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'Don't fuck with me fellas.'

Hamilton Hall is an hotel.

It is not a doss house.

It is not some guest house with no fire certificate and no health & safety and legal licenses.

We are fully legal, insured and protected. unlike many venues.

It is not some sleazy, tacky stick to the carpet place.

It is not on Air BnB annoying the neighbours and not paying tax on the income.


Hamilton Hall is a highly respectful business.



It is not some crummy dump.


Hamilton Hall offers so much more for your money than any other venue of its type.

It is NOT to be abused or taken for granted.

We do not expect our rooms to be left as if pigs had occupied them.


We also do not expect you to deliberately set off the fire alarms - steal drinks and not pay for them, leave your toilet unflushed so we have to sort your messes out and we certainly do not expect you to leave every single light left ON - AFTER you go out for the day and then again AFTER you check out - as this is seen as deliberately trying to run up our bills and where you have ignored signs asking you to PLEASE SWITCH LIGHTS OFF WHEN LEAVING YOUR ROOM, and when ignored, this is seen as a deliberate act of spitefulness.

When a pair of guests left last week after just a one night stay, I was shocked at the state of their room and just stared in horror for ages just looking around and observing the mess, the pissy loo, the stolen drink cans, the lights left on and - well - trash everywhere.

This coming after the night before when our alarms went off at 11.30pm and after we searched the obvious places - kitchen - office etc. we then checked every room in the hotel, and this disturbs and stresses us out late at night as well as other guests - all being disturbed at bed time - and it was found to be in their room where it has never in 24 years - gone off on its own unless tampered with, and this was NOT appreciated.

They were sent an e mail this week concerning the extra charge made, and here is that e mail below.


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Concerning your recent stay at Hamilton Hall and the extra charge you were made aware of,   we have now decided not to allow you any further bookings at Hamilton Hall as you are unwelcome here again.


1) You set the fire alarms off in your room.

2) You left urine down the toilet after you left for our staff to flush - truly tacky.

3) You trashed the room - period.  We have pictures.

4) You left every light on in the room despite the signs asking you to switch them off when leaving the room.  This was a deliberate attempt by you to run up our huge electric bills - and that action is quite despicable of you.

5)  You took drinks from the cabinet and did not pay for them and this is considered theft. 


Your attempt to take advantage of a gay venue sets you so far apart from our usual customers that we felt your actions were deliberate and contrived to attack and destroy a venue because of your own resentment and for that,  you are banned from Hamilton Hall.


The charge stands and goes towards the extra costs we incurred and as a tip to the staff clearing up your mess.

I think you are probably more catered for in Blackpool as it's more your style.  

I am sure this does not come as a surprise as if this is how you behave, then this must be a common occurrence for you - banned because of your bad attitude towards others.  

You are no longer welcome at Hamilton Hall and in 24 years in business, we have only ever banned  a handful of people, so you are in a small - if rather disrespectful group of people that I consider unworthy.  Period.

John Bellamy


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If he apologises or gives some reason that is acceptable to me, I shall refund part of the charge but if not, the charge will stand.



We do on very rare occasions get people like this , who takes advantage and their resentment was so screaming it was hard to ignore. It was as if their opinion and their voice mattered more than mine and talking over me when I am trying to explain about the hotel - which I do with everyone when they first arrive, left me wondering if they actually ever listen to anyone - anywhere.


The one thing in life I cannot abide, is arrogance, ESPECIALLY when it is so far off the mark it just beggars belief and - actually - makes me laugh. Why some people consider themselves superior when they show themselves to be so - NOT - is comical.

It's like Posh Spice, which was always seen as an anathema - as posh she aint... She is anything but posh. She may be rich but that does not make you posh, breeding does, not money.


So anyone thinking they can come here and abuse what we offer, please, think again.

In the movie ' Mommy dearest' about Joan Crawford, she is being totally patronised by the CEO and board of directors of Pepsi after her husband died and left her stock in the company and they were treating her with total disrespect and belittlement and as she retorted in response - loudly -


'DON'T FUCK WITH ME FELLAS. I HELPED MAKE THIS COMPANY AND I CAN DESTROY IT JUST AS EASILY SO - DON'T FUCK WITH ME FELLAS.'


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AS YOU CAN SEE WHEN YOU READ OUR REVIEWS ON LINE

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