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- 2 days ago
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On their first night together, the newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing her beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now. You can open your robe." The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished. "Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims.
"My God, you are so beautiful! Let me take your picture."
Puzzled, she asks, "My picture?"
He answers, "Yes, my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever."
She smiles, and he takes her picture. Then he heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe, and the new wife asks,
"Why do you wear a robe? We are married now."
At that, the man opens his robe, and she exclaims,
"Oh, OH, OH MY! Let me get a picture."
He beams and asks, "Why?"
She answers, "So I can get it enlarged!"
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I am a body builder and personal trainer. I have competed in many body building competitions and won many certificates and prizes. I am over 6 feet tall and considered heavy weight. When I say I am built, I AM BUILT and when preparing for competition, my diet and lifestyle changes dramatically as my body becomes leaner and more toned and while it is unhealthy it does look superb. But. I have the tiniest dick imagineable. I have never taken drugs to get my body big as I know this can cause erectile dysfunction, and this is not my problem, I just have a very small dick. Normal balls but a dick of a 5 year old. My body more than makes up for it through and most sex partners just like the muscle mass on me and the dick seems less imortant but - it would be nice to have both - an incedible body AND a big schlong on me.
I am happy. When I walk into a room, heads turn, both men and women .
Roman . ( Chiswick )
Deart John - I have what I call a ' Micro Penis.' I have seen bigger clitorus's on women. My balls are also very small and you can almost not even see them. I was teased at Public School after games or gym to such a degree, I was allowed to shower seperately to stop the bullying. When wanking was discovered by my class mates, I was a very late bloomer simply because there was nothing worthy of getting hold of, and one inch of hard on only needs two fingers. It caused me great strife and stress when I was younger and I didn't loose my virginity until I was 31 - as I was - not ashamed - but - embarrassed and knew I would only get teased - so I went without.
I went on to get 5 degrees and earn a fortune in the City, so there was compensation.
Years ago I went to see a prostitute and she ( I was straight back then ) was a wonderful and caring women who could obviously see my lack off manhood, and she told me to have more pride and to ' FUCK THOSE ARSEHOLES' who give you abuse - and that regardless, I was worthy and how life was not all about dick size and how many large dicked men haven't a clue how to use it - and how in Roman / Egyptian times, a big dick was seen as a pathway to stupidity, and small dicks meant you were more intelligent. They believed that spunk was brain fluid and the more you wanked - the stupider you became,- and she changed my life forever. I go on naked bike rides, visit gay sex clubs ( gay sex turned out to be better as I don't have to use my dick ) and while there are still those who tease, now I am able to just tell them to fuck off and ignore them.
I would love a big dick but I haven't, so I got over it and it took a prostituite to help me with it ... Geoff M.
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