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QUESTION: I am 72 next month and have this young guy who I met for a massage - yes - a gay massage and now he is all over me like a rash. He is 23, rents a room in a flat in central London and since seeing him, he seems keen on a relationship. I have a big house and pots of money and it worries me that he sees £ and $ and not me. You're a man of the world John, what advice would you give,.
Derick. Ruislip. e
Derick. You are right to be suspicious, as some 23 year olds can and do fancy older men but as soon as you mentioned he was a masseur / sex worker the doubt start to creep in. You are old dear - and he is 1/3rd your age. He rents a room - you have a big house and pots of money and the best way to keep the big house and pots of money is to play this PROFESSIONALLY - pay him for his servce and be a friend, maybe even tip him well, but NEVER - EVER - LEND HIM MONEY or offer for him to move into your home... That would be WRONG for so many reasons. Don't be the old fool who assumes you still ' have it' and that this 23 year old is hot for you - as chances are he is on ' the take' and you are either his next victim, or he can see ' a way out' and you are it. Play it safe - slow and be grown up and think with your head and not with your cock.
JB
Ultimately, it’s not banned for anything having to do with the US specifically, or for anything having to do with beef specifically. It’s much more fundamental. In the US, you can sell any food that has not been proven to be harmful to eat. In the EU, you can sell any food that has been proven to not be harmful to eat.
This difference in philosophy leads to quite a range of US products not being allowed for sale in the EU. In addition, it leads to a poor perception of US products generally in the EU.
Now, about the beef, the US beef industry uses a lot more growth hormones than the EU allows. And the issue is whether it’s safe to eat, and it’s also quite certain that a large portion of EU consumers would choose not to eat it anyway, due to animal welfare concerns.
I’m not sure how you want to draw any parallels to cars; EU cars are certainly not fed any growth hormones.
Trump and his minions are moaning about why the rest of the world does not buy American cars when just about everyone I know in America drives either a Japanese car or a BMW / Mercedes / Volvo / Renault etc, and very few Americans actually drive American cars. Same goes for electrical appliances like TV's most come from Japan or China...
I’ve just had an American customer stay for a week. Here’s a few of the fun things we experienced.
Firstly, a fanny is your arse. It is not part of a womens anatomy.
Pudding ! It’s not just dessert. He was baffled that we had steak pudding, black pudding, yorkshire pudding and treacle pudding and as far as spotted dick was concerned ...
Marmite disgusts, Love it or Hate it, most Americans hate it.
Yorkshipe Pudding is from Yorkshire.
England does not allow bleached chicken and huge amounts of chemicals in our food;- unlike America.
You can go into quaint English shops and just browse without feeling obliged to buy something and the shopkeepers will talk to you in a friendly manner.
When you accidentally bump into somebody, the other person will usually apologise for being in your way, rather than shoot you.
We drink an illegal amount of tea and we use electric kettles, not used in the USA as the electric power is much lower and takes an age to boil and it quicker on the stove with an old fashioned kettle.
If the police pull you over to question your driving, you don’t fear for your life, they don't have guns and most of our police do not murder innocent people.
30 minute TV shows only have one ad break.
It looks green from the air… very little of the country is actually occupied…
The Full English Breakfast… great as it is, not many of us actually make it at home but it’s a favourite in any English cafe. Usually for lunch and is actually an American invention.
We say shit an awful lot. WE say 'bugger off' a lot. Every city has a cathedral.
“What is that flag on the town hall ? The one with the red cross on a white background… I thought the Union Jack was your flag ?”
When you eat in the pub you have to order at the bar and usually have to pay before you get your food.
“Why do you call your friends “dickhead” / “shit for brains” / “fat bastard” / “twatto” … and then call people who annoy you “mate” / “buddy” / “pal”
Why is it always raining ? And why, when it is always raining, do you feel the need to announce it or complain about it ?
PETROL COSTS HOW MUCH ???
