Dumb Questions and Answers
- gaymen2
- Aug 2
- 6 min read
Two weeks before Marlon Brando passed away in 2004, he changed his will. In this new will, he publicly recognized eleven of his children, even though he had more than that. He decided to leave out one of his daughters, Petra, from the inheritance. Interestingly, he also disinherited Tuki Brando, who is the son of his late daughter Cheyenne. Tuki was someone Marlon was close to, and Cheyenne was his favorite child.
There were many Brando family members and not a lot of money to go around. With ten children mentioned in the will and about thirty grandchildren, the total inheritance of around 30 million US dollars didn’t mean much for each person after fees and deductions.
Tuki Brando, the only grandchild specifically left out, didn’t feel hurt or upset. He believed his grandfather did this to help him avoid the burden of wealth and to encourage him to create his own path in life.
Tuki became a successful male model and also studied medicine. Now, he is a doctor and lives a quiet life away from fame. Most of the other Brando family members also live private lives; none of them are very rich, and none chose to work in the entertainment industry.
THIS IS A GENUNE PHONE CALL RECEIVED BY HAMILTON HALL RECENTLY
'Hamilton Hall. Can I help you ?' 'Yes. I am on your web site and I see it is a men only hotel. Does that mean you supply the girls ?'
'Sorry, did I hear you right, you are asking if I supply the girls ?'
'Yes, do you supply the girls.'
'Can I ask, what girls you are expecting me to supply.'
'Well you're Men Only - right ?'
'Correct - as the web site makes perfectly clear and for the last 25 years - we are a MEN ONLY HOTEL yet here you are asking about girls. What part of MEN ONLY do you not understand ?'
'I assumed that meant you supplied girls for the men staying.'
'So you think I am a Pimp - running whores for you at my hotel. Clearly you assume I supply women for your enjoyment and that is treating me as a pimp and I have to ask, what planet are you from - what alternative reality are you living in ?'
'I don't get what you mean.'
'I cannot believe this is real. The answer is in what you stated yourself - we are a men only hotel - what part of that indicates we allow women in the building - or are you just messing with me ?'
'Absolutely not, I am not messing you about. I just wanted to know about the girls.'
'WHAT GIRLS, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. WE ARE A MEN ONLY HOTEL. GAY - STRAIGHT - BISEXUAL - TRANS - MEN - MEN ONLY - WHAT IS THERE IN THAT THAT INDICATES WE ALLOW WOMEN. ?'
'Well I just thought.'
' No you didn't think, that's where you went wrong - you clearly DIDN'T think, unless this is all one big piss take - MEN ONLY - what is hard for you to learn from that and WHERE EXACTLY does that give you - the only person EVER - to assume we run a brothel for you with women available. I am - actually - quite astounded at your request and will be hanging up now as clearly you are not someone I want at my venue. READ THE WEB SITE AND DO NOT READ INTO IT WHAT YOU WANT TO SEE. GET IT ?'
He mumbled a rough apology but clearly - he didn't get it - and I do wonder how some would be really offended by his comments - where as - I was not - I was just gobsmacked anyone could be that stupid and that bold and that moronic and to treat women as objects for his entertainment - to even ask such a question.
I HUNG UP ON HIM.
Maybe I could have been gentler with him. Maybe I could have educated him . Maybe it was all a piss take, some silly queen messing about or maybe, he is just one frustrated man desperate for the company of a women and for some sex and for that, I DESPERATELY feel sorry for him. As an older man, it must be hard for men to find some emotional and physical connection with women and as gay men, even us oldies, there is still the ease of finding and enjoying sex, whereas it is very different for straight men.
So I called him back.
I apologised if I was a little abrupt with him but that I was astounded he asked about women / girls in such a manner to what is clearly a MEN ONLY VENUE and how I was shocked at his request and I advised him to be a little more thoughtful of women and thoughtful towards those who he phoned asking such things as he could REALLY offend someone. I did point out that if he wants a prostitute, I suggested he look in his local paper and he said he didn't want that - and I did point out HOW ELSE WAS I SUPPOSE TO SUPPLY WOMEN IF NOT PROSTITUTES, and he had no answer... We spoke and made light of it and he also apologised but I did feel he still didn't really understand.
Sometimes, I do feel sorry for people, as I did him, but also needed for him to learn some facts about how to behave and how to treat others and NOT as whores.
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When I read this piece below, it actually moved me. See what you think:-
Every month, Martín’s parents took a trip to visit Grandma and came back on the same train the next day. One day, Martín said to them:
"I'm a big boy now. Can I go visit Grandma by myself?"
His parents thought about it and finally said yes. They went with him to the train station. As the train got ready to leave, they hugged him, gave him lots of advice, and stood by the window. Martín replied:
"I know, I know! You’ve told me this a thousand times!"
Just before the train left, his dad leaned in close and whispered:
"If you feel scared or unsure, this is for you," and slipped something into Martín’s pocket.
Now Martín was on the train alone for the first time, just like he wanted. He looked out the window, watching the world go by. But soon, people started pushing past him. Some were loud, others got on and off quickly. The train conductor made a comment about him being alone. A woman looked at him with sad eyes.
Martín started to feel nervous. Each minute, he felt more scared and alone. He lowered his head and felt like crying. Then he remembered what his dad had put in his pocket. With shaky hands, he reached in and pulled out a small piece of paper.
It said:
"Son, I’m in the last car of the train."
That’s what life is like. We have to let our kids try new things and go out into the world. But as parents, we always want to be close — just in case they get scared or face something hard. As long as we’re alive, we’ll always be in the “last car,” watching over them, ready to help when they need us.
At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside
And asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?"
"Yes, coach", replied the little boy.
"Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?"
The little boy nodded in the affirmative.
"So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't argue,
curse the umpire, or call him an asshole. Do you understand all that?"
Again, the little boy nodded in the affirmative.
The coach continued, "And when I take you out of the game so that another boy gets a chance to play,
it's not a dumb-ass decision or that the coach is a shithead is it?"
"No, coach."
"Good", said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your grandmother.”
One day, a young man approached a table at the corner of a restaurant where a young woman was sitting alone. With utmost politeness, he asked,
“Pardon me, may I join you?”
Suddenly, the woman exclaimed loudly,
“What?! You want to spend the night with me? Are you insane?!”
Everyone in the restaurant turned and stared in utter shock.
People began whispering amongst themselves.
The young man, thoroughly embarrassed, quietly walked away and sat at another table.
A few minutes later, the young woman approached him with a smile and said,
“I’m a psychology student. I wanted to observe how people react when they are publicly embarrassed.”
Without saying a word, the young man suddenly raised his voice and replied,
“£3,000 for one night? That’s far too expensive, madam!”
Now the entire restaurant turned to look at the woman.
Some frowned, others looked at her with pity, and a few couldn’t help but chuckle.
The woman stood frozen in shock.
The young man leaned in and whispered calmly in her ear,
“I’m a law student, and I know exactly how to turn the tables in my favour.2
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