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Oct 2
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Theres nothing nicer than a good wank. A jack off. Call it what you will. A man and his dick. People use to say wanking was only for teenagers and that men grew out of it - and I might point out this was what women said to make men feel guilty for wanking. Naturally, it is bollocks as wanking is the best release of pent up sexual energy and especially so in married men who have a shit sex life . Women put them down and patronise as - that's what women do to men - and because so many are willing to jump through flaming hoops for a shag, wanking is a safe and easy alternative.

It doesn't make you go deaf or blind;- It doesn't make you grow hair on the palms of your hands and the ancient belief that spunk was brain fluid and the more you 'came' the more brain fluid you lost and so - by too much wanking, would end up stupid, is again, bollocks designed to stop men having fun WITHOUT a woman. Any married man who claims not to masterbate, is either a liar or has a great sex life and doesn't need to wank, but as 95% of married men claim to be sexually frustrated, wanking helps aliviate tension and keeps relationhips together. Wanking is good.

Wanking is healthy.

He was an ordinary looking bloke. Bit over weight. Unshaved for days and a bit rough looking. I was a bit wary at first wondering if he was anti gay, by his look and his manner. But we chatted. He was pleasant enough. Asked me back to his place, so I went. Trembling as still not too sure about this guy. Soon as we were in his flat he looked me straight in the eye and said ' I want you to suck my dick.' and as surprised as I was, i just said ' Okay.'

As he fumbled with his trousers and fly, I fumblesd with getting on my knees and this wonderful fat cut cock bounced out of his trousers and flopped against my face - oh so smooth and soft and warm.

Down my throat it went as I glanced up at him, eyes shut, mouth open in a gasp of pleasure and he thrust his hips forward forcing his dick further down my throat.

I didn't gag, just swallowed . Pleasure beyone pleasure. He fucked my throat for a good while and what a wonderful Christmas present this was to myself, even if a month too early.

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Dear John: After 30 years together, my partner died and a few Christmas's ago was to be my first on my own, and yet I came and stayed with you and I cannot tell you how it cheered me up, gave me some great memories without my partner ( for a change ) and was definately a new beginning for me, and I have you to thank for that. I have since moved to Croatia and with a new lover, something I never thought I would have - but here we are - planning Christmas here in Croatia and I really never thanked you for what you did for me that Christmas and the change it made for me.

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As a married man, working from home, and surrounded by elves all the time making the toys for me, singing and dacing all the time, does get on my big hairy tits and there are times I really wish I was just a normal mortal with a normal life and one where I could exlore things on my own and not always surrounded by people. The only real pleasure I get, is if a parent is awake and sees me leaving the presents under the tree and before I can vanish back up the chimney, I usually use my magic and make them forget they've even seen me, but there was this one night with this very handsome daddy naked in the lounge under the tree having a late night wank after wife and kids had gone to bed, and he was NOT expecting a big hairy hung bear dressed all in red to come down the chimney and catch him in the act. My magic works in many ways, it stops time - and while he yelped in fear on seeing me, time was standing still so no one heard and no one came to see what was going on and I presented him with a very dfferent Christmas present than he had ever received before and - after getting well fucked by me, and plenty of Ho Ho Ho along the way, I left him laying next to the tree covered in spunk and my magic helped me vanish and he came to wondering why he had such a sore ass and why he was covered in fairy dust and Santa Spunk. Then I was off to the next house and see what we have on offer here, probably just some mince pies and some carrots.

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I have fancied my postman for ages. Never really talked much - just the occasional ' Parcel for you' - and ' Good morning.' and when it came to Christmas I thought I'd give him a tip of £20, as he's always been reliable. I stopped him to chat and gave him his tip and he chatted for the first time, telling my how his wife had left him that year and he was alone for Christmas for the first time, and feeling a bit lost. I was astounded at his confession, and offered for him to come spend Christmas day with me, dinner, movie, wine, just a relaxed day and no need to be alone.

He came, we eat, he was a lot more chatty that I ever thought and we had a great afternoon and come the evening, both of us a bit pissed and happy, he announced he had never had sex with a man before and now he was single again, ??? and he left that sentence dangling in the air... so I caught it and asked if he wanted to try sex with a man, and locking eyes, I boldly asked if he wanted his dick sucked. He almost came his load with me just asking the question, and we spent the rest of the evening with him asking me to try this and try that , things he had never experienced sexually before but had seen in the porn films but never tried. He had actually never had his dick sucked - ever - and other than climbing on and off to fuck his uninterested wife, there had never been any foreplay or oral sex - his wife just didn't approve - and now free, he was willing to try anything and everything and insisted I fuck him and all.

That was a great Christmas day and while he was suppose to be going home that night, he stayed and we eventually collapsed with exhaustion around 3am and he stayed over Boxing Day and we did more of the same. He was certainly keen to try and to learn and gave as much ( if not more inches ) that I had to offer. He became like a teenager after the New Year was all over, wanting to come round and try some more things, and I introduced him to having a threesum with me and another guy and besides the laughter and the oos and aah's, he thoroughly threw himself into gay sex and I don't think has ever looked back.