MEN MEN MEN

gaymen2
Sep 6
3 min read

MET SOMEONE recently who bragged and boasted about how big his dick was, how it was so thick he doubted I'd get my hand round it - and how it was so fat very few people could suck it because it was so thick. I couldn't wait to play with this monster as I am a size queen for sure.

He also said he was a very hairy black guy. Over 6foot and muscular.

I got there.

He was 5'8" tall- Indian / Asian - NOT BLACK - and his body was completely shaved and just a 3 inch hairy strip down the centre of his chest and stomach remained and all the rest was shaved, and it was nastily bristley. It looked like a zip.

He had so far completly lied to me.

He was also - tubby and NOT muscular.

He got his monster out and - I actually laughed out loud, much to his annoyance.

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I barked LOUDLY - ' Call that a big dick ??? ' and getting mine out which was only half hard at this point...

' I'm not even hard and I am EASILY twice the size of yours.' -

and he answered ' All my friends tell me I have a big dick.'

I answered ' Read my fucking lips - YOUR FRIENDS ARE LYING TO YOU. YOU HAVE A SMALL DICK. YOU DO NOT HAVE A BIG DICK.'

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He STILL perservered that it was large and I barked ' I'M STANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU. I CAN SEE YOUR DICK,. IT IS NOT A BIG DICK - AND IT'S SMALL.'

He STILL kept trying and I kept barking as I dressed to leave and told him some home truths about NOT being black - NOT being hairy - NOT being hung - AND NOT BEING ANYTHING LIKE HE DESCRIBED AND HOW HE HAD LIED AND HOW DISHONEST HE HAD BEEN. I told him off as he may wish to buy into a delusion all of his own making BUT DO NOT EXPECT ME TO BUY INTO HIS DELUSION AS I WILL NOT. PERIOD.

Now I appreciate we all have fantasies, but do not blatantly lie as you may meet someone who will throw it back in your face and you have no one left to blame but yourself.

Now - I dont' mind small dicks, but do not patronise me when I am standing right there and can see how big or small. DO NOT expect me to buy into your delusional state of being. If I order a well done steak in a restaurant and it comes full of pink bleeding meat - and the waiter INSISTS it is well done, WHEN I CAN SEE IT IS NOT - DO NOT PERSERVERE with the bullshit as I can see through the lies.

The gay scene does seem full of delusional folks who suffer some kind of mental health problem and they expect others to buy into it with them, and I simply will not stand for it.

I left.

Robert C