Believe me, it's the bestest smell in all the world and no one can compete with the body odour - the stench - I leave everywhere and all 450 nations on the planet and all 19 continents just adore me. It's true. Anything else is FAKE NEWS. FAKE NEWS.
I am the greatest ever human being. Even God agrees and wants me to sit on his right hand side in heaven and kick that old Jew Jesus out - as he's so yesterdays news. Whereas I am the one they all love and adore.
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