

NEWS w/e 12/07/26
Ann Widdecombe's most controversial moments - 'gay science', cheese sarnie and CBB rant Former Tory MP and Cabinet minister Ann Widdecombe has died aged 78. Tributes have flooded in for the outspoken politician who swapped the Commons for TV by starring on Strictly and Celebrity Big Brother after retiring from Parliament in 2010. In a statement, her management said: "As Ann once said on The Graham Norton Show, ‘we get one go this side of eternity, one go. Life is not a dres


how embarrassing.
The United States has suffered the largest and most embarrassing strategic defeat in its history. This is not an overstatement, it is not clickbait. It’s just the most honest assessment of what President Trump signed less than 24 hours ago. Here are the 14 Points of the MOU between the US and Iran: https://edition.cnn.com/2026/06/17/politics/us-iran-memo-annotated-intl-vis TLDR: Complete military disengagement and retreat by both sides. — Huge L for the US since the Iranians


Satire 12/07/26
I had an e mail complaining about how much Trump stuff I put in this Newsletter and all I can say is yes I do but it really is the best shit show, the best comedy, the best athos and irony and down right stupidity that - you have to laugh and see it for what it is. But if you ignore, then like the millions of those who ignored Hitler and ended up in various camps - or tose who actually voted for Trump, if we haven't learned anything and ESPECIALLY with globa news being so fr


interesting shorts
I had a phone conversation today with a very nice young chap from Pakistan. This is how it went: "Hello sir, how are you today?" "I'm very well, thank you for asking. And how are you? And, more to the point, WHO are you?" "Sir, my name is Ahmed and I'm calling you from Microsoft". "Microsoft, eh? Is that a city in Pakistan? How's the weather there today?" "No, sir - MICROSOFT, the computer company. I'm calling to tell you that we have found a problem with your computer and


He was selfish sex, and I told him to his face.
I was having sex with this hot Canadian. I was ' under the covers' sucking his cock. After a while I 'resurfaces' and lay beside him and after a couple of long - tick tock tik tock - minutes of nothing - he asked 'Is something wrong.' I answered 'No - Why do you ask ?' He answered , 'You're not doing anything.' and I barked LOUDLY in response ' NEITHER ARE YOU - YOU LAZY FUCKER, SO FAR YOU HAVE DONE NOTHING AT ALL BUT LAY THERE AND I HAVE DONE ALL THE WORK.' He looked someh


A woman who broke from the norm.
In 1917, the United States government asked an 84-year-old woman to return her Medal of Honor, the highest military decoration in the country. She did not even reply. She simply continued to pin it to her clothes every single morning, wearing it until her very last day. That woman was Mary Edwards Walker, and to this day, she remains the only woman in American history to have received this honor. Mary was born in 1832 into a family that was very special for its time. Her pare


Meghan is such a c*nt.
Were Meghan and Harry kicked out of a restaurant? In a twist that seems ripped from the pages of a dramatic screenplay, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle found themselves at the center of a dinner debacle at Lucky’s Steakhouse and YES, they were told to get out. The couple’s lavish meal, which reportedly cost around $10,000, transformed an ordinary evening into a spectacle that left diners and the restaurant owner, Brian Robbins, reeling. Picture this: you’re savoring a fine mea


Atorvastatins - the dangers
Atorvastatin 'call 111' warning as NHS cautions on 'serious' side effects Fiona Callingham The NHS provides guidance to patients taking a widely used medication on the risk of "serious" side effects. Those currently prescribed atorvastatin are urged to be careful about which other medicines they take alongside it. Atorvastatin is a type of statin, which helps to lower cholesterol levels in the blood. It is commonly prescribed to patients with high blood cholesterol to reduce


SWEET MOMENTS
At 2:28 am, on a frozen road in Manitoba, a security camera captured something that looks like something out of a movie… but it was real. A dog had been motionless for more than 4 hours. He wasn't running. He wasn't asking for help. He wasn't running away from the cold that could kill him. Cars drove by. Their lights blinded him. Horns blared. But he didn't take a step. When the officers arrived, they thought they would find an animal paralyzed with fear. 💔 What they found c


naked drive
August 7th - 9th - VACUUM PUMPING WEEKEND - prizes for sizes August 28th - 31st - NAKED CHILL OUT - BANK HOLIDAY - 3 night minimum. Free Sunday RoastSeptember 4th - 5th - COCK AND BALL WORKSHOP - X rated Weekend. September 11th 13th - NAKED CHILL OUT Septeber 25th - 27th - LONELY - a weekend for the over 65's. I may be old, but I am not yet dead. Youngsters assume we are all past it once we pass 50 Sex and life itself IMPROVES with age as we become more relaxed and chill


Outdoor in the summer
August 7th - 9th - VACUUM PUMPING WEEKEND - prizes for sizes August 28th - 31st - NAKED CHILL OUT - BANK HOLIDAY - 3 night minimum. Free Sunday RoastSeptember 4th - 5th - COCK AND BALL WORKSHOP - X rated Weekend. September 11th 13th - NAKED CHILL OUT Septeber 25th - 27th - LONELY - a weekend for the over 65's. Usually around 1pm, after the work is done and dinner is all prepared, e mails answered, laundry sorted and office work done - for now - no shopping to get as full


NEWS w/e 05/07/26
Shocking: UK Parliament voted 364-111 AGAINST a national inquiry into the mass rape of 250,000+ young white British girls by Muslim men. Has the UK government failed the British people? A. YES B. NO Sandbanks residents claim victory in battle for 'private beach' that was fenced off by mansion owner Story by Sophia Stanford Residents of one of Britain's wealthiest neighbourhoods are claiming victory after a lawyer has argued they should have access to an exclusive beachfront



















