

summer sun
May 15th - 17th - EUROVISION - enjoy the campest TV show with others. May 22nd - 25th - NAKED CHILLOUT SPRING BANK HOLIDAY - Free Sunday Roast June 1st - July 31st - NAKED CHILL OUT SUMMER MONTHS - even if it rains... July 10th - 12th - WELL HUNG NAKED WEEKEND - for hung guys only August 7th - 9th - VACUUM PUMPING WEEKEND - prizes for sizes August 28th - 31st - NAKED CHILL OUT - BANK HOLIDAY - 3 night minimum. Free Sunday RoastSeptember 4th - 5th - COCK AND BALL WORKSHOP


True stories
The stowaway In 1964, a broke Australian athlete realized he couldn't afford a flight home from London. His solution? He built a wooden crate and successfully mailed himself across the world. Reg Spiers was a javelin thrower who had just failed to qualify for the Tokyo Olympics. After having his wallet stolen, he found himself desperate to return to Australia in time for his daughter's birthday. Lacking the funds for a passenger ticket, he decided air freight was his best opt


I LOVE DICK
Had an e mail from someone complaining there was never anything to do and I answewed with a link to the Diary of Events Page as complaining there is nothing to do just shows his complete lack of personal get up and go... May 15th - 17th - EUROVISION - enjoy the campest TV show with others. May 22nd - 25th - NAKED CHILLOUT SPRING BANK HOLIDAY - Free Sunday Roast June 1st - July 31st - NAKED CHILL OUT SUMMER MONTHS - even if it rains... July 10th - 12th - WELL HUNG NAKED WE


Gay and getting older - by Moz
Gay and getting older By Moz When I was a twink it never occurred to me that life would improve as the years rolled by. Back then I thought anyone over 30 was ancient and well past their sell by date. That said, I wasn’t exactly happy with my body or looks back then; far too skinny and embarrassed about being seen with my shirt off let alone naked! As for my dick, well it was never something that would garner envy. I think we rarely appreciate what we had in our youth due t


Community Living for Men - a 1st in the UK
DO YOU LIKE LIVING ALONE OR WOULD YOU LIKE TO SHARE A HOUSE WITH OTHERS AROUND THE SAME AGE AND ENJOY YOUR OLD AGE ??? MEN ONLY This could be the south of Englands version of The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel or even The Golden Girls with a hint of Fawlty Towers WEB SITE HERE This is the first Community Living Space for men in the UK - be you gay, bi, straight - and has been open as a hotel under the ownership and guidance of John Bellamy for the whole time. A NOT FOR PROFIT


RSPCA is absolutely ridiculous
Calls by the RSPCA to ban the holiday pastime of crabbing have been branded 'absolutely ridiculous'. The animal welfare charity says crabs are sentient animals and are capable of feeling pain and stress. ( WTF ? ) They are calling on parents to rethink taking their children crabbing and want the crustaceans to be protected under law. Instead, they say, people should watch crabs in rockpools and use crabbing buckets to collect pebbles. Such a ban would bring an end to the age-


Satire:10/05/26
Delusional women below who assumes a man will tollerate such an appalling sense of self worth. There are tens of thousands of women with this kind of ENTITLEMENT and no wonder 80% of men between the ages of 18 - 45 DO NOT DATE ANY MORE as they are sick of the games women play - like this entitled Karen below. She will grow old, wrinkly and dried up like a prune and be all bitter and angry at the world and at men and end up all alone and miserable and broke and even her kids


' FUCK ' I thought 'What have I done ?
An experience from one of our guests here at Hamilton Hall. By David L. An unexpected job on the south coast necessitated an overnight stay in a hotel. I had never stayed in this area before so just booked what looked half-decent and left it at that. The day arrived and I travelled to the Charleston Hotel arriving at 5pm, Iknew that the evening meal was at 6-30 so the timing was perfect. On arrival I was met by Jack who welcomed me warmly, offered me a coffee and we sat and c


SATIRE
In the face of TRAGEDY you must find the HUMOUR or you will DIE I can suggest an easy way out of these coins being printed with a dead president on them. drunk on alcohol and power THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS THIS MAN IS A TRAITOR, WHO IS CORRUPT AND BRIBEABLE AND WHO IS A FASCIST DICTATOR DESIGNATED TO DESTRY THE USA. WHILE TRUMP STEALS BILLIONS FOR HIMSELF AND NOT THE COUNTRY , MAGA SITS BACK AND WATCHES AND SAYS NOTHING SO MAGA ARE ASO RESPOBSIBLE FOR THE PLUNDERING OF THE USA


Up close & personal
May 1st - 4th - NAKED CHILL OUT - BANK HOLIDAY - 3 night min. Free Sunday Roast . May 8th - 10th - REBIRTHING - a self help and self healing weekend, for mind, body and soul . May 15th - 17th - EUROVISION - enjoy the campest TV show with others. May 22nd - 25th - NAKED CHILLOUT SPRING BANK HOLIDAY - Free Sunday Roast June 1st - July 31st - NAKED CHILL OUT SUMMER MONTHS - even if it rains... July 10th - 12th - WELL HUNG NAKED WEEKEND - for hung guys only August 7th - 9th


admiring the bulge
May 1st - 4th - NAKED CHILL OUT - BANK HOLIDAY - 3 night min. Free Sunday Roast . May 8th - 10th - REBIRTHING - a self help and self healing weekend, for mind, body and soul . May 15th - 17th - EUROVISION - enjoy the campest TV show with others. May 22nd - 25th - NAKED CHILLOUT SPRING BANK HOLIDAY - Free Sunday Roast June 1st - July 31st - NAKED CHILL OUT SUMMER MONTHS - even if it rains... July 10th - 12th - WELL HUNG NAKED WEEKEND - for hung guys only August 7th - 9th


Marmite - Love it or Hate it.
A PERSONAL PIECE BY JOHN BELLAMY Not in any order of LOVE or HATE - just a random list I am sure we could all add to with a few politicians, priests, pop / soap stars and maybe even a few toxic family members but most of all with these people, they are all like Marmite. If you think of some new ones, just send them in... People will love or hate you regardless of who you are and what you do. You just have to accept there are a lot of unhappy people out there who hate those w



