GAS & ELECTRIC PRICES ARE HOW MUCH ???
Khazi, bog, crapper, loo, bathroom, rest room, lavvy, little boys room… why do you have so many words for the same thing ? Why not just call it a toilet and be done ?
Why, when there is an accident in some other country, do the newsreaders always say “20 people were killed, including 2 Britons…” - is it because the other 18 don’t matter, or because there’s a 35 million to 1 chance that you may know them ?
English news on the TV will be intertanional global news. American news if primarily all about America and almost no international news at all. American people are generally unaware of global news and are quite ignorant of what is going on - truthfully - around the world.
We speak English - usually in most cases, properly. Americans mispronounce many Englsh words and call it American. It is also full of French words which Americans badly mispronounce.
We Brits don't think we rule the world ( any more ) and have left our bully days behind us, and it seems America picked up that mantal and is now the worlds bully.
Americans seem to have that superiority complex which is somewhat wrong as if the whole world owes them something, when we do not.
America has lost every war it fought independantly - Vietnam - Korea - Afghanistan - Shoot now and think about it - well - never actually... No ' Get Out' plan.
England votes for politicians and not reality TV stars who have pedophilia and rape alegations and numerous bankrupsies and who is a danger to the Americans themselves as well as the whole planet.
We invented the combustion engine, jet engines, TV, the computer and even the first web site.
Just a few actual example of the brilliance of the UK.
Not the faith — but some of its worst adherents.
The man in the photograph below is a Sikh called Harman Singh Kapoor. He has run a restaurant in London with his wife for sixteen years but recently was forced to shut down after Pakistani customers began brutally harrassing and intimidating him, his family and staff over his refusal to serve specially prepared Halal food…
First of all, the entitlement is baffling. Second of all, just why would you do such a thing? The man wasn’t harming anyone.
To paraphrase Gandhi: “I like your Jesus, but I do not like your Christians, for they are so unlike their Jesus…”
The same applies to many Muslims who behave in a way that goes directly against their faith. Such as those young North African or Pakistani immigrant boys who speak lowly of women and demand them to be demure and covered up, while openly lusting over and chasing after local blonde girls as some coveted prize to be possessed. Not to mention the many sons of Muslim families in the West who will secretly smoke, drunk and do drugs but remain outwardly pious in public so as not to catch their parents’ ire.
I love it when a Muslim is consistent and for the many Muslims who have lived here for decades and who have integrated, THIS is what living in a foreign land means - INTEGRATING - and not TRYING TO TAKE OVER. Just as I love consistency in someone Jewish or Christian or Hindu. What I do not like is those who are two-faced and demand special treatment and consideration but refuse to give it to others. Or demand morality and denounce those whose lifestyle they consider “haram” but secretly engage in the same vices with abandon and hope no one notices. Rules for thee, not rules for me. I had tons of Muslim clients when I was a sex worker and they were horny fuckers - generally crap at sex - and I would always tell them that Allah can see them in the UK just as he can at home in - wherever - and how they only hold the faith for the sake of what their Mother might say - or what other locals might say, even though they are probably drinking and fornicating just as badly and keeping it all a secret from their fellow man - meanwhile Allah watches and Allah see all.
FOR ME - 2,3,4 AND 5 ARE FABULOUS.
John Bellamy
John: I was shopping in a store and saw they were selling Halal Meat in packets, so I did two things... I broke open half the packets so they could not be sold, and I also laid pieces of bacon over ther halal items, so putting Muslims off buying them.
Halal is cruel. Halal is ilegal in the UK. Why John, are we allowing illegal practices in our country when it you or I did this, we would be arrested. If we went to their country and demand change, I can see us beig beaten and jailed within hours... yet they demand here in the Uk and our dip shit politicians and council officials bow down and rim their fucking asses and then tell us we have to adhere when these people are taking over our country and culture and our government is kissing ass and taking a stand against the Uk residence and allowing this mayhem to continue. Neil ( Westbourne )
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