Fun with politics and religion. 19/04/26
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TRUMP SEES HIMSELF AS JESUS WE SEE TRUMP MORE AS THE 'ANTI CHRIST.'
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This, America, is your president. The “ stable Genius who works 24/7 for the country”. In the middle of the night he rages on Social media. threatens the Pope and the Vatican …..( is he actually threatening the Vatican with the military?) …..and posts images of himself as Jesus Christ. He posts fake pictures of Bruce Springsteen.
What, however, offends me to the core, is the image of Trump as Jesus Christ. Whether you are religious or not, whether you believe Christ was the son of God, whether you are Muslim and believe he was a prophet, or if you are an atheist and believe Christ was just a historical figure, a man who did good deeds, but just a man, this should offend you. Trump, the most selfish, corrupted , narcissistic individual in the world, seeing himself as a Christ like image, is too ugly for words.
Worse still in the background of that image are fighter jets, eagles, soldiers . He thinks God is on his side. That creep is completely , obviously and undeniably stark raving batshit crazy, and unfit to be president, or anything else come to that...
Trump: "The Public is loving ICE. They are Great American Patriots, they just happen to have much larger, and harder, muscles than most which is what they’re supposed to have. "
No, we don't love ICE you lying POS!
Larger, harder muscles?
A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says,'I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.' 'Dad, what are you talking about?' the son screams. 'We can't stand the sight of each other any longer'- the father says. 'We're sick of each other and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her.' Franticly, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. 'Like hell they're getting divorced!' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this!' She calls Scotland immediately, and screams at her father 'You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow.Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?' and hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. 'Sorted! They're coming for Christmas - and they're paying their own way.'
MEN ONLY EVENTS AT HAMILTON HALL
April 24th - 26th - BURN OUT WORKSHOP - a healing workshop for those suffering from burn out.
May 1st - 4th - NAKED CHILL OUT - BANK HOLIDAY - 3 night min. Free Sunday Roast .
May 8th - 10th - REBIRTHING - a self help and self healing weekend, for mind, body and soul .
May 15th - 17th - EUROVISION - enjoy the campest TV show with others.
May 22nd - 25th - NAKED CHILLOUT SPRING BANK HOLIDAY - Free Sunday Roast
It is a shame the church has turned a thing of absolute beauty into a game of ' them or us' and where wars have been fought, multi millions slaughtered and peoples lives RUINED by a church - in the name of religin and all for Christ - and this ABSOLUTEL beTrays the true teaching of LOVE and ACCEPTANCE and has replaced it with one of CONTROL.
My son asked me, "Where does poo come from?"
I was a little uncomfortable but l gave him an honest explanation.
He looked a little perplexed, and stared at me in stunned silence
for a few a seconds, then asked,……”And Tigger?"
June 1st - July 31st - NAKED CHILL OUT SUMMER MONTHS - even if it rains...
July 10th - 12th - WELL HUNG NAKED WEEKEND - for hung guys only
August 7th - 9th - VACUUM PUMPING WEEKEND - prizes for sizes
August 28th - 31st - NAKED CHILL OUT - BANK HOLIDAY - 3 night minimum. Free Sunday RoastSeptember 4th - 5th - COCK AND BALL WORKSHOP - X rated Weekend.
September 11th 13th - NAKED CHILL OUT
Septeber 25th - 27th - LONELY - a weekend for the over 65's.
Story from Guss:- Guys, about 6 months ago, my neighbor asked me for my internet password. I walked by and thought, "Okay, it's no trouble, because I get along well with him." Yesterday I was coming home and he was at the door.
We stopped and chatted for a while, as usual, when shis wife happily told me she'd put Netflix on. Then I jokingly said, "I've been working so much, I barely have time to watch TV, but hey, lend me the password so I can watch some shows."
Then his wife, who was sitting on the porch, said, "There's no way I won't, because I'm the one who pays and it's not something to be splitting." Total silence reigned!!
He apologized, embarrassed, and I told him to let it go. We continued talking about something else. And I went inside.
Shortly after, my neighbor's wife came out calling him; she seemed nervous and said the television wasn't working. She went inside, and I stayed there looking out the window. After a few minutes he and his wife left and came to call me and told me that the network wasn't working, that the password wasn't working... I turned to them and said, "I changed your password because I'm the one paying, and I'm not going to be sharing it around." The wife blushed and tried to argue, but I immediately said, "Ma'am, let's do it this way. I'll keep my internet, you have your Netflix, and everything's fine, and nobody will be upset."
They came in with ugly faces, slammed the door, and never spoke to me again!
JB Comments:- I have experienced this same thing, to a certain degree, since being at Hamilton Hall. People ask for favours and to borrow things and for my help and / or advise and is always freely given by me, and when I need something, BOY OH BOY do they run for the hills and some, after 15 years of me being a brilliant friend, support and confidant, they are not there for me when I need the help and it has all proven to be one sided. As long as someone assumes you to be richer, have more things they want / admire - they will be your best friend as 1) - it looks good to have you as a friend and 2) - in the future this frindship may be useful to them... and sadly my 3) is when that friend is ignored if and when my friendship is abused and seen as nothing more than a convenience to them.
October 2nd - 4th - NAKED CHILL OUT - naked karoke - do you dare ?
October 9th - 11th - TANTRIC SEX FOR MAN - fully interactive and naked training.
October 23rd - 25th - BURN OUT WORKSHOP - a healing workshop for those suffering from burn out.
November 6th - 8th - NAKED CHILL OUT -
November 13th - 15th - MASSAGE WORKSHOP - Naturally naked throughout .
November 27th - 29th - CLOSED FOR PRIVATE EVENT
A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?" The mother replies, "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it." "You're wasting your time," said the boy. "Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."
An older couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements, and so on. Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. "How do you feel about s*x?" he asked, rather tentatively. "I would like it infrequently ", she replied. The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, then leaned over towards her and whispered, "Is that one word or two?"
Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance. Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her bre@sts at maturity of a 12 years old. He stated that it was OK because he loved her so much. I too have a problem. My pen!s is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married. She said, Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant pen!s. Sandy and Jim got married and they could not wait so Jim whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touch teasing, holding one another. As Sandy put her hands in Jims pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room! Jim ran after her to find out what was wrong. She said, You told me your pen!s was the size of an infant! Yes it is: 8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches long!
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