fun truths

gaymen2
May 17
9 min read

A man moved into a new house with his wife.

In the morning, while they were both having breakfast, the wife looked out the window and saw her neighbor's clothes drying in the garden. She said in surprise:

"Look, our neighbor's washed clothes are not clean at all! She probably doesn't know how to wash clothes properly."

She repeated this comment every time the neighbor washed her clothes and hung them outside to dry.

About a month passed, and one day the wife was surprised to see that the neighbor's washed clothes were shiny and spotless.

She said happily: "Finally, our neighbor has learned to wash clothes properly!"

The husband smiled and said: "No, this morning I cleaned the window through which you look outside!"

Then he said gently:

"We should clear our own eyes before we see the flaws in others, because most of the time the problem is in our own eyes, not in others."

✦ Lesson: Correct your own mistakes, then find faults in others.

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Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married.

She was admired for sweetness and kindness to all.

One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint

sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.

As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl

sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water. In the water floated, of all things,

a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.

The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater,

but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.

"Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?"

pointing to the bowl. "Oh, yes" she replied, "isn't it wonderful?

I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package

on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that

it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter!".

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These men just played Trump...

They found a way to try and drive a wedge between him and Putin.

Yesterday, the leaders of France, Germany, Poland, and the UK gathered in a room with Zelensky. They then made an unscheduled phone call to Trump.

In that call, they disclosed a plan to give Putin an ultimatum: agree to a 30-day ceasefire and begin negotiations for peace, or they would supply Ukraine with overwhelming military support and coordinate additional sanctions that could suffocate a Russian economy finally beginning to show the mortal wounds of economic isolation.

In this call, they convinced Trump that this threat alone would force Putin to the negotiating table.

And they convinced Trump that if this worked... he would get the plaudits.

The truth is, they know Putin doesn't want peace. As I've explained countless times, anyone who actually understands Putin and his geopolitical priorities knows he doesn't want a democratic Ukraine to survive.

Trump, evidently, has failed to grasp this. He still sees everything as a real estate deal and fails to appreciate the deeper ideological aspirations at play.

He is also notoriously easy to persuade, especially by someone like Macron. Starmer, meanwhile, is Trump's new best friend after he went along with his charade of a bilateral trade agreement. They've been buttering him up for this whole time.

Macron, Starmer, Merz, Tusk, and Zelensky appealed to Trump's vanity and his ignorance... and it looks like it worked.

They managed to get his verbal approval for the ultimatum during the call. And before anyone had the chance to explain the implications to Trump... they announced it. One by one, they gave speeches to the media where they made it absolutely clear that Trump was in on the deal. The USA was party to the ultimatum.

Putin then had to either accept an immediate ceasefire by Monday... or defy Trump.

As expected, before the deadline even came close, Putin rejected the offer outright. Because he does not want peace.

Trump has now effectively sanctioned the European plan for complete and unrestricted support of the Ukrainian military and agreed to cooperate on additional economic sanctions on Russia.

Just like that, the USA appears to be back on Ukraine's side, and it's all thanks to an unscheduled phone call.

I don't know whose plan it was, but it was brilliant.

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A blonde decided to try ice fishing. She bought all the necessary equipment and went to a local spot to try to catch some fish.

She settled down on the ice with her equipment and, after sitting on a stool, began to cut a circular hole in the ice, just like she had seen done on the internet. As she was busy cutting, a voice from the sky sounded, saying:

"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."

Stunned, she stood up and looked around, but saw no one. She carefully moved a little further away and stood on another spot on the ice. She drank some hot chocolate from her thermos and began to cut another hole. Once again, the voice echoed, seeming to come from every direction:

"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."

At this point, scared and slightly frustrated, she moved to the opposite end of the ice. She set up all the equipment again, sat down on the stool and began cutting another hole. Immediately, the heavenly voice boomed, even louder than before:

"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

She jumped down from the stool, looking around in terror, and shouted to the sky:

"IS THAT YOU, SIR?"

The voice replied:

"NO. I AM THE MANAGER OF THE SKATING RINK. THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

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A woman arrived in a store wearing clothes that showed her body all too well. The shop owner, being a wise older man, took a good look at her, asked her to sit down, looked straight into her eyes, and said something she would never forget for the rest of her life.

“Young Lady, everything that God has made valuable in this world, is covered up and hard to see or find."

For example:

1. Where can you find diamonds?

• In the ground, covered and protected.

2. Where are the pearls?

• Deep in the ocean, covered and protected in a beautiful shell.

3. Where can you find gold?

• Underground, covered with layers of rock, and to get there you have to work very hard and dig deep.

He looked at her again and said, "Your body is sacred and unique to God."

You are far more precious than gold, diamonds, and pearls, therefore you must be covered too.

