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My fiancé doesn't appreciate my DOG at all and that's why I'm making this appeal.

He is purebred, he has shared my life for 2 years. He loves toys even if he doesn't have all the parenting skills. Short hair but in need of grooming. Especially the upper body parts, he likes to shave them off. He often barks at night and has a habit of waking me up very early the next morning. He is a very picky eater, preferring only branded, expensive food.

Unfortunately, he doesn't make you happy when you get home. He's not very cuddly when you're a bit down. He doesn't usually bite, but he is usually short-tempered and growls easily.

Here it is... If you know someone who wants to care about my selfish, twisted and inhuman fiance of 40 years, come and take him with you!!! My dog ​​and I want to find a new home for him!!!


Who is this looser below then ?

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