funnies - time to lighten up - life is too short...
- gaymen2
- Jul 17
- 2 min read
Updated: Jul 18
1. Teacher: What should we do to preserve milk?
Student: Put the cow in the fridge!
2. Teacher: What’s something that doesn’t dissolve in water?
Student: Fish, sir!
3. Teacher: What would happen if the Mediterranean Sea mixed with the Red Sea?
Student: That would create the Pink Sea!
4. Teacher: Why is the Black Sea called that?
Student: Because it’s mourning the Dead Sea.
5. Teacher: Define sedimentary rocks.
Student: They are the ones that study all year and still fail!
6. Teacher: Where is gold found in abundance, my boy?
Student: In my mother’s hands, sir!
7. Teacher: What do you like most about school?
Student: The bell, sir!
8. Teacher: Turn the sentence "My father eats the apple" into the past tense.
Student: My grandfather eats the apple.
9. Teacher: What’s the similarity between salt and stupidity?
Student: They both raise blood pressure!
10. Teacher: Give me a sentence with an imperative verb.
Student: Shut your mouth.
11. Teacher: Do you know Beethoven?
Student: Do I even know “Hoven” to know “Beetho”?!
12. Teacher: Give me a sentence that includes an envelope.
Student: I sent a letter to my mother.
Teacher: Where is the envelope?
Student: I sent the letter in it!
13. Teacher: Why didn’t Napoleon capture Acre?
Student: He forgot the keys in France!
14. Teacher: What’s your favourite country?
Student: Czechoslovakia.
Teacher: Stand up and write it on the board.
Student: Just kidding, I love my own country!
15. Teacher: I see you're weak in multiplication, subtraction, and addition!
Student: May I hit my classmate, knock him down, and collect his money?
16. Teacher: Do you know “Kana and her sisters” (Arabic grammar)?
Student: No sir, we’re strangers in this city!
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