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Man - 'Doctor, I have a sore arse '

Doctor - ' Where does it hurt ?' Man - 'Around the entrance.'

Doctor - ' It's an exit, not an entrance.'


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What do a penis and Rubik's cube have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

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How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap his Whopper.

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What do you get when cross a donkey and an onion?

A piece of ass that'll bring a tear to your eye!

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Why did the bum get a slap?

It was being cheeky

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A penis is the lightest thing in the world.

Even a thought can raise it.

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I'm not sure how I feel about masturbation,

but on the one hand, it feels pretty great!

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Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?


Ken came in another box.

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When should condoms be used?

Every conceivable occasion.

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What does a hot dog use for protection?


Condoments

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What do you call a person who doesn’t masturbate?

A liar.

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Me and my friend were masturbating to some hardcore dinosaur pornography.

Unfortunately, my mothersaurus.

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@ HAMILTON HALL

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READ ALL ABOUT YOUR HOST AT HAMILTON HALL

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What Do You Take When Your Butt Hurts?

Assprin

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TANTRIC SEX WEEKEND WORKSHOP

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What goes in dry,

comes out wet

and is appreciated by two ? A tea bag.

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.

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