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Silly gay jokes. If you are offended - tough shit.

MANY of the jokes below are cringey and bad, but still made us smile and some even laugh so no apologies and if you are offended - GOOD - it got you thinking.... and I really don't give a fuck....

I saw two men wearing the same clothing and walking together, so I asked both of them if they were gay. They did not hesitate arresting me after I said that.


“What does the word ‘gay’ mean?” asked a son his father.

“It means ‘happy’,” replied the father.

“Oh,” contested the son, “so you are gay then?”

“No, son, I have a wife.”


What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?

The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out.


A Man walks into a bar and Orders 3 shots of Whisky, The Bartender asks "What’s got you down" The man says “I just found out my Niece is gay.” The next day he orders 4 shots of Whisky The Bartender asks “What’s got you down now?” The man says "I just found out my son is gay." The next day he orders 6 shots of whisky The Bartender says "Got anybody who likes Women?" The man says “My wife does.”


In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.

In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.


Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?

Because they’re always coming out of the closet.


A guy finds a genie…

He says, “I wish I was better at talking to women.”

“Poof!” the genie says, “You’re gay !”


A son walks up to his dad and says "Dad! I just had sex for the first time." The dad goes "Great! Wanna sit down and talk about it?“ The son says "I cant sit right now, my butt is very sore.”


What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?

The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.

( oh that is bad ... bad bad bad bad ... )


Q: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE GAY GUY WHO GOT KICKED OFF THE GOLF COURSE?

He was playing with too many strokes.


Q: WHY IS KATIE HOLMES DIVORCING TOM CRUISE?

Apparently, he’s been in A Few Good Men.


Q: WHAT COMES AFTER 69 FOR GAY MEN?

Mouthwash.


Q: WHAT DID ONE GAY SPERM SAY TO ANOTHER?

How do we find an egg in all of this shit?


Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ANNOYING GAY MAN?

A pain in the arse.


Q. HEAR ABOUT THE NEW GAY SITCOM?

“Leave it, it’s Beaver.”


Q: WHATS A HOMOS FAVORITE PLANET?

Uranus


Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A GAY BOXER?

Fruit Punch!


Q: WHAT DID THE MOOSE SAY AFTER LEAVING THE GAY BAR?

Man, I blew like 50 bucks in there.


Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A GAY GINGER?

Flaming.


Q: HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU’RE A HOMOSEXUAL?

When you make Justin Bieber look straight.


Q. DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE GAY RABBIT?

He found a hare up his ass.


Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A BOUNCER IN A GAY BAR?

Flame thrower.

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A 5-MAN GAY MARIACHI BAND?

Juan Direction


Q: WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS AN ESKIMO AND A GAY GUY?

A snowblower.


Q. HOW CAN YOU TELL IF A NOVEL IS HOMOSEXUAL?

The hero always gets his man in the end.


Q. HOW CAN YOU TELL IF A WESTERN IS GAY?

All the good guys are hung.


Q: HOW DOES A GAY GUY FAKE AN ORGASM?

He spits on his back.


Q: HOW DO YOU SAY HOMOSEXUAL IN JEWISH?

A heblew.


Q: WHAT WILL THE FIRST GAY TRANSFORMER TURN INTO?

A Prius.


Q: WHAT DOES ONE GAY SAY TO ANOTHER HOMO SITTING AT THE BAR?

Do you mind if I push in your stool?


Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A PHONE THAT GAY MEN CAN’T USE?

A Homophone.


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