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Fun Facts & Jokes about Trump.

gaymen2
Apr 17
4 min read

I made sure I fact checked these, so feel free to check yourselves,

but these may be a good reason NOT to trust Donald.

Trump facts:

by Aayush Godara

May I share some facts ?

64 Times Mentioned In Epstein Report.

97 Times Pleaded The Fifth.

34 Felony Convictions.

91 Criminal Charges.

26 Sexual Assault Allegations.

6 Bankruptcies.

5 Draft Deferments.

4 Indictments.

2 Impeachments.

2 Convicted Companies.

1 Fake University Shut Down.

1 Fake Charity Shut Down.

$25 Million Fraud Settlement.

$5 Million Sexual Abuse Verdict.

$2 Million Fake Charity Abuse Judgment.

$93 Million Sexual Abuse Judgements.

$400+ Million Fraud Judgment.

First President in history to serve a full term increase the deficit every year he was in office.

First President in history to maintain a debt to GDP ratio over 100% for his entire term.

Highest annual budget deficit.

Most added to the national debt in a single term.

Most new unemployment claims.

Largest single day point drop in the history of the Dow.

First major party candidate in half a century to lose the popular vote twice.

Longest government shutdown in history (and he did that while his own party controlled both chambers of Congress).

First President in the history of approval ratings to maintain a net negative approval rating for his entire term.

First President to be impeached twice.

First President to have bipartisan support for his conviction after impeachment (which happened both times).

Most indictments, guilty pleas, and criminal convictions of members of an administration.

First president to have a mug shot.

And a Partridge in a Pear Tree...

Please go ahead and lookup every claim here.

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Stephen King's Reaction to Governor Sparring With Trump Goes Viral

by Lorenzo Agustin

Stephen King’s latest post has sparked waves of applause, and who can blame him? The King of Horror just roasted the so-called "man" in charge, Donald Trump, and it’s nothing short of legendary. The nerve of this guy to threaten Maine’s federal funding because the state refuses to bend to his whims on transgender athlete policies is just peak Trump – all bluster, no brains.

King, ever the Maine hero, praised Governor Janet Mills for standing tall against the bullying tactics of the President. Let's be clear: Trump's "we are the law" bravado reeks of someone who’s used to throwing tantrums when things don't go his way. Just because you occupy the highest office doesn't mean you can steamroll everyone else’s rights and the law. But then again, consistency is not Trump’s strong suit, is it?

Now, let’s talk about his claim that Maine "doesn't want men playing in women's sports." What does that even mean, Donald? Are you really this out of touch with reality, or is this just another sad attempt at riling up your base with outdated fear-mongering? If you were hoping to stir some moral panic, buddy, you’ve picked the wrong state. Maine’s got its own sense of justice, and it sure as hell doesn’t involve kowtowing to your regressive, authoritarian whims.

The fact that Trump had the audacity to throw around federal funding as a weapon just shows how desperately he clings to any shred of power, even when it's a thinly veiled threat. You’d think the guy had learned something from his endless legal battles by now, but no—he’s still out here making enemies, insulting governors, and waging war on common sense.

At the end of the day, Trump’s tantrum is just more of the same: another chapter in his long history of being completely out of touch with the American people. Bravo, Governor Mills, for calling his bluff and showing the world that Maine’s not here for it. And Stephen King? Well, the man’s earned his spot in the Hall of Fame for roasting Trump and his antics.

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John. Thankyou for yet aother superb Newsletter. Love your Anti Trump rhetoric. Glad I am not the only one to see a major global problem erupting, or about to erupt, if he continues in position as President of the USA. He is everything I loath in a person. Keep it up and , where do you find all these jokes and things from ? Chris P.

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Thoroughly look forward to my Sunday morning newsletter from you John. Love all the Trump stuff. He does make me laugh, in a sad and pathetic way. Most of all, the wank material always gets me hard. Long may it continue. Larry.