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He fucked me over the picnic table.

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He fucked me over the picnic table

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There is one picture here of a guy who use to work

on my escort agency decades ago. He was hot and still is, so very sexy.

Can you guess which one it was ?



September 11th 13th  - NAKED CHILL OUT 

Septeber 25th - 27th - LONELY - a weekend for the over 65's.

October 2nd - 4th   - NAKED CHILL OUT - naked karoke - do you dare ? 

October 9th - 11th  - TANTRIC SEX FOR MAN - fully interactive and naked training.





I was so horny that afternoon walking the dogs. - It was a glorious hot sunny day and while everyone was on the beach, I was alone in the countryside where few tourists ventured. After an hour or so, I came accross an opening - a picnic area with tables etc. and it was deserted, or so I thought. As I walked through - with my mind miles away fantasising about what I would dream of happening if my fantasies were ever to be granted - when I jolted back to reality as there was this old boy sitting on one of the tables - eyes shut - just taking in the sun. Gray haired and probably in his 70's, he was sitting there with his enormous cock and balls out from under his shorts for all - well me - to see - and I have to admit before I even thought of it - I just blurted out ' Impressive mate - Very impressive.'



He opened his eyes and smiled at me and answered ' Sorry mate, thought I was alone.'

and went to put his tackle away and I stopped him' Don't - Don't put it away, it's a thing of beauty and deserves to be seen.'

I wasn't expecting his answer though...

'Then where is your thing of beauty, here we are in the middle of nowhere and you have yours hidden.'

We actually laughed together as my dog went up to sniff is cock and as I dropped my shorts and stood there naked, I said 'Lucky dog.' and he totally got what I meant.

Grabbing a handful of his now half erect cock, he pointed it at me and said ' It's all yours mate'- As shy as I usually am, says me standing there absolutely naked - I closed the gap between us, took a hold of his cock and balls in my hand, and as he leant backwards with his hands behind him on the table, he thrust his cock out as I took it in my mouth and sucked on its full length right down my throat, and what a wonderful long, meaty, think uncut cock it was to.

He stripped of naked as well, and while we kept checking if anyone was coming - we had the best sex - right there on and over the picnic table - and he fucked me so long and so hard I didn't even mind the wood splinters... as he just kept pounding that massive piece of meat in and out of me and I was in heaven.

Now - I have a big ass as I have taken some huge cocks in my time and he fumbled around for a few seconds and then, wwwwooooooo - he put his balls up my ass as well as his cock and BOY - was I full - and BOY - was it spectacular as he fucked me with his cock and balls all in my ass at the same time and - while I had never experienced anything like this before, it was MAGIC... It was like I was having rectal orgasms every time he pounded in and out of my ass and I had never experienced anything like it.

Eventually I heard and felt as he came inside me and his hot spunk shot into my insides with a most pleasurable groan from both of us and as my dick was being pressed into the table while we fucked, I came - pushing my cock hard between my stomach and the table, and it as wonderful. My legs buckled as I laid there with his cock still hard and inside me.


'Well there's a story to share with the grand kids when I get back later.' he said - laughing - and we shared a conversation for the next half hour as we wiped and cleaned and remaining naked. He told me he was 76 years of age and that he had always fucked with men and women and that no one in the family knew - and how pleased he was to have met me... which I assured him was totally mutual.

Sadly, he was on hoiday with his family and while we met a couple more times that week, he returned home to the north and was hundreds of miles away from me, and this was to be our holiday special. Never saw him again after that, and the walk to the woods was never the same again.


September 11th 13th  - NAKED CHILL OUT 

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October 2nd - 4th   - NAKED CHILL OUT - naked karoke - do you dare ? 

October 9th - 11th  - TANTRIC SEX FOR MAN - fully interactive and naked training.



September 11th 13th  - NAKED CHILL OUT 

Septeber 25th - 27th - LONELY - a weekend for the over 65's.

October 2nd - 4th   - NAKED CHILL OUT - naked karoke - do you dare ? 

October 9th - 11th  - TANTRIC SEX FOR MAN - fully interactive and naked training.


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