He then added: "If you keep your precious minerals like gold, diamonds, and pearls deeply covered, a “reputable mining organization” with the necessary machines, will work for years to mine those precious goods.

* First, they will contact your government (family),

* Second, sign professional contracts (marriage),

* Third, they will professionally extract those goods, and tenderly refine those precious goods. (marital life).

But if you let your minerals find themselves on top of the Earth's surface (exposed to everyone), you will always attract many illegal miners to come, exploit, illegally, and freely take those riches and leave you without the precious goods God gave you!

WOMEN, YOU ARE VALUABLE!! ❤

Remember - Class is more desirable than Trash.

Author - Diane Walls.----

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Woman comes home and tells her husband,

"Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone."

"No more headaches?" The husband asks, "What happened?"

His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat 'I do not have a headache; I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache.' It worked. The headaches are all gone."

His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?" The husband agrees to try it.

Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom.

He puts her on the bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back." He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and jumps into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.

His wife says, "Damn! That was wonderful!"

The husband says, "Don't move! I will be right back." He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even better than the first time. The wife sits up and her head is spinning.

Her husband again says, "Don't move, I'll be right back." With that, he goes back in the bathroom. This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the bathroom, she sees him standing at the mirror and saying,

'She's not my wife.

She's not my wife.

She's not my wife.'

His funeral service will be held on Saturday

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With the prospect of war between USA and Canada should Canadians be encouraged to leave USA and USA military bases in Canada closed?

Are you people really this ignorant? I mean, I know you are, but I'm just blown away again every time. Where are these American military bases in Canada? Please, locate one on a map for me.

We do train and exercise together and work alongside each other on operations, but bases in Canada? Are you serious?

Canada is the tenth richest country on Earth. What do you think we are?

Jesus Christ. I know there are like maybe five Americans who have ever learned anything about another country, and they all live in blue states, but please, for the love of God, make some effort before you say dumb shit to people. This is why the entire world laughs at the USA.

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WHY DIDN'T YOU WRITE THE ESSAY ?

The teacher slapped one of the students hard and said,

“Why didn’t you write the essay?”

The student calmly replied,

“Teacher! I wasn’t convinced by what I read to write about it.”

The teacher asked, “Why weren’t you convinced?”

The student responded, “Because I couldn’t find the truth in what was written.”

The teacher questioned, “How so?”

The student answered:

“Teacher, the essay says: ‘My country is a rich country.’ But our house is made of mud, my clothes, my school bag, and all my school supplies—even my books—come from charity.

The essay says: ‘My country is a land of oil and gas.’ But we have neither gas to cook with nor oil, and my mother still cooks over firewood.

The essay says: ‘My country is full of blessings.’ But I have never seen these blessings coming; rather, I see them disappearing into the pockets of others.

The essay says: ‘My country is the cradle of history, heroism, and civilization.’ But a question lingers in my mind—why does my country remain in the cradle, always talking about the past, while others grow and progress? My country is poor yet still sings about its past glories.

And the essay says: ‘The people of my nation are equal in rights and duties.’ But I have not found my right as a human being or as a citizen of this country.

Teacher! I do not want to lie to myself. That’s why I didn’t write my assignment.

I love my country, but my country has been stolen—its justice and the rights of its people have been robbed. My right is lost, my future is uncertain. My country is full of wealth, yet my father is still searching for our daily bread in alleys and streets!”

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A poor boy was in love with a rich man's daughter. One day the boy proposed to her and the girl said…”Hey! Listen, your monthly salary is my daily hand expenses..How can I be involved with you..?

How could you have thought of that? I can never love you😏, so forget about me and get engaged to someone else at your level🥺” But somehow the boy could not forget her so easily🥲…..

Some times 10 years later they stumbled into each other in a shopping mall.

The lady again said….,”Hey.. ! You! How are you? Now I’m married and do you know how much my husband’s salary is..? $15,700 per month! Can you beat that?

And he is also very smart” The guy’s eyes got wet with tears on hearing those words from the same Lady.

A few seconds later, her husband came around but before the lady could say a word her husband seeing the guy, said……“Sir you’re here and you’ve met my wife..”

Then he said to his wife,”This is my boss, I’m also one of those working on his $100 million project! And do you know a fact my dear? My boss loved a lady but he couldn’t win her heart.

That’s why he has remained unmarried since.

How lucky would that lady have been, if she had married this my boss now?

These days, who would love someone that much?"

He said all these to his wife. The lady looked in total shock but couldn’t utter a word.

Life is so short and it’s just like a mirror.

You can only see as much as it reflects. So don’t be too arrogant or proud by looking down on others because of their current situations.

Things get changed with time just like the weather..! Don’t under estimate anyone because everyone has a great future!

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